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miatamania 02-08-2008 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 211582)
i once reported reckless driver.
i was driving along pch with my g/f in miata one night and we parked on the side to look at how pretty ocean was at that time. we were driving top down obviously so we could smell everything. once we parked on the side we noticed a smell of weed and a guy just took off peeling out and leaving us in dust. once he got on pch, a car behind him almost crashed into him because he wasnt paying attention to traffic on the street.
pissed me off... if you drive high - at least dont do shit like that.


its not like i never drive under influence but when i do - i at least pay attention to the fucking road.

lol, thats a little different. Assholes like that need to be reported before they kill someone.

elesjuan 02-08-2008 07:12 PM

Some fag lives up the street from me and drives a broke ass E30 2 door bmw.. all rusted, has a huge fart can disgrace muffler on it.. Well, its obviously the fastest car on the road, and he has to show it off everytime he drives by my house. Told him if he didn't knock that shit off I was going to Vin Diesel him in the face with a torque wrench. http://smiliesftw.com/x/poop.gif

Not really. I called my best friends brother whos a cop and had him come by. Kid came by, did his shit, friends brother rolled in his driveway and told him if he did it again his ass was going to jail. :gtfo: Theres a ton of kids (unfortunately) around here whos parents appearantly weren't smart enough to teach them what a street is SUPPOSED to be used for.

Arkmage 02-08-2008 09:12 PM

kid in our neighborhood has a 240 sx with no exhaust (open header). One of these days I'm going to stop in and ask him to put a fucking muffler on it... or stop driving through the neighborhood at 6K rpm in 1st gear @ 2am.

cardriverx 02-08-2008 11:37 PM

wil they ban me for saying v-jayjay?

Bryce 02-08-2008 11:44 PM

Some guy ran the stop sign in front of my house and killed my dog. His girlfriend was with him. I'm pretty sure she dumped him on the spot. Serves him right.

Saml01 02-09-2008 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by cardriverx (Post 211672)
wil they ban me for saying v-jayjay?

They edited my post with a middle finger, expect worse for vajayjay, thats like verbal assault on their virgin ears.

soflarick 02-09-2008 07:15 AM

More like most of them have sand in their vajayjays.

bryantaylor 02-09-2008 07:27 AM

locked up, LOL

Pitlab77 02-09-2008 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 211339)
A couple of guys kept going through my neighborhood (lots of kits) in their loud pickup truck at warp speed. when I was out digging a trench in the backyard I heard them coming down the street. I stopped them and approached the vehicle carrying a shovel and asked them to stop driving like fucking animals in the neighborhood. That worked very well, you just have to ask nicely and you'll get results. Bringing in the police is just queer.

Ditto.

Some guy was driving like a :gay: in my neighborhood the other day. I just followed him to his house and layed into him when he got out of his car. He was all apologetic, probably never figured someone would have the balls to tell him to STFU. Problem solved

magnamx-5 02-09-2008 12:40 PM

Fuckers edited my post :( that never happens :p

Fireindc 02-09-2008 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by UrbanSoot (Post 211582)
i once reported reckless driver.
i was driving along pch with my g/f in miata one night and we parked on the side to look at how pretty ocean was at that time. we were driving top down obviously so we could smell everything. once we parked on the side we noticed a smell of weed and a guy just took off peeling out and leaving us in dust. once he got on pch, a car behind him almost crashed into him because he wasnt paying attention to traffic on the street.
pissed me off... if you drive high - at least dont do shit like that.


its not like i never drive under influence but when i do - i at least pay attention to the fucking road.


OH MY GOD you mean he was smoking MARIJUANA?!!?!!

Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities, being a fucking moron does.

Ben 02-09-2008 07:40 PM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 211873)
Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities...

You're fucking delusional.

soflarick 02-09-2008 07:55 PM

Reminds me of the scene in Fast Times, Spicoli and the kid smoking weed in the Camaro, crashes it, Spicoli "my dad's got the ultimate set of tools, we can fix it..."

Mach929 02-09-2008 10:00 PM

grow a pair and fix the guy yourself

thesnowboarder 02-09-2008 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 211873)
OH MY GOD you mean he was smoking MARIJUANA?!!?!!

Weed doesn't hinder your driving abilities, being a fucking moron does.

Are you being serious?

reddroptop 02-09-2008 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by thesnowboarder (Post 211985)
Are you being serious?

"Weed doesn't impair your posting skills."

:slap:

Edit: Urban you are a fucking retard for driving high.

Fireindc 02-10-2008 02:07 AM


Originally Posted by Ben (Post 211908)
You're fucking delusional.

http://jalopnik.com/cars/reefer-madn...est-286520.php

I'm not trying to claim this link means anything real or scientific, but thats pretty much how i feel about it. The few times i have driven while high i was generally more careful and afraid of the police/wrecking/etc so i drove by the rules moreso than if i was sober.

I'm sure there is a point to where you could be to high to drive, but i wouldn't want to find out.

I also figure that the kids in his story would have driven like jackasses anyways..(even with no weed involved)

I guess my point is if you are high and want to drive good i believe you are perfectly capable of it.

drewbroo 02-10-2008 06:57 AM

Check the statistics on US accidents caused by DWI, and DUI. The results speak for themselves.

gman3 02-10-2008 07:22 AM


Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 212025)
http://jalopnik.com/cars/reefer-madn...est-286520.php

I'm not trying to claim this link means anything real or scientific, but thats pretty much how i feel about it. The few times i have driven while high i was generally more careful and afraid of the police/wrecking/etc so i drove by the rules moreso than if i was sober.

I'm sure there is a point to where you could be to high to drive, but i wouldn't want to find out.

I also figure that the kids in his story would have driven like jackasses anyways..(even with no weed involved)

I guess my point is if you are high and want to drive good i believe you are perfectly capable of it.

Im thinking that was some weak shit he was smoking. I wouldnt have wanted to drive after some of the weed I smoked in Amsterdam.

Fireindc 02-10-2008 12:57 PM

OR, he smokes weed every day(be it badass shit or not) so he is used to the effects and can fully function while under them.

DUI/DWI= alcohol which does very badly impair your driving abilities.


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