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Old Feb 9, 2012 | 02:43 PM
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The swanky JW Marriot hotel I was put up in in Shenzhen is in China across the border from Hong Kong. They must have made a deal with the local corrupt politicians to let them have a Hong Kong internet connection, because it's fast, and the ad banners above are all about meeting HK girls, all of whom seem to be 160-162 cm and 40 kg.

In contrast, in our office only 10 minutes away, our connection has to go through the Great Firewall of China, which is slllloooowww. Downloading a 10 Mb technical document from our own website in the US can take minutes.

LOL@ governments that are so afraid of being ousted if "their people" learned the truth about them.

LOL@people who accept governments that are so afraid of being ousted if "their people" learned the truth about them that they let em do their censorship.
Old Feb 9, 2012 | 02:45 PM
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So are you looking for girls in Hong Kong?
Old Feb 9, 2012 | 02:52 PM
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Yeah and if you are, bring me back one would ya.
Old Feb 9, 2012 | 02:56 PM
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looking for girls. lol, google knows ----.
Old Feb 9, 2012 | 10:00 PM
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LOL, now with the China connection, I get ads for Chinese girls. The photos show the exact same girls with the same 160-162 cm height and 40 kg weight.
Old Feb 10, 2012 | 05:54 AM
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Those measurements mean nothing to me.
Old Feb 10, 2012 | 09:47 AM
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yeah but at least they are easily divisable.
Old Feb 12, 2012 | 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by JasonC SBB
HK girls, all of whom seem to be 160-162 cm and 40 kg.
What are these American metric units you speak of. How do I convert to metric?
Old Feb 12, 2012 | 11:32 AM
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Divide by zero.
Old Feb 14, 2012 | 11:48 PM
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OP has been arrested for starting a thread criticizing the China gov't.
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