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Old 06-16-2009, 09:00 PM   #1
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Default Guise, I'm hammered.



So on the way home I had this big bright light come on. (already using backspace key quite a bit.... yipee!)

I was thinking about the margarita thread, and how much I love margaritas. Then I thought, damn, I like red headed ***** even better!

Normally I'd make them myself, using Jager, Peach Schnapps, and Cranberry, but I'm leaving on a 4,000 miles round trip vacation to FL next week, and we've decided it's easier to pack our alcohol at home and take it with us. We're driving a rental van.

Anyway. Strolling through the liquor store I make my way to the girly isle where I find Pucker, Amaretto, and the such. I see "Red Headed Burst" and I read the label. It's a red headed **** already bottled and ready to roll, no buying the seperate items to mix them and wow, what a convenient solution to my upcoming liquor packing task. It's 40 proof, so I was skeptic. Although at 6'1" and 210, I'm such alight weight. I love it, cheap drinkin FTW.

Well, generally I make my red headed ***** as a drink, not a shot. I get home and proceed to throw hot wings in the oven and pour a tall glass. 18 minutes cook time on the hot wings. The timer was reading 3 minutes left at the very moment I realized I was feeling it.

I take the wings out of the oven and proceed to eat them off the cookie sheet standing in front of the oven (not normal... I've gotta be drunk), gulping down my RHS to ease the pain of my secret hot wing blend.

10 minutes later, I'm up here writing this post, all the while expecting to get any number of bashing responses, but too tipsy to give a hoot.

Anyway, this ends my review. DeKuyper Red Headed Burst - an easy solution to making them yourself. I'm for sure packing some of that with me on my trip.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:10 PM   #2
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Make that Projectilevomit84.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:24 PM   #4
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Recipe to hot wing sauce or ban.



jk, but seriously post the recipe.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:41 PM   #5
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wing sauce is easy. roughly equal parts melted butter and your favorite hot sauce. or if you want you can get the original stuff from the anchor bar.

ps project84 is a woman with a drink that has both peach and cranberry in it.
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I'm a big fan of Tequila Rose... could drink a whole bottle straight. Tastes like Quervo and Strawberry Quik.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:07 PM   #7
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The numbness is wearing off fellas, but I'm feelin thirsty!! It's only ... ahh **** it's 9pm already! WTF?

Sex on the beach has peach and cranberry, and I love them! (add vodka and orange juice to complete the mix)

Wings were Tyson Tequilla Lime, I added crushed red peppers, jalepeno tobasco, and real butter, soaked for 5 minutes then baked for 18 at 400.

Generally Tuesday nights I go to Buffalo Wild Wings and hit up their special priced "Wings Tuesdays" but I've been cutting back the funds in preparation for buying a house. So this is a casual alternative that costs roughly 1/2 as much... even w/ the bottle of happy drink.

I highly recommend it to you kind folks. DeKuyper Red Headed Burst. Good stuff.
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Drink scotch, it doesnt wear off that quickly.

I vote Glenmorangie Quinta Ruben.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:40 PM   #9
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Its like Muscato meets Grappa meets Brandy. Its not really a desert wine because its not that sweet. I've found nothing else like it. Oh, and 91-points so don't think its some cracked-out teenage girl drink.
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Usually I'm a Southern Comfort on the rocks kinda guy if I'm home alone. I'm a bachelor, so that's pretty often. That or the classic Jack and Coke, Sailor Jerry and coke, Captain Morgan and root beer. Just did the Captain and root beer last weekend, quite tasty.

I bought a 750ml bottle and it's half gone. I just had 3 shots out of it because it was wearing off and I wanted to carry the buzz with me to bed so I could sleep easier. Been having a lot of back pain lately.

I've never had scotch. I've got some Dewar's, but I haven't touched it.

I'm gonna make everyone sick now but I want you all to try this at some point.

Blonde Headed ****.

It's Jager, Buttershots, and milk. I know, sounds horrible. Believe me, it's like a desert. It's amazing.

Edit: Fixed intoxication errors.
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I ran a gay bar for a year and didn't make drinks half this queer. I mean, we had ******* showing up in boy-shorts and construction boots not drinking **** this queer.
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So, either Hustler and I both spelled "desert" wrong, or the box of "dessert wine" is incorrect. Seeing as Hustler is fast to call people out on their illiteracy, I think we're right, despite what my nearby dictionary says.

EDIT: WTF niagra? I was just siding with you and then you go pullin my finger.
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Hey drunk guy, I have stuffs for you...

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So, either Hustler and I both spelled "desert" wrong, or the box of "dessert wine" is incorrect. Seeing as Hustler is fast to call people out on their illiteracy, I think we're right, despite what my nearby dictionary says.

EDIT: WTF niagra? I was just siding with you and then you go pullin my finger.
I rarely bitch about spelling errors.

I also blame the notebook computer keyboard. I've been effectively utilizing federal tax money on a real keyboard.
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Where in Florida are you guys headed?
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I know very little details about the vacation (think a man during his wedding planning). All I know is the city is "Rotunda West, FL" and I'm off work for 9 days. That's all I need to know.

Wayne, thanks for gathering the parts, bud!
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I know very little details about the vacation (think a man during his wedding planning). All I know is the city is "Rotunda West, FL" and I'm off work for 9 days. That's all I need to know.

Wayne, thanks for gathering the parts, bud!
It wasn't that easy. Found 10 of the long valve cover bolts in one spot, and the last one in a very different spot lol. Almost gave up but decided to check that one last place.

Have fun on your vacation!
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I appreciate it Wayne. After all the time I've spent cleaning my (non running) engine/engine bay, those bolts will sure compliment my freshly painted valve cover.

Vacation doesn't start until Saturday. Got 3 more days to make it through work with nothing taking a major ****, like a boiler, or a dish machine, or an old *** Ford F700. Oh the joys of working maintenance.
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Ha! That is Cape Haze! Ain't **** to do down there but fish, go to the beach, and drink. Zero nightlife. Wait, there used to be a titty bar southeast of there that I took some customers to once when we were on a fishing trip. Salesmen always know where the titty bars are because that's the only way certain customers will make deals with you. We're ******, don't you know!
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I know a top-notch flats fishing guide down there if you are into redfish, snook, and sea trout.
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