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Old 10-18-2017, 06:49 PM
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Guys, there's nothing wrong.
He's trying to get us to pay him more to tell us.
As soon as we offer him $45 to tell us, he'll say "Concealer404" upped the bid to $50.
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Revealer069 told me its in the pic.
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Is it because the picture was taken in California and everything is a failure there?

I'm getting creative.
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Cruise control cable routing?

Throttle cable routing incorrect/against oil fill tube?

Throttle cable missing clip/anchor on plastic cover?

Throttle cable sheath missing/worn in a spot by alternator?

By-pass/BOV missing label?

Alternator control wire laying on alternator, not behind/incorrect routing?

"Coolant splatter" on plastic cover? (not saying it is, probably just dirt, but could see someone saying/thinking that)
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There are several hoses that do not have clamps, that I would have clamps on.

Also, cracks in the intake that will allow unmetered air to enter.

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What the hell is this? Keep a polack in suspense day?!
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Old 10-18-2017, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Enginerd
Is it something that's IN the pic, or missing from the pic?
I will say its not that something is missing, its in the pic for sure. Plainly visible in fact.
Originally Posted by sixshooter
Is it because the picture was taken in California and everything is a failure there?

I'm getting creative.
I mean, its not that creative
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Cruise control cable routing?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Throttle cable routing incorrect/against oil fill tube?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Throttle cable missing clip/anchor on plastic cover?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Throttle cable sheath missing/worn in a spot by alternator?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
By-pass/BOV missing label?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Alternator control wire laying on alternator, not behind/incorrect routing?
Narp.
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
"Coolant splatter" on plastic cover? (not saying it is, probably just dirt, but could see someone saying/thinking that)
Narp.
Originally Posted by olderguy
There are several hoses that do not have clamps, that I would have clamps on.
Yeah, there are a lot of random things in there where you go "huh, that looks like it should have a clamp" but then its completely stock, all the clamps are as delivered.
Originally Posted by olderguy
Also, cracks in the intake that will allow unmetered air to enter.
****, where? AFAIK, no leaks.
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What the hell is this? Keep a polack in suspense day?!
It's fun though, isn't it?

This is an emissions test. If it does not or cannot effect emissions, they can't fail you on it. It also failed a visual inspection. There are no codes and no mechanical faults, car runs like a top.

Ok, here is a pic of the issue from another angle:



You guys are going to ******* hate me when we finally figure this out
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Cold air intake?
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Is it the dick​​​​​​​ ******* sticker being jacked up on the cap?
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Is it this disconnected thingy?!?
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Old 10-19-2017, 01:18 AM
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the ***** is 100% carb compliant
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The cracks are by the clamp for the bellows connector.

Loose wires on the MAF connector?

Glad to see you screwed down the intercooler.
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Old 10-19-2017, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by EO2K
You guys are going to ******* hate me when we finally figure this out
Who says we don't hate you already?
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Old 10-19-2017, 07:49 AM
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Missing label?
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/\ I like Joe's. I vote for it.
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Old 10-19-2017, 10:22 AM
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Old 10-19-2017, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by gooflophaze
Cold air intake?
That's the OEM intake. It's legitimately all stock parts, everything in that picture is OEM.
Originally Posted by mitymazda
Is it the dick​​​​​​​ ******* sticker being jacked up on the cap?
Narp.
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Is it this disconnected thingy?!?
I'm not sure what you are pointing at, but there is nothing disconnected that is critical that I am aware of. Even if something was disconnected, that isn't why it failed
Originally Posted by olderguy
The cracks are by the clamp for the bellows connector.
Oh, I think I see what you mean. I think that's just a seam in the plastic? I'll check it out, but no, that's not it.
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Loose wires on the MAF connector?
Narp.
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Glad to see you screwed down the intercooler.
Literally have not changed a thing between the 2 pics
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Who says we don't hate you already?

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Missing label?
From where? But no, that isn't the issue.
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I'm covering for my boss in an ops meeting this morning, but I'll post the answer before lunch PST. I appreciate everyone who has played along to this point
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Old 10-19-2017, 11:45 AM
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They might tar and feather you
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Old 10-19-2017, 11:50 AM
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Nah. Ops meeting isn't that bad, no one is that pissed at my department this week.
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^^ They aren't the ones you need to be worried about.

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