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Old 03-21-2010, 12:38 AM   #1
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The first comment on that page...

As a gay dude with lots of gay friends, let me share with you what we drive...

'10 Chevy Camaro
'92 Ford F-150
'93 BMW M3
'06 Ford Explorer
'08 Jeep Wrangler
'08 Hummer H2
'94 Land Rover Defender

Notice a trend? They are all hyper-masculine vehicles. You know why we drive these cars? Because gay men ALWAYS RESIST buying the cars stereotyped as "gay." There's nothing that turns a gay guy away from a car faster than the notion that it appears "gay."

You know who in my life has a Mazda Miata? My womanizing uncle.

I love the MX-5. I think it's fun. It's awesome to drive. It has a great sense of humor. But I'd probably never buy one because of the stigma.
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Old 03-21-2010, 12:58 AM   #2
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There was a yahoo article I saw once about the 10 gayest cars, number 1 was a new VW Bug IIRC.

Miata got the bad rap for 'gay' by 2 stupid ******* movies..
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Miata got the bad rap for 'gay' by 2 stupid ******* movies..
Ok, one was Pixar's "Cars", the other was... ?

Interestingly, today I rode about 30 miles up I-5 with Abe in his red NB. On two separate occasions, we had somebody pull alongside and inform us that we were ------s.

The first was a teenage kid and a friend of his, shouting from the back of what I assume to be one of their mom's Lexus. We pulled back alongside, and I revealed one of my rather hairy nipples to them while Abe did something disturbing with his tongue. This produced a gratifying look of extreme confusion on the part of mom, and utter shock on the faces of the kids. I assume that they had some explaining to do after that.

The second was some Guido in a stock Honda Civic who, I **** you not, had a popped collar and spiky hair. I wish we had a picture of it... He then made the "This is what a ******* looks like" motion, and we were just about to ask him if he was busy later that evening when he pulled off.

This has only ever happened to me once before, and it was while I was driving a Chinese customer of ours to dinner with some other folks from the office. The fellow spoke moderately good English, but was not at all familiar with the concept that certain cars meant you were a homosexual. I guess where he comes from they just don't really have that problem.

Pretty good laugh, at any rate.


Personally, I find the whole thing hilarious. My next Miata is going to be either pink or turquoise.
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Old 03-21-2010, 01:15 AM   #4
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Must be out of the US? We didn't have a 93 M3 lol.
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Old 03-21-2010, 01:20 AM   #6
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The gayest vehicle off the top of my head is a Crossfire. Jeep Liberty engine, which was basicaly the worst engine in the Merc lineup and not even still used in the Liberty IIRC, crap dynamics, and a big price tag. But hey, it looks cool, if you are drunk and/or stupid.

The Liberty itself is less gay than the Corssfire.

Edit: The I realize, that chances are actually fairly good that a gay guy will have a better sense of style than either of those POS' and likely avoids them like the plague, unless he is a macho top, in which case he has a Turbodiesel dually that makes more TQ than any 3 of our cars at 14 RPM and can run on the blood of idiots who laugh at the rainbow sticker.

I think its been established that lesbians probably drive either Subraus or the aforementioned TD.
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Personally, I find the whole thing hilarious. My next Miata is going to be either pink or turquoise.
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Old 03-21-2010, 01:26 AM   #8
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I was thinking of getting a suction cup ***** and hooking it between my front lights to look like a *** unicorn car.
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Now thats a Lemons idea!

Team Unicorn Leapfrog!
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I was thinking of getting a suction cup ***** and hooking it between my front lights to look like a *** unicorn car.
lol it needs to be black though to stick with the theme. My Dad is painting his next miata racecar house of colors pink.
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I am married, so i dont care what people think of me. I did have my factory wheels painted neon pink. (Lost a bet) Hmmm, those pics seem to have disappeared.....
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Some dudes were trying to fight me the other night at every stoplight. Maybe they were wasted, but they yelling at me and being douchelike, when I had no idea who they were. They tried to follow me but couldn't (Torsen is night and day of open diff). When people get out of their cars at stoplights, I ******* book it. Not about to get my HT glass smashed.

Must be my soviet flag, they think I'm a gay communist
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It has a great sense of humor -2004busa.
How the ****? I don't doubt buddy's gayness.
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I think a V8 Miata with a the flower wheels off a VW and some other visual cues would be a great ego crusher. Really get into character with it, dredge up every stereotype. Throw in a lisp, use the word honey to address everyone, etc.

"It runth 11ths."
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i've never gotten a negative comment about my car, ever
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Why you playin? I'd rock one.
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Why you playin? I'd rock one.
Totaly. Calling things gay and joking around is fun, but ******* with outright violent homophobes is much more entertaining.

Between that and a cat sticker its like putting chum in the water in some places. Said bait Miata would probably end up with bullet holes in it.
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I totally punked a Harley douche a couple years ago at a stoplight, I was wearing a "salmon" colored dress shirt...lol. Would have made a great Miata commercial. That guy will never stereotype again.

I also spanked a dude with a cowboy hat driving a Charger in my Disco MSM, he was mystified. Then pulled up next to me and said Damn should have got the Hemu hu
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For some reason I've never had any **** talking about the car, since it has been turbo at least. I'm thinking the large front mount and roll bar=less homo factor.
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For some reason I've never had any **** talking about the car, since it has been turbo at least. I'm thinking the large front mount and roll bar=less homo factor.
Everyone raced me when i was N/A like every light. And now that im turbo not one person will :( i think its my cams that give it away when im idling, but its a **** off i want to race some ricer at the lights to show them up!
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