Funny "Gay Miata" comment on cr.net lol
 

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2004busa wrote

The first comment on that page...

As a gay dude with lots of gay friends, let me share with you what we drive...

'10 Chevy Camaro
'92 Ford F-150
'93 BMW M3
'06 Ford Explorer
'08 Jeep Wrangler
'08 Hummer H2
'94 Land Rover Defender

Notice a trend? They are all hyper-masculine vehicles. You know why we drive these cars? Because gay men ALWAYS RESIST buying the cars stereotyped as "gay." There's nothing that turns a gay guy away from a car faster than the notion that it appears "gay."

You know who in my life has a Mazda Miata? My womanizing uncle.

I love the MX-5. I think it's fun. It's awesome to drive. It has a great sense of humor. But I'd probably never buy one because of the stigma.

There was a yahoo article I saw once about the 10 gayest cars, number 1 was a new VW Bug IIRC.

Miata got the bad rap for 'gay' by 2 stupid fucking movies..

Ok, one was Pixar's "Cars", the other was... ?

Interestingly, today I rode about 30 miles up I-5 with Abe in his red NB. On two separate occasions, we had somebody pull alongside and inform us that we were ------s.

The first was a teenage kid and a friend of his, shouting from the back of what I assume to be one of their mom's Lexus. We pulled back alongside, and I revealed one of my rather hairy nipples to them while Abe did something disturbing with his tongue. This produced a gratifying look of extreme confusion on the part of mom, and utter shock on the faces of the kids. I assume that they had some explaining to do after that.

The second was some Guido in a stock Honda Civic who, I shit you not, had a popped collar and spiky hair. I wish we had a picture of it... He then made the "This is what a blowjob looks like" motion, and we were just about to ask him if he was busy later that evening when he pulled off.

This has only ever happened to me once before, and it was while I was driving a Chinese customer of ours to dinner with some other folks from the office. The fellow spoke moderately good English, but was not at all familiar with the concept that certain cars meant you were a homosexual. I guess where he comes from they just don't really have that problem.

Pretty good laugh, at any rate.


Personally, I find the whole thing hilarious. My next Miata is going to be either pink or turquoise.

Must be out of the US? We didn't have a 93 M3 lol.

Corky Ramano

The gayest vehicle off the top of my head is a Crossfire. Jeep Liberty engine, which was basicaly the worst engine in the Merc lineup and not even still used in the Liberty IIRC, crap dynamics, and a big price tag. But hey, it looks cool, if you are drunk and/or stupid.

The Liberty itself is less gay than the Corssfire.

Edit: The I realize, that chances are actually fairly good that a gay guy will have a better sense of style than either of those POS' and likely avoids them like the plague, unless he is a macho top, in which case he has a Turbodiesel dually that makes more TQ than any 3 of our cars at 14 RPM and can run on the blood of idiots who laugh at the rainbow sticker.

I think its been established that lesbians probably drive either Subraus or the aforementioned TD.

Rainbow MT.Net stickers :idea:

I was thinking of getting a suction cup dildo and hooking it between my front lights to look like a fag unicorn car.

Now thats a Lemons idea!

Team Unicorn Leapfrog!

lol it needs to be black though to stick with the theme. My Dad is painting his next miata racecar house of colors pink.

I am married, so i dont care what people think of me. I did have my factory wheels painted neon pink. (Lost a bet) Hmmm, those pics seem to have disappeared.....

Some dudes were trying to fight me the other night at every stoplight. Maybe they were wasted, but they yelling at me and being douchelike, when I had no idea who they were. They tried to follow me but couldn't (Torsen is night and day of open diff). When people get out of their cars at stoplights, I fucking book it. Not about to get my HT glass smashed.

Must be my soviet flag, they think I'm a gay communist :dunno:

How the fuck? :bowrofl: I don't doubt buddy's gayness.

I think a V8 Miata with a the flower wheels off a VW and some other visual cues would be a great ego crusher. Really get into character with it, dredge up every stereotype. Throw in a lisp, use the word honey to address everyone, etc.

"It runth 11ths."

i've never gotten a negative comment about my car, ever

Why you playin? I'd rock one.

Totaly. Calling things gay and joking around is fun, but fucking with outright violent homophobes is much more entertaining. :)

Between that and a cat sticker its like putting chum in the water in some places. Said bait Miata would probably end up with bullet holes in it. :bowrofl:

I totally punked a Harley douche a couple years ago at a stoplight, I was wearing a "salmon" colored dress shirt...lol. Would have made a great Miata commercial. That guy will never stereotype again.

I also spanked a dude with a cowboy hat driving a Charger in my Disco MSM, he was mystified. Then pulled up next to me and said Damn should have got the Hemu hu

For some reason I've never had any shit talking about the car, since it has been turbo at least. I'm thinking the large front mount and roll bar=less homo factor.

Everyone raced me when i was N/A like every light. And now that im turbo not one person will :( i think its my cams that give it away when im idling, but its a piss off i want to race some ricer at the lights to show them up!

IIRC, one of the fags in "Go" drives a yellow Miata.

My only Miata is fully caged/gutted and my driver's seat has a halo. Before I took it all apart over spring break, I figured I'd take it to South Beach and holler at bitches. Juvenile, but I digress. While stopped at a light on Ocean Drive, two high school-aged kids in a purple (yes, purple) Wrangler called me a gaylord. Really? A fucking gaylord?

I was in my Miata with my buddy once and two guys wearing big, baggy, "gangster" cloths on a SCOOTER (no shit) rode up next to us and the guy on the back lifted his shirt and rubbed his nipples.

I was too busy shitting my pants laughing to be insulted. Just picture it in your head, funniest thing I'd ever seen.

I saw a guy in chicken costume walking next to a guy walking a legit kangaroo the other day. Crazy shit.

Yeah, Corky Ramano and Go.

Crnrhrd got called a Child Molester by some white trash dude in a purple Monte Carlo a summer or two ago. Now thats a long running joke.

I don't get fucked with very much and typically just ignore it or dump the clutch and leave them in my cloud of fuel, oil, and tire smoke. :jerkit:

A larger percentage of anything anyone says about my Miata is along the lines of "Dude, I was going to get one of those!"

If I get negative or gay type comments they are most often hurled by teenagers who couldn't afford my car or dirty guys on cruiser bikes, most of the time this happens with my wife in the passengers seat.

Funny thing is the comments only come when the top is down / HT is off.

I pick up a lot of cute bottoms with my carz.

That's pretty much the same thing that happened with mine, minus the cams. Also, everyone wants to race my scion xb...I mean fucking come on...a Scion xb?? It's my dd for a reason.

I find this funny as my experience was the opposite. I have no challenges when driving the miata, in fact other cars (often faster ones) purposefully wait till I start moving and accelerate slower than I do. My turbo kit is in the basement still so I'm no real threat street racer wise.

When I had my old car (which was turbo bp powered) I was challenged by everyone out there but mostly 350 swapped s10's, mustang's and camaro's. That got old really fast, every street light someone is being a douche...

I never get bad comments about my car either. How ever I had three different friends text me a picture of a local pink NA in one weekend. hahaha

Are you a power top?

who here has the few retarded friends or just know a few retarded people who bash the miata, and then when they see what your car can do, and how many chicks it picks up next to their POS must-ain or whatever, they want one all of a sudden?


I can name a few...


I get shit for the automatic portion in mine, like my buddy Eric in his STi who got all cocky one night. he called me "Grandpa Fag" for my slushbox and miata combined.


Later on the following day he sent me a dozen cupcakes and a Special-K bar for the $10 he owed me for losing to the auto-suck gayata. I have a picture somewhere of the cupcakes.

Hmmm.

hmmm so far I've only gotten people giving me thumbs up or telling me nice ride here.

Key caps perfect for MT.net

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Lol i would be all over that! Sweetheart!

I'm more interested in which type of cars power-bottoms drive. What about handballers?

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=210464979442

I don't know... but here's your "Road to Glory" :laugh:

Last-gen MR2s or hardtail choppers.

"Cool Miata Bro, does it come in Hetero?"

I only once got a bad comment about my car. It was in little rural Kinston, NC. They left in a riced out Mustang (what else?).

I get constant bullshit in Texas, and I have witnesses on this forum.

http://cin-e.tripod.com/films/orgaz/foto4.jpg

Up here in IL, I never got any attention.... good or bad. Now some people look at it when they hear the rumble, but still nothing worth mentioning.

License plate: PWR BTM