Going tomorrow for some very serious Navy business.

It's Race Week, so there will be A LOT of extremely expensive trim hanging around the bars. I'm married with kids and my wife told me if I brought home chlamydia again, she'd leave me for an Air Force enlisted guy because they're way cooler, so I can't have too much fun.

In any case, I've been to KW a few times and know the general lay of land. Anybody have any current hookups or scams I can get in on?

 

We all know this is your cover up to be with your fellow homosexuals at one of the biggest gay areas in the world.

Also send your wife my way, I'll take gentle care of her while you're the power bottom at the local key west gay bar.

 

Very promising start to this thread I might say

 

http://www.keywestsauna.com/

Prolly find many of your fellow semen seamen there.

 

OH MY GOD

I have to meet you in person!

 

Looks like you will be able to take home viperormiata for a some good times.

 

^Dude, looks like you're 1/2hr from Key West... if you've got 30ft center console, I'll be your friend. Oh yeah, and don't tell my buddies that I'm gay, they don't know.

 

I work in downtown KW and am pretty much there all the time. We are all gay. Especially you. Let me take you for a ride.

 

F*ck you, I clicked on that.

 

You mean in the car, right?

 

Sure. Wanna take a ride in the viper? There is a 9 sec. Evo around here that I can get you a ride in as well.

Grab a few beers, shoot the breeze, whatever. I'm always down to meet new MT people.

Especially since the only two local to me are Pusha and Buffon. You can imagine how that is...

 

We'll make it happen! I'll PM you my digits and we can knock something out in the next few days. I'll have plenty of time off and am staying at the big FLY NAVY building. I'm not sure I'll be able to elevate the social experience beyond what Pushy and Buffon can provide, but I know I'm better looking than them!

Oh yeah, and you're definitely driving!

 

not going to make a stop in Miami for a little urinalysis fail powder?

 

2 dudes driving around in a Miata in Key West.


I'm just jealous I'm not there