I'm going to be Quail Man. Not offensive or terrifying, but awesome at college parties.
Last year I was captain crunch, with a 3-foot blue hat. I carried around a box of cereal and everybody ate it. I was SO POPULAR! First time for everything I guess. Then I got sick from the hundreds of people sticking their hands in my cereal. |
Originally Posted by ThatGuy85
(Post 930014)
I typically try to be as offensive as possible.
I think my wife and I are going to be Sophia Grace and Rosie. I need to work on my British accent and memorize the lyrics to Super Bass. Our best costume was a few years back when I went as Ron Burgundy and she was Veronica Corningstone. |
did you have an enormous errection?
|
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 931241)
did you have an enormous errection?
|
an illusion of sorts?
|
an optical illusion.
I think Jake should go as Big foots turgid penis. |
that's what he goes as 364 days of the year.
|
True. Perhaps a Whales Vagina then
|
I've always wanted to dress up like San Diego!
|
san DIAGO
|
I made an exact replica of Goose's flight suit from Top Gun five years ago and wear it every year as it always gets me laid. My wife likes it.
|
1 Attachment(s)
Originally Posted by rharris19
(Post 931281)
I made an exact replica of Goose's flight suit from Top Gun five years ago and wear it every year as it always gets me laid. My wife likes it.
https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1348584534 |
Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack
(Post 931229)
I think my wife and I are going to be Sophia Grace and Rosie. I need to work on my British accent and memorize the lyrics to Super Bass.
|
Originally Posted by Scrappy Jack
(Post 931229)
So what do you think is at the root of this overwhelming desire for attention? Not enough hugs as a kid? No affirmations from your father? An inherent belief that you will never be loved for your positive qualities so you must attract attention for your negatives?
But no really, I typically don't go out in public with these costumes. Just to house parties where mostly everyone knows me and will laugh at my distastefulness. It's sort of an inside joke with us. Now fuck off. |
lol
|
Originally Posted by pusha
(Post 931289)
|
Originally Posted by rharris19
(Post 931600)
I wish. Every year I say I am going to commit to it, but after a week of not shaving I go crazy with how much it itches.
|
Originally Posted by rharris19
(Post 931600)
I wish. Every year I say I am going to commit to it, but after a week of not shaving I go crazy with how much it itches.
|
1 Attachment(s)
|
Oh, I get it, you're parts from eBay
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:43 PM. |
© 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands