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aidandj 10-05-2016 04:41 PM

Pretty much. I'll probably get rejected because of my driving record.

Figured i'd do one route and see how bad it is. No minimum time commitment, so I can just do it if I have free time.

Joe Perez 10-05-2016 05:52 PM

"When they're on the clock, Flexers will be directed to "a location near you" to pick up packages that must then be delivered in a "local radius" whose size is based on the length of your shift."

Is it just me, or does that sound like the basic premise of a Facebook videogame?

aidandj 10-05-2016 05:56 PM

I'm going to try it out for a shift. Doubt i will continue doing it.

Joe Perez 10-05-2016 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by aidandj (Post 1365538)
I'm going to try it out for a shift. Doubt i will continue doing it.

Don't drop the kebab.

Girz0r 10-05-2016 06:06 PM

Anyone have wonky gaskets on their car?

Just picked up this gem for my BEGi exhaust. (downpipe/midpipe)
http://images.oreillyauto.com/parts/...l/eg24095.jpg?
Rol EG42095

turbofan 10-05-2016 08:17 PM

I went from a Moto X Pure edition to a Galaxy S6. Data speeds are not a fair comparison, but the phone itself is just as fast in terms of opening apps and such.

Joe Perez 10-05-2016 08:42 PM


Originally Posted by Girz0r (Post 1365542)
Anyone have wonky gaskets on their car?

Just picked up this gem for my BEGi exhaust. (downpipe/midpipe)
http://images.oreillyauto.com/parts/...l/eg24095.jpg?
Rol EG42095

That looks like an extremely uncomfortable cock ring.

gooflophaze 10-05-2016 09:29 PM

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Joe Perez 10-05-2016 09:40 PM

Battle of the water-pump gaskets... FIGHT!

https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...76f38b1bdb.png

(RX-8)

hi_im_sean 10-05-2016 10:31 PM

Chrysler tutu

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f8320feeb2.jpg



hi_im_sean 10-05-2016 10:34 PM

also

The Australian AC1 Sentinel
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...ca08cfe954.jpg


Girz0r 10-06-2016 12:43 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1365582)
That looks like an extremely uncomfortable cock ring.

Well... once you get the ring on in the 2 1/2" girth... all thickness seems to take on the show around it to seal it up... plus the random distance from the other bolt... Doesn't work with all setups of... cocks. :eggplant: :dealwithit:

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Rather than make a new post, i'll just edit this one.

This was left on my whiteboard at my cubicle... even my coworkers know my miata woes :burncash: :hahano:

Must
Invest
All
Time &
Assets

aidandj 10-08-2016 01:17 PM

Well comcast just implemented a data cap in Oregon.

Time to deal with their hell and transfer somewhere else.

fuckem.

Joe Perez 10-08-2016 03:56 PM

Actually, it occurs to me that I've never been in a really proper fight. Not since childhood, anyway...

aidandj 10-08-2016 04:18 PM

Overrated. I had a couple in college over stupid drunk stuff. Nobody wins everybody hurts.

good2go 10-08-2016 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1366177)
Actually, it occurs to me that I've never been in a really proper fight. Not since childhood, anyway...

Me neither. I just always figured it was a sign of intelligence. :dealwithit:

Erat 10-08-2016 04:35 PM

Only on the ice. Two or 3 ago i ended up with 6 stitches in my chin. Still finished the game though.

Joe Perez 10-08-2016 07:14 PM

Severe pain sucks.

That is all.

(Unrelated to previous observations about fighting.)

good2go 10-08-2016 07:16 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1366200)
Severe pain sucks.

That is all.

(Unrelated to previous observations about fighting.)

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Godless Commie 10-08-2016 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1366177)
Actually, it occurs to me that I've never been in a really proper fight. Not since childhood, anyway...

I have, twice that I can remember.

Sometime back in 1998, a guy came at me with a metal pipe for no apparent reason. He was bigger, and let's just say no one would bet on me for the outcome.
I was miraculously lucky. One kick in his inner right knee brought him down.
I grabbed and threw the pipe away and proceeded to wipe the asphalt with his face till people tore me away from him.
There was blood.

The second time was probably in 2002 or so.
I was playing soccer in the city league at the time.
A large striker from the team we were beating badly just attacked a rather diminutive defender who had been ridiculing him with his skills.
I ran up to the guy and tried to kick him away from my "little" teammate.
He just grabbed me, raised me above his head and slammed me down on the ground.

They told me he was the captain of some wrestling team after I regained consciousness.
And my teammate thanked me for saving his life.
He had taken the opportunity to get away while I "distracted" the big guy.

Both were instances I could not avoid.


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