Work from home means I can make breakfast when I feel like it.

 

Are you kidding? Everything he posted looks great.

 

agree'd. Russel's on glue.

 

Yeah, thats a deep fried jalapeño slice. On a burger.

 

My arteries are hardening...

 

I think I put more bacon than turkey on this one:

 

why didn't you cut the hard part out of the tomato? YUCK!

 

farmers market tomatos.

 

all of my **** be storebought, even my woman

 

forgot to post this bad boy when i was eating it... 40's era diner, super cute waitress (she's vegan, but we'll let that slide for now). every monday after work...

pics of waitress next week.

 

mmm, brick of cheddar, lump style fake crab, and ritz crackers... LUNCH! Oh, and OJ to drink and powdered doughnuts for dessert.

 

Do like my buddy does and write your phone # on the check. You have no idea how many restaurants I can't patronize anymore.

 

Now a few hours later, for dinner... tuna salad and crackers.

 

no wonder your immune system rivals that of an AIDS patient

 

Whats wrong with tuna salad? It has your fish protein, veggies (bell pepper, onion, celery), olive oil, healthy herbs, olive oil based mayo. Pretty good ****.

 

nothing, it just seems everything you eat has a common deNOMinator: crackers

 

Today it did, since I have a big tupperware bowl full of tuna salad I made a few days ago, and I had to mix it up a little for lunch today by eating the remaining stack of Ritz with cheese and crab meat. I have to say, my tuna salad is quite ******* kick ***! Even though my farts and **** has smelled uniquely terrible the last few days.

 

I once ate three entire cloves of garlic in a single sitting to win a bet. I reeked for like four days after that one.

 

I like garlic, but goddamn. I think that may make me gag. That's some potent **** in raw form.

 

I was really drunk, surprise.