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JasonC SBB 02-09-2012 02:43 PM

Google thinks I'm in Hong Kong looking for girls
 
The swanky JW Marriot hotel I was put up in in Shenzhen is in China across the border from Hong Kong. They must have made a deal with the local corrupt politicians to let them have a Hong Kong internet connection, because it's fast, and the ad banners above are all about meeting HK girls, all of whom seem to be 160-162 cm and 40 kg.

In contrast, in our office only 10 minutes away, our connection has to go through the Great Firewall of China, which is slllloooowww. Downloading a 10 Mb technical document from our own website in the US can take minutes.

LOL@ governments that are so afraid of being ousted if "their people" learned the truth about them.

LOL@people who accept governments that are so afraid of being ousted if "their people" learned the truth about them that they let em do their censorship.

shuiend 02-09-2012 02:45 PM

So are you looking for girls in Hong Kong?

Vashthestampede 02-09-2012 02:52 PM

Yeah and if you are, bring me back one would ya. :bigtu:

Braineack 02-09-2012 02:56 PM

looking for girls. lol, google knows ----.

JasonC SBB 02-09-2012 10:00 PM

LOL, now with the China connection, I get ads for Chinese girls. The photos show the exact same girls with the same 160-162 cm height and 40 kg weight.

FRT_Fun 02-10-2012 05:54 AM

Those measurements mean nothing to me.

Braineack 02-10-2012 09:47 AM

yeah but at least they are easily divisable.

dgmorr 02-12-2012 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by JasonC SBB (Post 833071)
HK girls, all of whom seem to be 160-162 cm and 40 kg.

What are these American metric units you speak of. How do I convert to metric?

Oscar 02-12-2012 11:32 AM

Divide by zero.

kenzo42 02-14-2012 11:48 PM

OP has been arrested for starting a thread criticizing the China gov't.


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