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Gunshot survivor
How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. |
haha thats fucked up
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Originally Posted by Ben
(Post 304940)
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, which explains this level of stupidity.
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hahahahaha
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That urban legend has been floating around for almost 10 years now.
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Originally Posted by SeanE
(Post 304968)
That urban legend has been floating around for almost 10 years now.
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Originally Posted by patsmx5
(Post 304956)
Fixed.
didn't you notice that there's only blonde republicans? |
It's good to know that you support power tripping, old dinosaur complete hypocrites.....
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I find that offensive!
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Originally Posted by icantthink4155
(Post 305165)
I find that offensive!
Pro Choice ftw. :cool: |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 305023)
yawn.
didn't you notice that there's only blonde republicans? Really? __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Lol pwnt.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 305201)
Really?
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Reminds me of that episode of mythbusters
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Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 305215)
yes all democrats who support obama are stupid.
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Originally Posted by Ben
(Post 304940)
How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. |
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 305317)
You said it, but I do agree.
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Good stuff Loki
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