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Old 07-08-2007, 04:45 PM   #1
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Default A-*******-mazing. My *** is a fountain.

Unfortunately for me, all my plans of chilling with people including my girlfriend have been shattered.

Stupidly so, at about 1pm today, I decided to eat about 10 plums, some beef jerky, a whole lot of onions, and some other miscellaneous ****.

Currently, I run to the bathroom every four-five minutes to unleash a liquid fury of brown water from my anus.

I hate life.
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:07 PM   #2
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Unfortunately for me, all my plans of chilling with people including my girlfriend have been shattered.

Stupidly so, at about 1pm today, I decided to eat about 10 plums, some beef jerky, a whole lot of onions, and some other miscellaneous ****.

Currently, I run to the bathroom every four-five minutes to unleash a liquid fury of brown water from my anus.

I hate life.
Why do we need to know this do you enjoy internet humiliation?
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:02 PM   #3
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It's not internet humiliation. I get to make you suffer although not on the same scale as me, but I get to have a minute or more of your life as you shudder in disgust.

Basically I drag you down with me.

Suckers.
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get a diaper and go out and live it up
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hahahaha nice
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I ate 1 1/2 lbs of cherry's this morning. I'm with ya brother.
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Old 07-08-2007, 07:09 PM   #7
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I guess you've never heard that prunes (dried plums) are a natural laxative?
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I thought old people drank prune juice because they enjoyed the delightful taste.
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And this made my life better because?
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