Ghetto debt collectors
 

Local hospital fucked up my billing once again and it has gotten sent to debt collectors...once again. SOOO...I think the balance is around 250 bucks or so and now I'm getting calls from all sorts of Laquisha's and Shanana's trying to get ahold of me.

Can I talk to Chris
For what reason?
I need to talk to him about something
I need to know what that is first before I tell him
I can't disclose that information to anyone besides chris
Sorry, I really have to know why you need him, it is very important
Is this Chris or not
Can't tell you that
Well I tried to get ahold of him and...
How about you go fuck yourself

Then the bitch calls back on her private number

Yo mama u ignant son of a mich
Go fuck yourself laquisha shiniqa jackson


So how do I get them to stop calling if I can't trace the number?
Or even better, I need better things to say to them. :giggle:

Tell them he's dead.

That shit is hilarious.

call the phone company and have them put a trap on the phone line. or is it a cell?

They're just doing their job. I do 3rd party collections right now and can't stand people like you.

P.S.

I'm white as can be. Pay your shit.

^^ Do you call ppl on your cell with a private number???

Blame the hospital....blame the debt collectors...blame your sister......blame everyone except yourself.



This is the problem with modern America....it's never your fault...just shift the blame!


Seriously. It's not like the hospital bills you one time and sends your *ish to collections in like 30-days. That kinda stuff usually takes 90-days. Meaning, in that time, your lazy gonvernment-sapping moronic ass should have taken care of the problem with the hospital directly. Now that the *ish is in collections say goodbye to your credit..... oh wait... given that you're so quick to write them off...you probably have shitty credit and don't care anyway. Good job.

We call from the business line which is a blocked/private number. If a person doesn't accept blocked calls we unblock our number. Standard procedure. If they don't answer, we leave a message.

Amen. I had considered adding that. Once a collection agency gets involved the debtor has avoided/ignored all kinds of phone calls and correspondence in the mail. It costs the company who sends your account to collections money so they don't like doing it.

ima have to agree if you had gotten of your ass and fixed the problem you wouldnt be dealing with it now.

if you choose to deal with the collections doods, dont forget to haggle. they bought the debt from the hospital for a lower dollar value than you owed no doubt.

Thanks for trying but no. It has to do with the hospital not processing the claim to my insurance company within the 90 days they have and then when they try to get the money when they realize they forgot to collect it, my insurance company rejects them. Then as the nice people they are, they send it to a collection agency.

I'm really glad you aren't always looking for a way to be an asshat. Go suck a fat one. :fawk:

Oh and btw, medical collections are in a whole different category whenever it comes to your credit report/score.

I like to answer the phone, while having loud sex. It's important to not stop have sex being the conversation. Infact, if you can rise the volume of the funkin, and be all out of breath while trying to get rid of them that helps as well.

-Rouphis

I'm not surprised that you have debt collectors calling you in any capacity.

And if you had a half a fucking clue, you'd tell the collectors that.
As for medical and credit report......yeah... so tell me why when a hospital made a small error and stuck my name on someone's bill and sent it to them and it didn't get paid, it showed up on my credit report just like any other debt that is in collections? All it took was a call to the hospital and the collector and a few papers to verify a couple of things and all was good. It's not hard to do things the right way and not have a 2-year old's attitude.

When I was in highschool my buddies and I had a telephone book from Athens, TX which is bumfuck country. We'd get it, call people by name, and let them know that we're from Sanger-Harrish (home applicance country store) and you're behind on payments blah blah blah blah "why don't I drive over there and kick your ass?" It was a lot of fun.

Um...yeah, the last time I checked, you can't try to explain a situation to a debt collector.

Making generalizations and assumptions based on limited experiences is surely a sign of maturity.

I am the WRONG person you need to be telling BS like this too.

Dude gtfo, you find a way to stick your pussy in every thread you possibly can. :gtfo:






Talked to my insurance, it was another misunderstanding and is all good now. The hospital waited almost 2 years to try and make their claim.

Unless the company is shitty at their collection process and time after time fuck over their customers because they can follow procedures when filing with insurance companies.