Got a wrong number call.
10-02-2012, 12:10 PM
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Got a wrong number call.
2: Niamey is not going to make it
1: Sorry I don’t know a Niamey
2: But your number is in her phone
1: must be a wrong number or was someone’s number he knew before I had it. Is she a elderly lady?
2: Yes
1: She is propbaly the crazy that calls me at 3am and leave long voice mails, I have told her I’m not who she thinks I am and to stop calling
2: You mean you don’t know Niamey from church?
1: No I don’t know anyone for church and would never go to church
This is the part where she stops caring about her dying friend
2: Do you know Jesus?
1: no mam I have never met him and if I had there would only be clothing left across the world and then there would be peace.
2: O well I will pray for you to
1: No mam please don’t
2: O you should come to church, I feel this was meet to be, Jesus wanted this, this is his plan, he is speaking to me
1: Mam that’s the PA system in the hospital Jesus only talks to evangelical that have their own tv stations.
2: No he’s talking to me, he’s telling me to pray for you, to save you, please come to church
1: I’m going to go now.
At this point I would have said, thank you, hale satin but I’m not as fast with the lolz on pain meds.
1: Sorry I don’t know a Niamey
2: But your number is in her phone
1: must be a wrong number or was someone’s number he knew before I had it. Is she a elderly lady?
2: Yes
1: She is propbaly the crazy that calls me at 3am and leave long voice mails, I have told her I’m not who she thinks I am and to stop calling
2: You mean you don’t know Niamey from church?
1: No I don’t know anyone for church and would never go to church
This is the part where she stops caring about her dying friend
2: Do you know Jesus?
1: no mam I have never met him and if I had there would only be clothing left across the world and then there would be peace.
2: O well I will pray for you to
1: No mam please don’t
2: O you should come to church, I feel this was meet to be, Jesus wanted this, this is his plan, he is speaking to me
1: Mam that’s the PA system in the hospital Jesus only talks to evangelical that have their own tv stations.
2: No he’s talking to me, he’s telling me to pray for you, to save you, please come to church
1: I’m going to go now.
At this point I would have said, thank you, hale satin but I’m not as fast with the lolz on pain meds.
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10-02-2012, 12:34 PM
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A co-worker of mine who just recently moved here from Russia had the misfortune of getting assigned a cell number that apparently used to belong to a ~20 something woman with several baby daddies. After several attempts to get a particular gentleman to stop texting him (the guy was really thick, like friend:"I'm a russian man", guy:"aww, whatever baby, I know u sexy"), he asked me how to handle it.
My suggestion: a heinous /r/spacedicks link for every text he got.
Convo went something like this:
Guy:"hey baby, want 2 get 2gether l8r?"
Friend:"Seriously, I'm not who you think I am, stop ******* texting me"
Guy:"Aw whatever baby, u just playin hard 2 get"
Friend: <Pic of a ***** being forcefully clamped between two plates of plexiglass>
Guy:"Aww damn baby, u wouldn't do me like dat" (loooool)
Friend: "Are you ******* serious? Stop texting me, are you retarded?"
Guy:"u know u want it"
Friend: <pic of a ***** with a corscrew in it>
He got the message after that :P
My suggestion: a heinous /r/spacedicks link for every text he got.
Convo went something like this:
Guy:"hey baby, want 2 get 2gether l8r?"
Friend:"Seriously, I'm not who you think I am, stop ******* texting me"
Guy:"Aw whatever baby, u just playin hard 2 get"
Friend: <Pic of a ***** being forcefully clamped between two plates of plexiglass>
Guy:"Aww damn baby, u wouldn't do me like dat" (loooool)
Friend: "Are you ******* serious? Stop texting me, are you retarded?"
Guy:"u know u want it"
Friend: <pic of a ***** with a corscrew in it>
He got the message after that :P
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10-02-2012, 01:55 PM
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