Go tell your boss. You made an effort to resolve the conflict and the dickwad didn't cooperate. Tell your boss so it's out of your hands.
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Seriously, hide this little fucker somewhere on his car with either a remote, or time delay.
http://www.freeinfosociety.com/elect...ew.php?id=2280 |
put a sign up over his work area that he can't see/reach that says "do not trust --->"
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okay, last suggestion from me...
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was that Richard Hammond narrating?
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yes, I believe it's from a topgear episode.
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 252836)
was that Richard Hammond narrating?
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Originally Posted by johndoe
(Post 252787)
pooper's probably still tight.
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Damn. I'd be pissed.
I'd say its worth the insurance rate hike to total that bitch. Still got that POS montero right? |
The key to this is to loosen all of his wheel nuts. Then chase him and film it followed by posting on here.
Either that or apply for a special episode of pinks lol. |
Originally Posted by Ben
(Post 252789)
I did ask him why he didn't say anything at all to me. I mean hell, we could have flipped a coin and he could have gotten the car at a lower price by not bidding against me. His response was that "it's too bad I was too poor to outbid him," and that "he's a successful business man, and it's business." That was followed by "we're not friends, I wouldn't have done that to a friend." Dick wad. He's 10 feet from me right now, and I'd really like to walk over and punch him in the balls. I'm still that angry. I'm usually pretty easy going, but I'm having a lot of trouble letting this one go.
+1 for fucking his wife... you don't have to enjoy the fuck, just the look on his face when you tell him about it. I'd also like to suggest taking him out for drinks under the pretense of "man I was being immature about that whole thing, let me take you out for a few beers and we can put it behind us like men". Then get him shit housed and pay a few big ass dudes to fuck him up in the parking lot after. |
Fixed:
Originally Posted by Arkmage
(Post 252905)
Then get him shit housed and pay a few big ass dudes to fuck him in the parking lot after.
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I really struggled what to post as most have said it already. This has nothing to do with friendship, it has more to do with ethics. Clearly this guy has none, and I'm pretty sure he would have done it to a friend.
If you want to keep making him nervous, just start asking him about ethics and where the line is. Best advice is to let it go, because you cannot change it. Just don't let the asshole know that. Edit - and make sure everyone who know him is aware of what a dick he is and what he did. Just curious, what does your boss think of what he did. He also said he is a successful business man, is he part owner of the company? |
Ziptie on the driveshaft...priceless.
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+1 on "What does the boss think?" - Meaning if this is how the twit will deal with a coworker (someone he knows), how is he going to deal with customers (someone he doesn't) ?
Otherwise, keep to the high road. This "businessman" will undoubtably cross others in the future and will wind up paying one way or another... |
I like the idea of a zip tie on the driveshaft. Dead squirrel in the fender, like open the door and stick it in there where leaves seem to hide. That sucks big time, pretty hard to find low lifes like that especially when they're coworkers in a smaller company like mazmart.
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Originally Posted by Saml01
(Post 252708)
He should get one of those tiny noise makers from thinkgeek and put it in the car.
That'll really fuck with him. |
Piss on his radiator(when the piss heats up,oh boy is it gonna stink),hide some hamburger meat inside the car,after a week,it will smell like a dead body in the car.
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Originally Posted by johndoe
(Post 252837)
yes, I believe it's from a topgear episode.
/threadjack http://www.g4tv.com/brainiac/index.html |
I think you should rust the bitch. I don't know anything about chemicals, but someone who does can chime in. Just spray the bitch with some salt water, or rust causing chemicals every few days, until it turns to dust.
I'm not sure if this would work, but im drunk, so... |
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