Perez thinking about Nazca lines?

I don't have a fully catalyzed idea yet. I don't suggest doing a knock-off of something that's already been done.

I was thinking more along the lines of: Construct a very solid hatch which appears to lead downwards, but of course there's nothing actually below it. Erect a chain-link fence around it, topped with razor wire, some security-cameras (bonus points if they actually work via 3G or similar), and solar-powered lights which switch on automatically at sunset. No signage at all.

And park an air-force-blue Suburban inside the fence.

maybe a simple embossed logo in the hatch like one of these:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20090830131355
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....iL._SX425_.jpg
https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4378...1000,075,f.jpg
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20101115221812
https://media.glassdoor.com/sqll/472...8491666766.png
https://vindy.media.clients.ellingto...Taco_Bell_.jpg

Under the hatch, use rocks to spell out "DEEZ NUTS" directly on the ground.

Like this one?

https://www.sciencealert.com/penis-s...e-man-geoglyph

I have this sign sourced from a location I know nothing about.

y8s, I'd say if it's that cheap to keep, even though it may not be super valuable at the moment, I'd be inclined to keep it.

And I literally have no reason other than, "just because."

$400 is nothing. I spent half of that taking our big dog to the vet today to find out she hookworms, which is why she vomited/shat herself in crate yesterday when I was at work.

Any mineral rights to sell/lease?
Conversely, some states offer a tax write off if you agree to preserve the land for habitat. I see that some of the soda lake is designated bird sanctuary.

A friend of mine used like to occasionally answer his phone with "station 123, this is not a secure line."

--Ian

That is a fairly common sign. The directive dates go way back, and they generally do not change. Used by all the Services.

During an exercise, from the Command Post, I once made a call and said "This is a Blue Level 7 Alert. Do you recognize my voice?" My commander did not think it was as funny as I did.

Yes. With no writing on the sides, and out-of-state plates. And a couple of short whip antennas on the roof.




I'd avoid any symbology which a person might be able to find online. If you wanna really stoke the conspiracy nuts, I'd maybe do a sign along the lines of:

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...f8e04d61e2.png

My thinking is this:

The first line is a shorthand of the first three digits of the lat & long of the site. Once a conspiracy nut notices this, they'll think "Ah HA! I've cracked the first part of the code!"

Then they'll flail away on the second line, which is just random gibberish.





When I get a call from what I suspect is a spoofed number, I tend to answer the phone "Master Control," in my serious, gravelly voice, after a pause until I hear the click letting me know that someone has picked up.

Mostly because, in my line of work, Master Control is a legitimate room in which I'm actually likely to be, so if it turns out to be a legit business call, I can say I was expecting a callback from someone else.

If it's a telemarketer, it does tend to throw them off a bit.

16 ml, doesn't sound or seem like a lot of liquid..............until you're trying to give your 72 lb pit/lab mix medicine.

These are all fun ideas and once I have the deed, you're all welcome to submit ideas for doing crazy shit on "my" land but be aware that it will be non-funded by the landowner.

Anyone see the movie Excursion? Watched it last night. It was strangely entertaining.

Mini-burning man festival........MT members only. Debauchery.

How much flat black spray paint is required to cover 2.5 acres?

Maybe that. Maybe a ziploc bag containing this record:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dxQAA...KG9/s-l500.jpg