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View Poll Results: Nut cleaning methods?
Gently with a loofa (m.net style). 3 10.71%
Steel wool + pool acid. 9 32.14%
I have my boyfriend do it. 6 21.43%
I dip them in steak juice and call the dog in. 5 17.86%
The wife keeps them on a jar on her nightstand and they never get used. 5 17.86%
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:45 PM   #21
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#4 here.

On a serious note, I always start from the top and work my way down. Wash my head, face, brush teeth, then wash my body from top down. Gotta keep the filth going in one direction straight towards the drain. Dial gold bar FTW!
That Dial gold dries me out like a son of a bitch. Im an oily native american, yet somehow my skin still stayes dried out.

+1 on the powder on the sack. My neighbor complains though because it clumps up when I sweat, and that just ruins his steak juice. Cottage cheese anyone?
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:27 PM   #22
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I always take special care to dry off my nut-bag on a different part of the towel than I use on my face. I don't mine rubbing my ******* and dong all over my body, but not my face. Most of your girlfriends don't mine my ******* though.
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:07 PM   #23
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I worked at my Dad's pool hall for 18 years. I now own my own business selling pool tables and other game room equipment. You can't believe how many prank phone calls I have gotten over the years about *****, washing *****, what color are my *****, how many ***** do I have, etc.

In the showroom it's always tough not to laugh at customers. "I need to buy my Husband a new set of *****" "I need a couple replacement *****" "What's the best way to clean my *****" You get the picture.

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Old 02-05-2009, 02:26 PM   #24
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick...
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