you actively seek out broken women, I've just gained a measurable amount of respect for you

I'd hit it, then again I'm from Alabama... no blood relation, and you rarely see her, so you are assumingly not close. And if it happens, hop in the pickup and drive her and her swollen belly down to the courthouse and get hitched. Not until you stop by the convenience store to pick up a few cans of Grizzly for her :rofl:

I find the I'm adopted-you're-not-really-a-cousin thing way more acceptable than:

* banging your second or third blood cousin
* banging twins at the same time. not incest for you, but for them it is! especially if they're fraternal M-F.

what would also be fairly acceptable:

* Brady Bunch sexual pair-ups.

Here: I've drawn a diagram of some possible combinations. green represents 3-somes:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1340028601

yes
would smash

I find it revolting that you included Alice in all of that. she gets enough meat from Sam.

I think its hilarious that everyone here is like "OMFG IM A BADASS WOULD SMASH WITH THE FIST OF THOR"

When secretly they're shy closet dwelling receivers:giggle:

I AM actually adopted. So technically, I can go after anything I want and will never have to worry :giggle:

My family is small and well spread out and I am still the youngest at 29.....so I can't give any real-world thought on the initial question. But being adopted, I'd say get in it and win it.

speak for yourself

I had a dream about hot *female* Slovakian hookers last night

Did you tell your boyfriend about it during your morning pound session?

You think I got into nursing because I like the work?

In my last class of 30, I had 4 of the girls bent over at one point in time or another. I've had several open offers from the girls at work, but am trying not to get fired again because of my wiener.

P.S.- I'm also a fatass, so looks weren't the reason. When your one of 3 guys in the class, and the only one kidless, odds are in your favor. Its worth wiping some ass from time to time.

bro I was in the college of communications in undergrad

To answer the question- If you are confident in your abilities, hit it and don't think twice. If you aren't, do you really want to be faced with the fact you suck in bed every Christmas?

Why weren't you in Women's studies like all the other dykes that want no future? :giggle:

what if she told her mom and she told your dad that you were lacking in that department? goddamn that'd make for some awkward car rides.

because I was taking journalism classes and hanging out with hot girls :fawk:

So his BF would assert more dominance on him? Little Pusha can only take so much... hahaha

bitches call me pusha for a reason, 'cause I got dat sniff in all seasons

I drive a Miata. He'd just be happy a wasn't gay. Besides, he'd already know I lack it if his trouser snake isn't big enough to do much damage.

post pics of your dad pls

Women in the medical field kick ass! There have been times at work that I have almost felt uncomfortable and sexually assaulted by the women. Not that I minded or anything, it's just "goddamn, not even going to be subtle about it? Freaks"

You pusha da fudge? Or get your fudge pushad?