Halloween Costume Thread
 

What do you bros have planned? Post ideas here so I can steal the best ones.

I'm a nerd, so I will probably make/buy something like this. And then piece together the rest of the outfit.

I just bought $xxxx of actual fireproof racing gear. Might just wear that because WHY NOT???

I guess Halloween is a time to be something you'll never actually be, like a race car driver...

:giggle::giggle::giggle:

maybe I'll be a straight man :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

start shopping for straight mens clothing then

yeah brb I'm gonna go buy a Tapout t-shirt and some cargo shorts

I typically try to be as offensive as possible. I went as Billy Mays the year he died, Steve Irwin with a barb sticking out of my chest, last year I dressed in drag and went as Amy Winehouse with a bunch of 'needles' taped to my arms.

Thought about going as one of the batman shooting victims this year, couldn't bring myself to do it. I'll probably just go as Darth Vader or something..

just be Mohammed

My boyfriend bought this for me. I'm going to look SO CUTE>


https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1348277140

Any man who wears an outfit like that is just begging to get raped.

Bump because I want to know what y8s is gonna be

Usually pick a scary/stupid movie character. Going to be chucky this year...ordered contact lenses and the works for it.

We usually throw an huge party at the house and everyone gets drunk and fucks each other, come on out.

i think i'ma be a lion

Why bother? Everyone already knows you're a big pussy

+1

I used to do special effects make up. I wanna do this to someone because I can.

Pinhead Halloween Makeup Tutorial - YouTube

that looks dumb and there's no way you can kiss a girl with all those tacks on your face

Who ever said I wanted to do that on your face? I wanna do that on your dong and use real pins :giggle:

Can you paint my face like a clown for Halloween?

A pedo-clown with the words dlihc epar written on your forehead...yessss

I'm going to be Quail Man. Not offensive or terrifying, but awesome at college parties.

Last year I was captain crunch, with a 3-foot blue hat. I carried around a box of cereal and everybody ate it. I was SO POPULAR! First time for everything I guess. Then I got sick from the hundreds of people sticking their hands in my cereal.

So what do you think is at the root of this overwhelming desire for attention? Not enough hugs as a kid? No affirmations from your father? An inherent belief that you will never be loved for your positive qualities so you must attract attention for your negatives?



I think my wife and I are going to be Sophia Grace and Rosie. I need to work on my British accent and memorize the lyrics to Super Bass. Our best costume was a few years back when I went as Ron Burgundy and she was Veronica Corningstone.

did you have an enormous errection?

It was the pants... I took them back to the... pants store.

an illusion of sorts?

an optical illusion.

I think Jake should go as Big foots turgid penis.

that's what he goes as 364 days of the year.

True. Perhaps a Whales Vagina then

I've always wanted to dress up like San Diego!

san DIAGO

I made an exact replica of Goose's flight suit from Top Gun five years ago and wear it every year as it always gets me laid. My wife likes it.

do you have the stache, man?

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1348584534

You're both going to be little girls? Dude, I know you're a shorter dude but that's creepy as fuck.

You sure got me there. Have you considered a career as a criminal therapist for murderers and rapists? Or do you just get your kicks from arguing with people online? :)

But no really, I typically don't go out in public with these costumes. Just to house parties where mostly everyone knows me and will laugh at my distastefulness. It's sort of an inside joke with us. Now fuck off.

lol

I wish. Every year I say I am going to commit to it, but after a week of not shaving I go crazy with how much it itches.

I've been bearded for about six months now, I keep everything trimmed but the mustache because I'm going to make March 2013 the greatest Mustache March of all time.

Just grab a glue-on mustache. That way, when half of it falls off midway through the evening, it just adds to the hilarity (a la Saturday Night Live skits).

Oh, I get it, you're parts from eBay

Was going to do a mad scientist thing, now working on making a Dr. Zed setup. It's close enough to the game release others may get it and if I ever need a cosplay I'll have something.

The classic MIB with sunglasses and the memory neutralizer made from a disposable flash camera stuffed into an aluminum cigar tube. :cool:

any info on how to make the flash thing? I'm interested.

I;m going to be Lance Armstrong like I am every year so I can show off my junk.

I heard your sister got married.

It's been awhile since I built it but basically your gonna have to find a disposable camera that has a flash. Places that still process film just rip them open and process the film. (film, how friggen old is that?) The flash will have a battery to charge up the capacitor and a button to dump energy into the flash. I cut a small rectangle into the aluminum cigar tube and put a red gel inside. (You want to lightly flash your drunk friends --not get punched) Next I slid the guts of the flash unit into position. On the back I mounted a button that activates the flash. For the battery power I ran the wires to a phone jack plug that is glued to the cap of the cigar tube and ran the phone wire up my jacket sleeve and into my coat pocket. This way I could unplug the connection easily and could hold a drink or joint or whatever in that hand also. The battery charged up fairly fast so when I put on the sunglasses and flashed them their expressions were priceless.
Cheers,
-JB

thansk for the info but I think I'm going to just be y8s for halloween

Damn, that is scary.

Don't forget to buy dry ice and put it in kitchen sink full of hot water.

I'm thinking about riding around on my uni wearing a storm trooper outfit, or maybe just a blue skin suit.

On the topic of skin suits, have any of you guys worn one? Is it easy to see with it on?

^clearly isn't into girls

I get some more regularly than you do.

from dudes

You sir, are incorrect!

You two juveniles may cease now.

that video is beyond gay

Gtfo

Neither is your diseased fuckhole.

Bumping to find out what everyone decided on.

Im thinking a big iphone and being siri, or big box of wine and doing bag slaps all night