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Old 04-30-2010, 03:22 AM
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Really doesn't look like you could go anywhere in that first picture...
i wonder what a ***** pump would do to the first one.....
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Okay.

On Wednesday last day of class this kid said I had a small *****. It started off with him telling everyone that he smokes weed so he doesn't have to take depression medicine or some ****. I told him to buy a sports car, like a Miata so he doesn't have to **** with drugs. Right as the teacher walked in and everyone stopped talking he said, "I don't have a small DICK". Everyone laughed at me! Then he told the teacher I had a big *****. She is super fit too!

Nonsense ramble! I'm gone.
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Originally Posted by turotufas
Okay.

On Wednesday last day of class this kid said I had a small *****. It started off with him telling everyone that he smokes weed so he doesn't have to take depression medicine or some ****. I told him to buy a sports car, like a Miata so he doesn't have to **** with drugs. Right as the teacher walked in and everyone stopped talking he said, "I don't have a small DICK". Everyone laughed at me! Then he told the teacher I had a big *****. She is super fit too!

Nonsense ramble! I'm gone.

please tell me you winked and smiled at the teacher after that comment was made to her.....
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McKee Foods, the owner of the Little Debbie brand has a conspiracy to keep people fat. Nutty Bars are just too damn good, and too damn unhealthy. Like 350 calories and 40% daily value of fat for one pack of 2 bars. I could eat a whole box in one sitting if they weren't so bad for you. Crazy thing is I used to not like them. How the **** can you not like a sugar wafer cookie filled with peanut butter and coated with chocolate???
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Old 04-30-2010, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by WonTon
please tell me you winked and smiled at the teacher after that comment was made to her.....
We all laughed. The kid kept talking to the teacher, he set himself up. We think he's close tappin that. All the dudes have tried.

I only eat the oatmeal creampies. Been a while though. Let me get one tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by turotufas
We all laughed. The kid kept talking to the teacher, he set himself up. We think he's close tappin that. All the dudes have tried.

I only eat the oatmeal creampies. Been a while though. Let me get one tomorrow.
Do, you won't be sorry. never thought it possible, but finally a snack has taken over the top spot for a chocolate and peanut butter flavored snack from Reese Cups. The Nutty Bars have the texture (crisp) and a slightly less overwhelming flavor. Much more pleasant to snack on, and more filling as well. So it's no wonder Reese Cups have been dethroned in my book.

I love this thread already. I can speaketh my mind about anything and I don't have any guilt (not that I did before). Really helpful after about 2:30am when I take my sleeping pills and get a bit ******* crazy.

We have had a thread like this on a local forum, just called the "ADD Thread" and in something like 3 years it has grown to around 5,000 posts. And that is from a smaller "elite" group of full time posters than we have here.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Do, you won't be sorry. never thought it possible, but finally a snack has taken over the top spot for a chocolate and peanut butter flavored snack from Reese Cups. The Nutty Bars have the texture (crisp) and a slightly less overwhelming flavor. Much more pleasant to snack on, and more filling as well. So it's no wonder Reese Cups have been dethroned in my book.

I love this thread already. I can speaketh my mind about anything and I don't have any guilt (not that I did before). Really helpful after about 2:30am when I take my sleeping pills and get a bit ******* crazy.

dude, mail me some of Dem sleepin pills!
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Originally Posted by WonTon
dude, mail me some of Dem sleepin pills!
Go get your own. Any doctor will give you a prescription. Just say you can't sleep, ask for ambien or the generic, which is only like $7 a month with my healthcare plan. They MESS YOU UP! Before you finally get out from behind the computer and actually get into bed like you are supposed to. 1/4 of the last 5 years is gone. When I'm on them, I don't remember ****! Bits a pieces maybe. Sure do sleep well though! When I make it that far. I typically take them too early, then get distracted and end up sitting behind the computer for another 3 hours. By then I'm so ******* out of it I don't know what is going on around me. Like right now, I feel fine besides being a little jumpy, and hearing ****, but I won't remember this post in the morning.

I in no way condone the use of prescriptions drugs for anything other than their primary use. Drugs are bad, MK
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Should I get the name brand stuff or the generic stuff? Tight on cash!
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Originally Posted by turotufas
Should I get the name brand stuff or the generic stuff? Tight on cash!
All the same stuff.

If I were to stop taking them, I would go back to my even more ridiculous 5-6am bedtime, instead of my current still pretty bad 4am bedtime. I have DSPS, a sleep phase condition involving your "internal" clock. No matter what I do, I can't fall asleep earlier than about 4-5am, making function in a 9-5 world very tough. Pills help a little I guess. Probably one of the most misdiagnosed sleep disorders for simple insomnia. No treatment or cure for it, so it's just something to live with.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Go get your own. Any doctor will give you a prescription. Just say you can't sleep, ask for ambien or the generic, which is only like $7 a month with my healthcare plan. They MESS YOU UP! Before you finally get out from behind the computer and actually get into bed like you are supposed to. 1/4 of the last 5 years is gone. When I'm on them, I don't remember ****! Bits a pieces maybe. Sure do sleep well though! When I make it that far. I typically take them too early, then get distracted and end up sitting behind the computer for another 3 hours. By then I'm so ******* out of it I don't know what is going on around me. Like right now, I feel fine besides being a little jumpy, and hearing ****, but I won't remember this post in the morning.

I in no way condone the use of prescriptions drugs for anything other than their primary use. Drugs are bad, MK

i dont have heath insurance i know all about it, i used to have a scrip for ambien. my girlfriend sat in bed and watched me make my toes talk to each other one night haha, i dont remember it though. another night i told her i was hungry and she walked me down to the kitchen so she could make me some food, i kept passing out with food in my mouth and she ended up feeding me as well of coarse i dont remember any of that either.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
All the same stuff.

If I were to stop taking them, I would go back to my even more ridiculous 5-6am bedtime, instead of my current still pretty bad 4am bedtime. I have DSPS, a sleep phase condition involving your "internal" clock. No matter what I do, I can't fall asleep earlier than about 4-5am, making function in a 9-5 world very tough. Pills help a little I guess. Probably one of the most misdiagnosed sleep disorders for simple insomnia. No treatment or cure for it, so it's just something to live with.
i think i have what you have. say if i were to hop in bed around midnight, i would be laying there till 4 or 5 in the morning trying to fall asleep.

the only way i have been able to change what time i go fall asleep is stay up all night and all the next day and finally pass out between 10 and 12 at night.
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Originally Posted by WonTon
i dont have heath insurance i know all about it, i used to have a scrip for ambien. my girlfriend sat in bed and watched me make my toes talk to each other one night haha, i dont remember it though. another night i told her i was hungry and she walked me down to the kitchen so she could make me some food, i kept passing out with food in my mouth and she ended up feeding me as well of coarse i dont remember any of that either.
Typically I'm pretty quiet and reserved, almost shy, but the ambien really make me become very extroverted and I become the center of attention. I'm not scared to talk to anybody or say anything on that ****.
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i just love the way it made me feel! i didnt give a damn about anything, then wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day......
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Originally Posted by WonTon
i think i have what you have. say if i were to hop in bed around midnight, i would be laying there till 4 or 5 in the morning trying to fall asleep.

the only way i have been able to change what time i go fall asleep is stay up all night and all the next day and finally pass out between 10 and 12 at night.
Down to the T. It doesn't matter how tired I am mid day, at night, my *** won't fall alseep until 3am give or take an hour. Only way I can trick myself into earlier sleeping is to do like you said and stay up all night and finally pass out from exhaustion the following night. But that trend only works for about 2 or 3 nights and I'm back to my usual. Been that way for probably 10 years now. My family STILL after all of this time wants to tell me I just need to get on a better sleep schedule, and do this and that... THAT WON'T ******* WORK! I've tried that over the last goddamn decade I've not been able to sleep for ****. So now going by societies schedule, I am lucky to get 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night. I have to use my weekends to catch up. Main reason I was stuck with night jobs. Sleep till my usual comfortable time, THEN go into work in the afternoon.
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yup! after i pull the all nighter it only last for a week at most....sucks *** cause i enjoy my sleep. i hate the way i feel when i fall asleep around 4 am and wake up around noon, i feel like **** (thats 8 hours of sleep) but if i fall asleep at 12 and wake up a 8 in the morning i feel great.
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Originally Posted by WonTon
yup! after i pull the all nighter it only last for a week at most....sucks *** cause i enjoy my sleep. i hate the way i feel when i fall asleep around 4 am and wake up around noon, i feel like **** (thats 8 hours of sleep) but if i fall asleep at 12 and wake up a 8 in the morning i feel great.
I'm reversed of that. I feel better going to bed at my normal 4am, then sleeping till noon. Skip all of that boring morning ****.
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i just need to find a nightshift job! lol
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Originally Posted by WonTon
i just need to find a nightshift job! lol
I enjoyed my medical lab job. worked from 3pm till around midnight. That way i could go home and wind down,eat a little something, relax for a few hours, then go to bed, then sleep until i woke up on my own, and have a few hours before work to tinker around and prepare. I hope I can find a good weird hour IT job when I'm done with school in a year. Work nights at a hospital or something.
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