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Old 06-08-2008, 09:20 PM   #21
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Hustler, maybe you should have this vag cream back...

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That way he can clean the sand out of his vagina?
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Old 06-08-2008, 09:49 PM   #23
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Hustler, maybe you should have this vag cream back...

i posted up **** like that like 2 years ago. Your **** is tired, no one is impressed, and we don't want to hear about your ---- fissures again. what you don't understand is that I seldom really think someone is a ******* worthless tool

really... I'm not kidding. it's ******* rare for a true philosopher and Buddhist to think that the whole universe would be better off if one part of it never existed.

Every time i read anything you write I have to spend HOURS trying to find some reason to justify what combination of assfucking could cause the cosmos to vomit you into existence.

I really do wish something horrible would happen to you. Perhaps then I might have some spark of emotion somewhere in my soul that would make me think anything other than utter abject revulsion at the thought of you existing at all.

Fortunately for me, I don't spend hours trying to justify your existence. I know that large part of the universe is made up of dark matter, insanity, and chaos. You are born from that.

Do every living thing a favor and end yourself.
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i posted up **** like that like 2 years ago. Your **** is tired, no one is impressed, and we don't want to hear about your ---- fissures again. what you don't understand is that I seldom really think someone is a ******* worthless tool

really... I'm not kidding. it's ******* rare for a true philosopher and Buddhist to think that the whole universe would be better off if one part of it never existed.

Every time i read anything you write I have to spend HOURS trying to find some reason to justify what combination of assfucking could cause the cosmos to vomit you into existence.

I really do wish something horrible would happen to you. Perhaps then I might have some spark of emotion somewhere in my soul that would make me think anything other than utter abject revulsion at the thought of you existing at all.

Fortunately for me, I don't spend hours trying to justify your existence. I know that large part of the universe is made up of dark matter, insanity, and chaos. You are born from that.

Do every living thing a favor and end yourself.
umm....FAIL
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Every Time I Read Anything You Write I Have To Spend Hours Trying To Find Some Reason To Justify What Combination Of Assfucking Could Cause The Cosmos To Vomit You Into Existence.
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Fortunately For Me, I Don't Spend Hours Trying To Justify Your Existence. I Know That Large Part Of The Universe Is Made Up Of Dark Matter, Insanity, And Chaos. You Are Born From That.
Lol wut?
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Damn 18psi you beat me to it.
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I had sex with you girlfriend.


If you don't like how hustler runs this show, GTFO. He defines original gangster
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he is pretty damn entertaining lol
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:22 AM   #29
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Hustler, maybe you should have this vag cream back...

oh, and a really quick fyi...FDS is not cream for the vag. If you'd ever seen a vagina in your life, you might know that. I see ***** pretty much on the non-stop, day in, day out, so if you have any questions about the anatomy I'll be the bigger man and help you out. When I'm done posting this I'm going to run up in a girl who the "megan fox look-alike" constest, and hasn't left my bedroom in the last 3-days because she's "never seen one that big." Now if you'll excuse me I have to go tap that cervix, which you'll never see considering you're packing less than 8 inches, son.
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:33 AM   #30
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Lol wut?
you can talk **** when you get your own smiley. Until then, go back to masturbating in your mom's basement. I'll be ******* supermodels on my Italian leather sofa while you muster up the testosterone to do something with your shitty life. Now I have to get to bed so I'm fresh tomorrow to "power-close" a few deals from my corner office after my blonde secretary blows me for breakfast, I let the brunette blow me on Tuesdays.
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It is entertaining for awhile, But after a bit it does get kind of repetitive and stale. Can you come up with something new besides how much you bench, your weenie size, and the apparent stream of never ending women waiting on their knees for you to walk by?

All the money, bragging and big pecs and you drive a miata?? -gay-

Yes I know your going to come kick my door in and kill me. I've read it 50 times. At least on the drive over can you think of something else to say that doesn't bore me to death before you get here?
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Now I have to get to bed so I'm fresh tomorrow to "power-close" a few deals from my corner office after my blonde secretary blows me for breakfast, I let the brunette blow me on Tuesdays.
And Wednesday through Friday you let the bear down the street give it to you in the ***.
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It is entertaining for awhile, But after a bit it does get kind of repetitive and stale. Can you come up with something new besides how much you bench, your weenie size, and the apparent stream of never ending women waiting on their knees for you to walk by?

All the money, bragging and big pecs and you drive a miata?? -gay-

Yes I know your going to come kick my door in and kill me. I've read it 50 times. At least on the drive over can you think of something else to say that doesn't bore me to death before you get here?
Well, he did have the "jerk-off in a jeep with mom story", that was pretty good. I also liked his bear erotica and the "naked sister spider mix-up". So not everything is about his ***** and bench pressing.
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silentbob, that wasn't hustler(unless he used his *****' aura to warp my memory), it was 1967cutlass, and it was ******* hilarious.
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silentbob, that wasn't hustler(unless he used his *****' aura to warp my memory), it was 1967cutlass, and it was ******* hilarious.
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...99&postcount=9
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/sho...0&postcount=10
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Peep the dates yo. Look at cutlass' quotes on pages 2-3
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The sister spider story is a classic. I almost **** myself laughing too hard.
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Now if you'll excuse me I have to go tap that cervix, which you'll never see considering you're packing less than 8 inches, son.
Hold the phone there. I'm less than 8 inches and I have tapped many a cervix (the wince of pain on there face lets you know when you have). Maybe you should spend less time banging ****** with horse sized vagoos. Aside from that I thoroughly enjoy your e-thugging.
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Peep the dates yo. Look at cutlass' quotes on pages 2-3
ahh, that was before I signed up here. heh reading those posts I would think cutlass and hustler are the same person.
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And Wednesday through Friday you let the bear down the street give it to you in the ***.
This is the Internet, and you're fucked. You're in my domain now. Mess with me and don't be surprised if your identity is sold for $5 in the online black market. I'd be just .04 cents (average price) richer selling your computer to bot herders, so I don't do it for the money, I do it to teach people lessons.
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