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Braineack 02-08-2008 10:25 AM

He's topped himself!!! #1 m.net post EVER!
 
http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=267738


I don't even know how to respond, it's too ridiculous.

Stealth97 02-08-2008 10:26 AM

All those posts, and all of them worthless.

gman3 02-08-2008 10:30 AM

gotta be retarded

Ben 02-08-2008 10:31 AM

:rofl:

Since when is it cool to be a narc?

cyee 02-08-2008 10:31 AM

oh man.. I missed it. Looks like it's been pulled. What was it about?

BenR 02-08-2008 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by cyee (Post 211308)
oh man.. I missed it. Looks like it's been pulled. What was it about?



It's still there.





MrMiatagi
Wheels flew off


Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Blacksburg, VA
Posts: 10,058 Made a Reckless Driver Report

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Here's my email to the Blacksburg Police:

Hi,

I am writing to report a reckless driver. I was driving to my apartment complex at around 7:45PM on Thursday, February 7. I came into the apartment complex behind a Jeep Cherokee. In the parking lot, he was driving (by my estimation) over 30 mph, and this parking lot is quite tight with a lot of blind corners (especially at night).

However, the reason I'm writing is because the driver drove to one end of the parking lot, and, upon realizing that a tow truck was blocking the passage, the driver threw the Jeep Cherokee into reverse and put his foot to the floor, peeling out, making lots of noise and leaving a huge cloud of smoke from the spinning tires. I presume he was not able to clearly see what was behind him, since it was pitch black outside.

Here is a description of the vehicle:
Make-Mode: Jeep Cherokee
Color: Dark Green (unsure of color--dark)
License plate: Pennsylvania 3589P

Address of driver:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Blacksburg, VA XXXXX

Please do something about this. This has been going on several times a week by the same driver in the same vehicle for months. Someone WILL be killed if this is allowed to continue.

Thanks,

XXXXXXXX

Police Response
Mr. XXXXXXX,


I have forwarded your email to the patrol units for roll call. When
this vehicle comes back by and starts driving like this again you can
call the police department and report it. The number to call is
961-1150.


Thank you for your concern and making Blacksburg a safer place to live.



Tina Sheppard
Administrative Assistant
Office of the Chief of Police
(540) 961-1152

The question is, what would you have done?
__________________
Mr. Miatagi '94C

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hustler 02-08-2008 10:56 AM

what a ------.

miatamania 02-08-2008 11:03 AM

lol, I'd be kinda pissed if I was driving...but to actually post up your letter...? wtf?

Braineack 02-08-2008 11:05 AM

you be pissed if you saw some dude reverse?? i doubt he broke tires loose and i doubt it was a big deal, i doubt there was a tow truck, and i doubt mrmiatiati is straight.

jayc72 02-08-2008 11:07 AM

A couple of guys kept going through my neighborhood (lots of kits) in their loud pickup truck at warp speed. when I was out digging a trench in the backyard I heard them coming down the street. I stopped them and approached the vehicle carrying a shovel and asked them to stop driving like fucking animals in the neighborhood. That worked very well, you just have to ask nicely and you'll get results. Bringing in the police is just queer.

Braineack 02-08-2008 11:09 AM

OH NO, My co-worker sneezed. I need to email alexandria police!!!!!!

hustler 02-08-2008 11:14 AM

this dude obviously cries during masturbation.

miatamania 02-08-2008 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 211336)
you be pissed if you saw some dude reverse?? i doubt he broke tires loose and i doubt it was a big deal, i doubt there was a tow truck, and i doubt mrmiatiati is straight.

lol, just saying if the guy actually did it to the point where it smoked tires, yeah I would.

The guy is still a whiny mofo though. no doubt about it.

airbrush1 02-08-2008 11:32 AM

stop snitching!

Braineack 02-08-2008 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by miatamania (Post 211356)
lol, just saying if the guy actually did it to the point where it smoked tires, yeah I would.



that's how i back out of my driveway...

messiahx 02-08-2008 11:45 AM

So I guess we should all make sure no one else is around when reversing? Or does MrMiatagi just like watching us from behind?

j_man 02-08-2008 11:52 AM

LOL. Someone, please send that letter to the Jeep driver ... :rofl:

Braineack 02-08-2008 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by j_man (Post 211387)
LOL. Someone, please send that letter to the Jeep driver ... :rofl:


Dear Jeep driver,

you missed.

sincerely,
Scott.

dc2696 02-08-2008 11:56 AM

Only time I had to drop a dime was on some kids driving down the highway, they try racing me, I dont bite so they fly thru the traffic at some pretty unsafe speeds and narrowly avoid hitting two cars so I catch up to them to bitch them out, buddy hangs a 26 of whiskey out the window then takes and slam, stupid driving is one thing but drunk driving doesnt fly imo.

Reversing in a parking lot even if he did peel is still weak as fuck lol

Saml01 02-08-2008 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 211306)
:rofl:

Since when is it cool to be a narc?

Never cool, you dont do a service to anyone just disgrace yourself.

It would be pretty funny if something happens to that jeap guy and he figures out it was the douche in the miata behind him that night, comes back and ass rapes him.

LOLA - 92 02-08-2008 12:00 PM

Saml01 -

It would be pretty funny if something happens to that jeap guy and he figures out it was the douche in the miata behind him that night, comes back and ass rapes him.
Are you shittin me? MrMiatagi would be all over that proposal. He pays people to hit him in the shitter :eek:

spike 02-08-2008 01:19 PM

m.net has hit another low.Not only are they a bunch of winers and cry babies,they are also a bunch of rats.

Mrmiatagi needs to be hung off a tree.

Doppelgänger 02-08-2008 02:43 PM

OH MY GOD...im sooooooo gonna get banned for my reply. Who agrees??


Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
Someone has sand in their v461n4 lol

Seriously?

You do know an apartment complex is private property and building management would be the ones to contact. Too bad you do not have enough sense to talk to the individual yourself. If you're afraid he'll get wreckless with his fists...bring your boyfriend as backup.


Saml01 02-08-2008 02:55 PM

^reckless not wreckless.

sorry :(

Markp 02-08-2008 03:03 PM

Oh, it's getting deep over there!

LOLA - 92 02-08-2008 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by Saml01 (Post 211503)
^reckless not wreckless.

sorry :(

There was no WRECK involved = Wreckless:magna:
Just fuggin w/ya

drewbroo 02-08-2008 03:04 PM

I got booted from M.net somehow?

Bryce 02-08-2008 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by drewbroo (Post 211513)
I got booted from M.net somehow?

+1

I can't see it either.

Quality Control Bot 02-08-2008 03:07 PM

Lame, they're forcing registration to see it. I'm not joining.

Bryce 02-08-2008 03:08 PM

I'm registered and still can't see it.

Doppelgänger 02-08-2008 03:19 PM

meh, i was in a hurry..... whoops.

david 02-08-2008 03:54 PM

That boy is a tool

ArtieParty 02-08-2008 04:35 PM

i cant view it either.... anyone know why? i did the log in, but it wont let me view it

Saml01 02-08-2008 04:46 PM

FUCKING CUNTS, Eric Derr and Hobie.

They edited my post, the same fucking post, TWICE.

Doppelgänger 02-08-2008 05:05 PM

w00t!! Gort edited mine too!! Lol... too bad it was quoted for truth though... and the quote is uncorrected buahahaha

xturner 02-08-2008 05:10 PM

I must be getting even dumber - when I click in Brain's link, I get the "not authorized" page. Can't even back in through the "show posts by" window.

bryantaylor 02-08-2008 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 211368)
that's how i back out of my driveway...

into poles :nono:

miatamania 02-08-2008 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 211368)
that's how i back out of my driveway...

well...me to...just saying..

Ah fuck, the guy is a dumbass. :magna:

UrbanSoot 02-08-2008 05:39 PM

i once reported reckless driver.
i was driving along pch with my g/f in miata one night and we parked on the side to look at how pretty ocean was at that time. we were driving top down obviously so we could smell everything. once we parked on the side we noticed a smell of weed and a guy just took off peeling out and leaving us in dust. once he got on pch, a car behind him almost crashed into him because he wasnt paying attention to traffic on the street.
pissed me off... if you drive high - at least dont do shit like that.


its not like i never drive under influence but when i do - i at least pay attention to the fucking road.

UrbanSoot 02-08-2008 05:40 PM

mmm... on the other note, my g/f just made me french toast! mmmmm....

miatamania 02-08-2008 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 211582)
i once reported reckless driver.
i was driving along pch with my g/f in miata one night and we parked on the side to look at how pretty ocean was at that time. we were driving top down obviously so we could smell everything. once we parked on the side we noticed a smell of weed and a guy just took off peeling out and leaving us in dust. once he got on pch, a car behind him almost crashed into him because he wasnt paying attention to traffic on the street.
pissed me off... if you drive high - at least dont do shit like that.


its not like i never drive under influence but when i do - i at least pay attention to the fucking road.

lol, thats a little different. Assholes like that need to be reported before they kill someone.

elesjuan 02-08-2008 07:12 PM

Some fag lives up the street from me and drives a broke ass E30 2 door bmw.. all rusted, has a huge fart can disgrace muffler on it.. Well, its obviously the fastest car on the road, and he has to show it off everytime he drives by my house. Told him if he didn't knock that shit off I was going to Vin Diesel him in the face with a torque wrench. http://smiliesftw.com/x/poop.gif

Not really. I called my best friends brother whos a cop and had him come by. Kid came by, did his shit, friends brother rolled in his driveway and told him if he did it again his ass was going to jail. :gtfo: Theres a ton of kids (unfortunately) around here whos parents appearantly weren't smart enough to teach them what a street is SUPPOSED to be used for.

Arkmage 02-08-2008 09:12 PM

kid in our neighborhood has a 240 sx with no exhaust (open header). One of these days I'm going to stop in and ask him to put a fucking muffler on it... or stop driving through the neighborhood at 6K rpm in 1st gear @ 2am.

cardriverx 02-08-2008 11:37 PM

wil they ban me for saying v-jayjay?

Bryce 02-08-2008 11:44 PM

Some guy ran the stop sign in front of my house and killed my dog. His girlfriend was with him. I'm pretty sure she dumped him on the spot. Serves him right.

Saml01 02-09-2008 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by cardriverx (Post 211672)
wil they ban me for saying v-jayjay?

They edited my post with a middle finger, expect worse for vajayjay, thats like verbal assault on their virgin ears.

soflarick 02-09-2008 07:15 AM

More like most of them have sand in their vajayjays.

bryantaylor 02-09-2008 07:27 AM

locked up, LOL

Pitlab77 02-09-2008 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 211339)
A couple of guys kept going through my neighborhood (lots of kits) in their loud pickup truck at warp speed. when I was out digging a trench in the backyard I heard them coming down the street. I stopped them and approached the vehicle carrying a shovel and asked them to stop driving like fucking animals in the neighborhood. That worked very well, you just have to ask nicely and you'll get results. Bringing in the police is just queer.

Ditto.

Some guy was driving like a :gay: in my neighborhood the other day. I just followed him to his house and layed into him when he got out of his car. He was all apologetic, probably never figured someone would have the balls to tell him to STFU. Problem solved

magnamx-5 02-09-2008 12:40 PM

Fuckers edited my post :( that never happens :p

Fireindc 02-09-2008 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 211582)
i once reported reckless driver.
i was driving along pch with my g/f in miata one night and we parked on the side to look at how pretty ocean was at that time. we were driving top down obviously so we could smell everything. once we parked on the side we noticed a smell of weed and a guy just took off peeling out and leaving us in dust. once he got on pch, a car behind him almost crashed into him because he wasnt paying attention to traffic on the street.
pissed me off... if you drive high - at least dont do shit like that.


its not like i never drive under influence but when i do - i at least pay attention to the fucking road.


OH MY GOD you mean he was smoking MARIJUANA?!!?!!

Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities, being a fucking moron does.

Ben 02-09-2008 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 211873)
Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities...

You're fucking delusional.

soflarick 02-09-2008 07:55 PM

Reminds me of the scene in Fast Times, Spicoli and the kid smoking weed in the Camaro, crashes it, Spicoli "my dad's got the ultimate set of tools, we can fix it..."

Mach929 02-09-2008 10:00 PM

grow a pair and fix the guy yourself

thesnowboarder 02-09-2008 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 211873)
OH MY GOD you mean he was smoking MARIJUANA?!!?!!

Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities, being a fucking moron does.

Are you being serious?

reddroptop 02-09-2008 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by thesnowboarder (Post 211985)
Are you being serious?

"Weed doesn't impair your posting skills."

:slap:

Edit: Urban you are a fucking retard for driving high.

Fireindc 02-10-2008 02:07 AM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 211908)
You're fucking delusional.

http://jalopnik.com/cars/reefer-madn...est-286520.php

I'm not trying to claim this link means anything real or scientific, but thats pretty much how i feel about it. The few times i have driven while high i was generally more careful and afraid of the police/wrecking/etc so i drove by the rules moreso than if i was sober.

I'm sure there is a point to where you could be to high to drive, but i wouldn't want to find out.

I also figure that the kids in his story would have driven like jackasses anyways..(even with no weed involved)

I guess my point is if you are high and want to drive good i believe you are perfectly capable of it.

drewbroo 02-10-2008 06:57 AM

Check the statistics on US accidents caused by DWI, and DUI. The results speak for themselves.

gman3 02-10-2008 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 212025)
http://jalopnik.com/cars/reefer-madn...est-286520.php

I'm not trying to claim this link means anything real or scientific, but thats pretty much how i feel about it. The few times i have driven while high i was generally more careful and afraid of the police/wrecking/etc so i drove by the rules moreso than if i was sober.

I'm sure there is a point to where you could be to high to drive, but i wouldn't want to find out.

I also figure that the kids in his story would have driven like jackasses anyways..(even with no weed involved)

I guess my point is if you are high and want to drive good i believe you are perfectly capable of it.

Im thinking that was some weak shit he was smoking. I wouldnt have wanted to drive after some of the weed I smoked in Amsterdam.

Fireindc 02-10-2008 12:57 PM

OR, he smokes weed every day(be it badass shit or not) so he is used to the effects and can fully function while under them.

DUI/DWI= alcohol which does very badly impair your driving abilities.


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