How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
 

here is Miata turbos very own Ramble On thread....

this is the place to insert crap that isnt worth making a thread about!

Start now!

:giggle: It popped into my head as well. Good song.

good song!

so i just built some shelving in my gayrage! im pretty proud of myself.....

Sony has really fucking gone down hill with quality in the last 5-10 years. They used to be THE company for most things electronic. Now I can't even get a goddamn alarm clock from them that is worth a shit.

You<PS3

you need this!

http://www.gadgettastic.com/wp-conte...boom_clock.jpg

http://www.google.com/products?q=son...ed=0CCsQrQQwAA

I almost bought that. I'm more pissed about the build quality. It's like 6 months old and half of the buttons and switches already don't work.

I forgot about the PS3. Both of mine have been flawless so far, so I have to make it an exception to my rage.

well i think that is gonna stop me from buying it....

What is?

the fact that it falls apart.

I was talking about the cheap Sony shit, not the one you posted.

oh!

well, in that case im gonna buy it and see how well it works..... :D

Why are hermaphradite genitalia images so hard to find on the interwebs? I'm no freak, or even "kinky". The topic of intersexuals came up at work (co-worker asked if I would "go there") yesterday, and I wanted to see an image before I gave an answer. I only go for the ladies, so I think maybe not. Any HOT hermie pics you can direct me to?

links are NWS

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cUuc6OvOxy.../intersex1.jpg

http://www.pediatriconcall.com/forpa.../genitals1.JPG

Really doesn't look like you could go anywhere in that first picture...

:jerkit: Too many hot, yo.

Sure you can, about at the bottom of the image.

in the first pic.... id settle for a hj. pretty hands.

i wonder what a pussy pump would do to the first one..... :laugh:

Okay.

On Wednesday last day of class this kid said I had a small penis. It started off with him telling everyone that he smokes weed so he doesn't have to take depression medicine or some shit. :blah: I told him to buy a sports car, like a Miata so he doesn't have to fuck with drugs. Right as the teacher walked in and everyone stopped talking he said, "I don't have a small DICK". Everyone laughed at me! Then he told the teacher I had a big penis. She is super fit too! :rolleyes:

Nonsense ramble! I'm gone.

please tell me you winked and smiled at the teacher after that comment was made to her.....

McKee Foods, the owner of the Little Debbie brand has a conspiracy to keep people fat. Nutty Bars are just too damn good, and too damn unhealthy. Like 350 calories and 40% daily value of fat for one pack of 2 bars. I could eat a whole box in one sitting if they weren't so bad for you. Crazy thing is I used to not like them. How the fuck can you not like a sugar wafer cookie filled with peanut butter and coated with chocolate???

We all laughed. The kid kept talking to the teacher, he set himself up. We think he's close tappin that. All the dudes have tried.

I only eat the oatmeal creampies. Been a while though. Let me get one tomorrow.

Do, you won't be sorry. never thought it possible, but finally a snack has taken over the top spot for a chocolate and peanut butter flavored snack from Reese Cups. The Nutty Bars have the texture (crisp) and a slightly less overwhelming flavor. Much more pleasant to snack on, and more filling as well. So it's no wonder Reese Cups have been dethroned in my book.

I love this thread already. I can speaketh my mind about anything and I don't have any guilt (not that I did before). Really helpful after about 2:30am when I take my sleeping pills and get a bit fucking crazy.

We have had a thread like this on a local forum, just called the "ADD Thread" and in something like 3 years it has grown to around 5,000 posts. And that is from a smaller "elite" group of full time posters than we have here.

dude, mail me some of Dem sleepin pills!

Go get your own. Any doctor will give you a prescription. Just say you can't sleep, ask for ambien or the generic, which is only like $7 a month with my healthcare plan. They MESS YOU UP! Before you finally get out from behind the computer and actually get into bed like you are supposed to. 1/4 of the last 5 years is gone. When I'm on them, I don't remember SHIT! Bits a pieces maybe. Sure do sleep well though! When I make it that far. I typically take them too early, then get distracted and end up sitting behind the computer for another 3 hours. By then I'm so fucking out of it I don't know what is going on around me. Like right now, I feel fine besides being a little jumpy, and hearing shit, but I won't remember this post in the morning.

I in no way condone the use of prescriptions drugs for anything other than their primary use. Drugs are bad, MK

Should I get the name brand stuff or the generic stuff? Tight on cash!

All the same stuff.

If I were to stop taking them, I would go back to my even more ridiculous 5-6am bedtime, instead of my current still pretty bad 4am bedtime. I have DSPS, a sleep phase condition involving your "internal" clock. No matter what I do, I can't fall asleep earlier than about 4-5am, making function in a 9-5 world very tough. Pills help a little I guess. Probably one of the most misdiagnosed sleep disorders for simple insomnia. No treatment or cure for it, so it's just something to live with.

i dont have heath insurance :cry: i know all about it, i used to have a scrip for ambien. my girlfriend sat in bed and watched me make my toes talk to each other one night haha, i dont remember it though. another night i told her i was hungry and she walked me down to the kitchen so she could make me some food, i kept passing out with food in my mouth and she ended up feeding me as well :laugh: of coarse i dont remember any of that either.

i think i have what you have. say if i were to hop in bed around midnight, i would be laying there till 4 or 5 in the morning trying to fall asleep.

the only way i have been able to change what time i go fall asleep is stay up all night and all the next day and finally pass out between 10 and 12 at night.

Typically I'm pretty quiet and reserved, almost shy, but the ambien really make me become very extroverted and I become the center of attention. I'm not scared to talk to anybody or say anything on that shit.

i just love the way it made me feel! i didnt give a damn about anything, then wake up feeling refreshed and ready to take on the day......

Down to the T. It doesn't matter how tired I am mid day, at night, my ass won't fall alseep until 3am give or take an hour. Only way I can trick myself into earlier sleeping is to do like you said and stay up all night and finally pass out from exhaustion the following night. But that trend only works for about 2 or 3 nights and I'm back to my usual. Been that way for probably 10 years now. My family STILL after all of this time wants to tell me I just need to get on a better sleep schedule, and do this and that... THAT WON'T FUCKING WORK! I've tried that over the last goddamn decade I've not been able to sleep for shit. So now going by societies schedule, I am lucky to get 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night. I have to use my weekends to catch up. Main reason I was stuck with night jobs. Sleep till my usual comfortable time, THEN go into work in the afternoon.

yup! after i pull the all nighter it only last for a week at most....sucks ass cause i enjoy my sleep. i hate the way i feel when i fall asleep around 4 am and wake up around noon, i feel like shit (thats 8 hours of sleep) but if i fall asleep at 12 and wake up a 8 in the morning i feel great. :dunno:

I'm reversed of that. I feel better going to bed at my normal 4am, then sleeping till noon. Skip all of that boring morning shit.

i just need to find a nightshift job! lol

I enjoyed my medical lab job. worked from 3pm till around midnight. That way i could go home and wind down,eat a little something, relax for a few hours, then go to bed, then sleep until i woke up on my own, and have a few hours before work to tinker around and prepare. I hope I can find a good weird hour IT job when I'm done with school in a year. Work nights at a hospital or something.

My pen is huge!!!

these pretzals are MAKING me thirsty

Is it lunch time yet? I'm listening to Jason Mraz, does that make me gay?
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Going to Louisianna for the weekend. It's about damn time I got some crawfish this season.

I forgot my phone at home yesterday. It sucked.

Damn it's windy today. I need to change my oil but i don't think I can do it without looking like a fudge striped cookie.

My throat hurts and i'm tired.

Post 100!

I already told you it does.

A man wakes up in a suitcase on a rooftop after years of mysterious captivity. As he seeks out the truth, he teams up and falls in love with a younger woman. He has sex with her. Then, as we learn, he’s been hypnotized to fall in love with his own daughter – and thus he has unwillingly had sex with her. A second twist comes when the guy decides to erase his memories so he can continue to love and have sex with his daughter.
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I just watched this movie the other night, and wow, what an ending. This movie shouldn’t have been that good, with mediocre special effects and overblown acting (not to mention it’s a film about random monsters from another dimension), but it is. And the capper: an utterly depressing ending. Thomas Jane’s truck runs out of gas, leaving the five survivors, including his son, stranded in the middle of the mist, which has apparently taken over the entire world. With no chance of survivor, he turns to his gun, which only has four bullets left. He kills the other four people, including his own son, and then steps outside. A minute later, the army shows up and the mist begins to clear. Had he waited a minute longer, he wouldn’t have had to murder his only child! Ouch!

If you’ve seen the original, European version, you’ll know what I mean; if you’ve only seen the American version, where the main character escapes from the monster-filled caves, you won’t. While we get to see the woman escape from the cave, drive away and so on and so forth, that escape is actually in her head – she’s still miles underground, surrounded by the creatures that are going to kill her.

So what do you do when you wake up and your penis is touching your vagina??

i dont know. ask it:

http://artsyspot.com/img/weird/tough...ugh-gals09.jpg

How's that Chicago sound track?
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^^ :drool:

I hate people that listen to bits and pieces of songs, and ringtones on their cell phones out loud in the train. :vash:

Chicago the ROCK band you dumbass!





now:


Chorus 2X
Put ya sign in they face,gang sign in they face,
put ya sign in they face,gang sign in they face,
make them niggas fight,What?!?!?,make them hoes fight
make them niggas fight,What?!?!?,make them hoes fight

Gangsta Boo
if you bitches aint scared punt a bitch right to the floor,
tell her she belong below under shoes where roaches go,
hoe im ready if you ready tell me what you wanna do,
to the lovely gangsta boo, buck as fuck i thought you knew,
put my sign up in your face,leave ya stank without a trace,
you aint buck bitch i saw your stankin ass yesterday,
tuck your chain,hold your weave cuz im comin in the crowd,
bo'in niggas in the mouth,slammin bitches to the ground

Lord Infamous
i see them from the stage,angry faces fighting in the corner,
full of marijuana,niggas in the middle in a trauma,
while they throwin bo's they snatching hoes,they stalkin in a coma,
any thick or fine bitch come on through a nigga all up on a,
some trick done got mad, and ran to the wagon grabbed the 12 gauge pump,
probly full of numby numb, that coke and rum and getting dumb,
guards are bailin through the niggas shootin,runnin to the rover,
niggas catchin heat from slugs,niggas gettin trampled over,clubs buck as a
muthafucka

Repeat Chorus 2X

Juicy J
now i got you bitches hot, platinum mouthin on the spot,
mad because they tapes dont sell,so they start that slangin rocks,
bring your ass to north memphis,killas hangin,niggas pimpin,
playas on them cards flippin,choppin dope up in the kitchen,
anna always keep it real,way before a record deal,
so nigga dont hate on me cuz juicy j be gettin his mills,
clean that mug up off your face unless you wanna catch that case,
nigga fuck what your in,whose your kind,and fuck yo friends

DJ Paul
nigga you claimin sett throwin,showing signs,you aint knowin
look inside,your face is plain as day,and no hoe will show it,
bitch im down with the same gang you claim but i will fuck you up,
hoe it aint the same off in them thangs, i dont give a fuck,
put some in your liver,so chillin when in the studio,
nigga hot in the liver watch you run like a bitch,hoe still i bet you know,
packin automatics for that static that you stressin punk,
acting like you want some of that 6,but you scared to jump

Repeat Chorus

Koopsta Knicca
nigga callin on some songs aint no fun on my weekend,
aint no fuckin smilin faces, aint no friends up on this man,
its the fizz that keeps me cool,should security bring the news,
should i fight all night,anyway thats how i pay my dues,
do you feel it is it there,smack that bitch up with that chair,
when you see me over there raise your hands up in the air,
fuck this, this aint no rosewood,nigga take another route,
slit up,chopped up, buck, lights out

Crunchy Blac
claim what i claim,hang where i hang,
bang what i bang,nigga aint no thang,
do what i do,hangin with my crew,
nigga i thought you knew,
in your hood,throwin our setts,
mean fuckin mug,nigga dont disrespect,
get in our way,guns will spray, ez come nigga anyday

Repeat Chorus Til Fade

I be sitting here watching Inglourious Bastards...again. I dunno what I think about it. The movie starts off all kick ass...the plot builds and then something happens...like I expected more. Oh well.

On my other TV....I am watching DISH Earth...a channel dedicated to a camera out on one of out satellites 22,000 miles out in orbit just simply watching the world. This channel is kinda fun when you DVR 10 hours of it and speed it up 300x....you can watch clouds move and the sun's light move across the planet.

This is going to be the biggest post farm for noobs ever.

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