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hustler 02-04-2010 03:15 PM

"Hey guys, I'm an instructor."
 
If any of you need any help with driving , just let me know and I'll drive your car for you and show you how much you don't know. I should note that I hold the lap record for CW on a Tuesday, Vernal Equinox, under 65% humidity. You could learn a lot from me, particularly to BE SMOOTH. YOU ARE BEING TOO ROUGH WITH MAH COCK!!!

Bond 02-04-2010 03:16 PM

cool story bro

ismael_pt 02-04-2010 03:32 PM

parallel thread

gospeed81 02-04-2010 03:33 PM

No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.

webby459 02-04-2010 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 518031)
No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.

Nah-ah. :nono:

hustler 02-04-2010 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 518031)
No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.

Maybe if you had a job you could buy 3rd place too. :giggle:

webby459 02-04-2010 03:36 PM

I love mt.net more when every thread becomes twinged with ugliness and hatred.

Bond 02-04-2010 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 518035)
I love mt.net more when every thread becomes twinged with ugliness and hatred.

lol. It's because we are extremely bored. I have fuck all to do today. I should be out sliding around in this rain but I'm not.

hustler 02-04-2010 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518037)
lol. It's because we are extremely bored. I have fuck all to do today. I should be out sliding around in this rain but I'm not.

I just had a dumb ------ at the Avis in Denton tell me it was dangerous and I was going to kill someone by rain drifting in the desolate parking lot. He said he called the cops too, lol.

gospeed81 02-04-2010 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 518034)
Maybe if you had a job you could buy 3rd place too. :giggle:


I am at work today, which is why I'm not sliding around in the rain. Full time student, somehow still work 40hrs/week. I'm not waiting on Obamacare, so gotta stay full time to keep the wife and little one covered.



Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 518035)
I love mt.net more when every thread becomes twinged with ugliness and hatred.

If I thought there was even the remote possibility he would take it to heart I wouldn't have posted it. Asshole needs to laugh a little this afternoon (and maybe get laid tonight?).

gospeed81 02-04-2010 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 518038)
I just had a dumb ------ at the Avis in Denton tell me it was dangerous and I was going to kill someone by rain drifting in the desolate parking lot. He said he called the cops too, lol.

Sucks when someone bites on your stress-relief time. I had some hick in Huntsville go ape-shit on me and block the whole road the other day when he saw the back end step out a little as I turned onto the access road to IH-45 S.

webby459 02-04-2010 03:45 PM

"Hey gaiths, I'm an instructor and have Pilotis. I'll suffer to park my Ferarri and drive your econobox to show you the correct line that is already clearly indicated by cones and brake markers."

Bond 02-04-2010 03:47 PM

How do I never see your car up here?

Some faggette chewed out me and friend (matching white miatas w\ hardtops, he had orange wheels lol) for snow drifting at TMS parking lot. He threatened to call the cops so I was like fuck off and just left. What a douche bag. Fuck circle-track redneck inbread bastards.

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hustler 02-04-2010 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518046)
How do I never see your car up here?

Some faggette chewed out me and friend (matching white miatas w\ hardtops, he had orange wheels lol) for snow drifting at TMS parking lot. He threatened to call the cops so I was like fuck off and just left. What a douche bag. Fuck circle-track redneck inbread bastards.

Do you live in Denton or Southlake now?

Bond 02-04-2010 04:01 PM

Denton during the week. Southlake on the weekends.

I always park on hickory, I thought you worked by the university?

hustler 02-04-2010 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518059)
Denton during the week. Southlake on the weekends.

I always park on hickory, I thought you worked by the university?

I work on 288 between McKinney and Denton. My bitch lives at the corer of Oak and Ave B in those little broke-ass apartments so I'm always posted up over there, representing.

Bond 02-04-2010 04:12 PM

I live around 288 and 2164, almost to 35.

I didn't know you associated with peasants, let alone lick their assholes.

hustler 02-04-2010 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518076)
I didn't know you associated with peasants, let alone lick their assholes.

I do.


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