Go tell your boss. You made an effort to resolve the conflict and the dickwad didn't cooperate. Tell your boss so it's out of your hands.

 

Seriously, hide this little ****** somewhere on his car with either a remote, or time delay.

http://www.freeinfosociety.com/elect...ew.php?id=2280

 

put a sign up over his work area that he can't see/reach that says "do not trust --->"

 

okay, last suggestion from me...

 

was that Richard Hammond narrating?

 

yes, I believe it's from a topgear episode.
/threadjack

 

Sounded like the Hamster to me too..

 

lmfao...

 

Damn. I'd be pissed.

I'd say its worth the insurance rate hike to total that bitch.

Still got that POS montero right?

 

The key to this is to loosen all of his wheel nuts. Then chase him and film it followed by posting on here.
Either that or apply for a special episode of pinks lol.

 

This dude is one seriously ripe ----.

+1 for ******* his wife... you don't have to enjoy the ****, just the look on his face when you tell him about it.

I'd also like to suggest taking him out for drinks under the pretense of "man I was being immature about that whole thing, let me take you out for a few beers and we can put it behind us like men". Then get him **** housed and pay a few big *** dudes to **** him up in the parking lot after.

 

Fixed:

 

I really struggled what to post as most have said it already. This has nothing to do with friendship, it has more to do with ethics. Clearly this guy has none, and I'm pretty sure he would have done it to a friend.

If you want to keep making him nervous, just start asking him about ethics and where the line is.

Best advice is to let it go, because you cannot change it. Just don't let the ******* know that.

Edit - and make sure everyone who know him is aware of what a dick he is and what he did. Just curious, what does your boss think of what he did. He also said he is a successful business man, is he part owner of the company?

 

Ziptie on the driveshaft...priceless.

 

+1 on "What does the boss think?" - Meaning if this is how the twit will deal with a coworker (someone he knows), how is he going to deal with customers (someone he doesn't) ?

Otherwise, keep to the high road. This "businessman" will undoubtably cross others in the future and will wind up paying one way or another...

 

I like the idea of a zip tie on the driveshaft. Dead squirrel in the fender, like open the door and stick it in there where leaves seem to hide. That sucks big time, pretty hard to find low lifes like that especially when they're coworkers in a smaller company like mazmart.

 

I was seriously looking for that thread to reference!!!

 

**** on his radiator(when the **** heats up,oh boy is it gonna stink),hide some hamburger meat inside the car,after a week,it will smell like a dead body in the car.

 

nah, some silly semi-science show in England called Brainiac and yes he's the host/narrator. Shown here in the US on G4
http://www.g4tv.com/brainiac/index.html

 

I think you should rust the bitch. I don't know anything about chemicals, but someone who does can chime in. Just spray the bitch with some salt water, or rust causing chemicals every few days, until it turns to dust.

I'm not sure if this would work, but im drunk, so...