Just smoke some pot, you'll feel much better

 

i'm lucky enough where i'm usually fine when all my friends are down and out, but if i am feeling bad i usually drink come coke and have a few ibuprofen, fine in an hour

 

There is no cure for a hangover

 

^^ Family reunion?

 

oh ****! it's happening

 

i just got some pictures from the other night and you should have seen this bitch that was dancing with my friend.... if i was sober enough to remember i would have made her slit her wrists. honestly though i tried fighting three huge bouncers for taking my beer that i happened to walk out of the bar/club with. pissed in the middle of a major road. sold a wrist band to a club that wasnt even charging to get in!!! gave a bum 20$ because he was a bum and we (my friends and i) thought it was our duty to help this guy out. got lost trying to find our car for over an hour. ugh the list goes on. i love hearing what i did the next day it makes all those random memories that much better. oh i also dropped my pants to the floor on numerous ocasions in the bathroom while at the urinal..

 

A wise old man once said, "Son, people will always try and **** you. Don't waste your life planning for a *******, just be alert when your pants are down."

 

hahaha thats pretty good. im not in anyway a homo... i do **** like that for ***** and giggles and to get a reaction out of people. some people just laugh others are shocked anyways its funny...