Got a wrong number call.
2: Niamey is not going to make it
1: Sorry I don’t know a Niamey 2: But your number is in her phone 1: must be a wrong number or was someone’s number he knew before I had it. Is she a elderly lady? 2: Yes 1: She is propbaly the crazy that calls me at 3am and leave long voice mails, I have told her I’m not who she thinks I am and to stop calling 2: You mean you don’t know Niamey from church? 1: No I don’t know anyone for church and would never go to church This is the part where she stops caring about her dying friend 2: Do you know Jesus? 1: no mam I have never met him and if I had there would only be clothing left across the world and then there would be peace. 2: O well I will pray for you to 1: No mam please don’t 2: O you should come to church, I feel this was meet to be, Jesus wanted this, this is his plan, he is speaking to me 1: Mam that’s the PA system in the hospital Jesus only talks to evangelical that have their own tv stations. 2: No he’s talking to me, he’s telling me to pray for you, to save you, please come to church 1: I’m going to go now. At this point I would have said, thank you, hale satin but I’m not as fast with the lolz on pain meds. |
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A co-worker of mine who just recently moved here from Russia had the misfortune of getting assigned a cell number that apparently used to belong to a ~20 something woman with several baby daddies. After several attempts to get a particular gentleman to stop texting him (the guy was really thick, like friend:"I'm a russian man", guy:"aww, whatever baby, I know u sexy"), he asked me how to handle it.
My suggestion: a heinous /r/spacedicks link for every text he got. Convo went something like this: Guy:"hey baby, want 2 get 2gether l8r?" Friend:"Seriously, I'm not who you think I am, stop fucking texting me" Guy:"Aw whatever baby, u just playin hard 2 get" Friend: <Pic of a penis being forcefully clamped between two plates of plexiglass> Guy:"Aww damn baby, u wouldn't do me like dat" (loooool) Friend: "Are you fucking serious? Stop texting me, are you retarded?" Guy:"u know u want it" Friend: <pic of a penis with a corscrew in it> He got the message after that :P |
lol that can work, or it could go horribly horribly wrong.
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Lol, at least you don't have to deal with those 3am calls anymore. Maybe Jesus is looking out for you afterall.
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I average about one a day, always in Spanish and always rude when I politely inform the caller that he/she has the wrong number.
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google voice lol
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jeff_man, you need to go home and sleep. quote of the day: You know someones [sic] crazy when they leave their socks on lmao |
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