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Old 02-04-2010, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default "Hey guys, I'm an instructor."

If any of you need any help with driving , just let me know and I'll drive your car for you and show you how much you don't know. I should note that I hold the lap record for CW on a Tuesday, Vernal Equinox, under 65% humidity. You could learn a lot from me, particularly to BE SMOOTH. YOU ARE BEING TOO ROUGH WITH MAH ****!!!
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No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.
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No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.
Nah-ah.
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No thanks, I've got nearly 50grand into my car, which just bought me 3rd place in a group of 6, unlimited at MSR-H.
Maybe if you had a job you could buy 3rd place too.
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Old 02-04-2010, 04:36 PM   #7
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I love mt.net more when every thread becomes twinged with ugliness and hatred.
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lol. It's because we are extremely bored. I have **** all to do today. I should be out sliding around in this rain but I'm not.
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lol. It's because we are extremely bored. I have **** all to do today. I should be out sliding around in this rain but I'm not.
I just had a dumb ------ at the Avis in Denton tell me it was dangerous and I was going to kill someone by rain drifting in the desolate parking lot. He said he called the cops too, lol.
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Maybe if you had a job you could buy 3rd place too.

I am at work today, which is why I'm not sliding around in the rain. Full time student, somehow still work 40hrs/week. I'm not waiting on Obamacare, so gotta stay full time to keep the wife and little one covered.


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If I thought there was even the remote possibility he would take it to heart I wouldn't have posted it. ******* needs to laugh a little this afternoon (and maybe get laid tonight?).
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I just had a dumb ------ at the Avis in Denton tell me it was dangerous and I was going to kill someone by rain drifting in the desolate parking lot. He said he called the cops too, lol.
Sucks when someone bites on your stress-relief time. I had some hick in Huntsville go ape-**** on me and block the whole road the other day when he saw the back end step out a little as I turned onto the access road to IH-45 S.
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"Hey gaiths, I'm an instructor and have Pilotis. I'll suffer to park my Ferarri and drive your econobox to show you the correct line that is already clearly indicated by cones and brake markers."
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How do I never see your car up here?

Some faggette chewed out me and friend (matching white miatas w\ hardtops, he had orange wheels lol) for snow drifting at TMS parking lot. He threatened to call the cops so I was like **** off and just left. What a douche bag. **** circle-track redneck inbread bastards.
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How do I never see your car up here?

Some faggette chewed out me and friend (matching white miatas w\ hardtops, he had orange wheels lol) for snow drifting at TMS parking lot. He threatened to call the cops so I was like **** off and just left. What a douche bag. **** circle-track redneck inbread bastards.
Do you live in Denton or Southlake now?
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Denton during the week. Southlake on the weekends.

I always park on hickory, I thought you worked by the university?
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:07 PM   #18
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Denton during the week. Southlake on the weekends.

I always park on hickory, I thought you worked by the university?
I work on 288 between McKinney and Denton. My bitch lives at the corer of Oak and Ave B in those little broke-*** apartments so I'm always posted up over there, representing.
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I live around 288 and 2164, almost to 35.

I didn't know you associated with peasants, let alone lick their ********.
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