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Old 09-20-2011, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default Funny conversation I had

I dont post on here often

Anyways, here is a conversation I had with a "friend" on facebook. I have a few pictures of my build here and there that go online. He always has a retarded comment.

Cliff notes - If you take the time to read this you will crack up


He drives a Saturn sc2. This **** was comical as hell.

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hows the car



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its solid



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sweet

what #'

's



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i dont think im going to be giving those out



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why?

you break 500?



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maybe maybe not, im not givnig them out as a personal choice, thats all



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lame

half the fun of building a car is to brag dude

i drive a saturn n toast ppl

its funny as ****



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LMAO

who is it that you toast?



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name a car

ive prob beaten it



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LMAO



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(big 8's are exceptions)



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your car is stock?



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no

stock internals tho



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whats done?



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full intake and exhaust



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lmao



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tuned



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stock...



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no not stock



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thats stock bro



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no

stock is stock

moded is moded

custom is custom



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i thnk when you reach a certain level you might understand



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i think u dont know what ur talking about



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if I took this conversation and posted it on any reputable car forum, you would get flamed bad

talking about your sc2 and its kills



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umm

your on crack

and everyone who knows me

knows my car is beast

for a 4

its a beast



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i cant tell if your being sarcastic

im going to truely hope you are ******* with me for fun



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nope

100% serious

my cars sick

NA class



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LMAO

NA CLASS



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destroyed turbo cars

you dont seem to understand

yes na class

NA is a class dumbass



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your car wouldnt touch a single well build na honda



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umm...

yes

pwned



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your funny

have you ran it at the track?



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ive only seen one civic that might beat me that was NA

nope

planning on dyno but idk if ill be able to



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yea i saw your post and it cracked me up

why dont we go to the track sometime



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no joke my car isnt slow

because your pushing a huge turbo



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we dont have to race eachother



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HUGE

lol



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when your runs a 17.2 @ 90

it will be funny



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nah

im easily 13's

maybe lower



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ok

lets bet then?



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on?



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that your car doesnt break 13s



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lol



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you think ur car will run what a stock eveo and sti runs with a intake and exhauts?

that is some funny shi

you drive a saturn sc2 with an intake and exhaust, comical



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ive taken an sti

in my old auto sc2

full exhaust

full intake

twin cam

tuned by me

wideband

solid mounts all around

F&R STB's

SAFCII



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LMAO

SAFCII

haha



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will be ms2

but thats gonna wait for the v5hd



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lets go to the track

and bet your car dosent run 13s?



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k, how much we bettin?



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what can you afford?



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your the one bettin me



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lets do 500?



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lmfao



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to low or high? its hard to tell when im talking to a staurn owner who thinks his car is fast



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doesnt matter, ill collect that



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ok



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your car must be freakin weak if ur not bragging



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hows next weekend sound?



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i might be busy



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when are you free



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usually on weekends



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ok

next weekend? weekend after?



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we will see

im not goin ne where

cars been throwin a code, running stronger tho



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ok

w.e



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kinda wanna look into that



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lets go during import wars?

you can show off your 13 second saturn passes



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lol

saturns american



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LMAO

you think i dont know?

i cant bleive people existed like this until we had this conversation

truely enteratining



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dude ive met dumb ppl



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Il post this up on the forum, the response should be great



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ppl who think saturn is an import

not like i got ne thing to prove to anyone

ive racked up 100's of wins



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thats fine

a 13 second pass wont be ap roblem then



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and 100's of losses



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for you to win 500
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Old 09-20-2011, 08:42 PM   #2
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you think ur car will run what a stock eveo and sti runs with a intake and exhauts?
that is some funny shi
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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ive taken an sti
[You]
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you drive a saturn sc2 with an intake and exhaust, comical
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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in my old auto sc2
full exhaust
full intake
twin cam
tuned by me
wideband
solid mounts all around
F&R STB's
SAFCII
[You]
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LMAO
SAFCII
haha
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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will be ms2
but thats gonna wait for the v5hd
[You]
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lets go to the track
and bet your car dosent run 13s?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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k, how much we bettin?
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what can you afford?
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your the one bettin me
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lets do 500?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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lmfao
[You]
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to low or high? its hard to tell when im talking to a staurn owner who thinks his car is fast
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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doesnt matter, ill collect that
[You]
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ok
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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your car must be freakin weak if ur not bragging
[You]
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hows next weekend sound?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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i might be busy
[You]
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when are you free
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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usually on weekends
[You]
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ok
next weekend? weekend after?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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we will see
im not goin ne where
cars been throwin a code, running stronger tho
[You]
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ok
w.e
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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kinda wanna look into that
[You]
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lets go during import wars?
you can show off your 13 second saturn passes
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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lol
saturns american
[You]
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LMAO
you think i dont know?
i cant bleive people existed like this until we had this conversation
truely enteratining
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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dude ive met dumb ppl
[You]
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Il post this up on the forum, the response should be great
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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ppl who think saturn is an import
not like i got ne thing to prove to anyone
ive racked up 100's of wins
[You]
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thats fine
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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and 100's of losses
[You]
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a 13 second pass wont be ap roblem then
for you to win 500
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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ill race any car
dont care how big or small
ive never done a quarter, and to be honest, im not betting the first time i go to a track
thats just plain dumb
but i do believe she runs 13's
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il give you 5 passes
that would probably cover the entire day
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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lol
[You]
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lets go this weekend or next, i dtn want to drag it out, and bring the 500 with
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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makes it sound like i cant launch
if i had 500 to toss around i would, i spent 6 months homless
[You]
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ouch
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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no clue
*****
[You]
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guess you now all of a sudden 500 is too much?
but 5 minutes ago, it was too low?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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i dont got anything to throw
never said it was too high or to low
just simply said id take your money
[You]
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ok
and if i win what do i get?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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a ride in my car?
lol
[You]
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what is your car woth
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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more than what i paid
[You]
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what is it worth
2 grand?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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with the parts?
cuz everything is custom
[You]
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lmao
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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theres alot of upgrades
[You]
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ok bryan
since thye are a lot of upgrades
lets make it 2500
il bring 2,500 cash
and sicne your SURE your going to ru na 13 seocnd pass
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lol
[You]
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your going to take my money
but in the event you dont, bring the title to the car with you?
how does that sound?
[Bryan Scott Fuller]
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sounds like you got too mcuh money
[You]
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well
do u wnat to do that?
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Ugh. I know people like that IRL. I want to kill them.
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Until you post vids of you two racing at the track, this thread will remain a "Cool story bro" forever.
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Until you post vids of you two racing at the track, this thread will remain a "Cool story bro" forever.
I will be at the track next weekend. He backed out anyway...
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Old 09-20-2011, 10:06 PM   #9
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You should be banned for 2 things:
1) for posting such a dumbass conversation.
2) for having that long of a conversation on fagbook.
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moded is moded
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Tell him your buddy with a Chebby wants to run and I'll give him his race.
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You both type like illiterate morons.
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He is an idiot, but so are you.
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He is an idiot, but so are you.
nah cuh, he da chop, cuh
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You should be banned for 2 things:
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You guys have gotta be in high school still.
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lol, everything in this thread is funny. 13 maybe faster hahaha
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Not funny.
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Just to show how delusional you friend is:

DOHC S-Series
1. jnturbosc2 - 11.03 @ 129mph (sc2, turbo)
2. LowSL2 - 11.809 @ 116.488 (turbo/manual)
3. jmmcool93 - 12.459 @ 113.32 (SC2; turbo/manual)
4. tk23 - 13.259 - 110.10 (SL2; turbo/manual)
5. boostinsidewayz - 13.347 @ 100.73 (n2o/manual) 176.41 HP [50 shot]
6. Coppertop 01 - 13.4559 @ 99.16 (turbo/manual)
7. JRSTANGE - 13.589 @ 106.28(turbo/manual)
8. saturnsc! - 13.592 @ 106.66 (SC1 DOHC; turbo/manual)
9. snkbyu2 - 13.694 @ 101.29 (SC1 DOHC; n2o/manual)
10. DUBS - 13.913 @ 119.17 (SC2 DOHC; turbo/manual) 336HP

Bumped:
nitrofumesrule - 13.942 @ 100.42 (supercharger/auto) 230HP
Pimped_SC2 - 14.199 @ 99.24mph (SC2; turbo/manual)
sl2racer - 14.205 @ 98.54 (n2o/manual)
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Damn, I've been out of the Saturn side of things for a long time, when did Jeff get knocked down to number 2?
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