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viperormiata 12-03-2010 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 664551)
Anyone remember the anime Zoids? I watched the shit out of that when I was a kid...

Yeah I do. I still have my walking, robotic Ultrasaurus model that I built when I was a kid. It was too cool to throw away.

KPLAFIN 12-03-2010 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 664604)
Are you Brian Martin?


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 664613)
Nothing. Who the fuck is Brian Martin?


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 664626)
This.

<-- this guy

Doppelgänger 12-03-2010 01:34 PM

Now I really don't get it. But that shouldn't bother me as half the shit baffon posts is illegible babble.

KPLAFIN 12-03-2010 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 664689)
Now I really don't get it. But that shouldn't bother me as half the shit baffon posts is illegible babble.

Ban Slide-cock FB group .. that clear it up?

buffon01 12-03-2010 02:06 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 664689)
Now I really don't get it. But that shouldn't bother me as half the shit baffon posts is illegible babble.

Go drift yourself

Pen2_the_penguin 12-03-2010 02:28 PM

everytime I come to this site, my sphincter twitches.

RotorNutFD3S 12-03-2010 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 664526)
I just put my cat up on craigslist to find her a new home :(

Why? Which one is yours? I thought they both were yours and Jenn's...

levnubhin 12-03-2010 02:49 PM

WTF do people care about what stamps get?! Buy something and move the fuck along.
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kotomile 12-03-2010 06:59 PM

Seriously LOLing at the $6800 speaker cables.


We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!

If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden unicorns in swift succession!

Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!

Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.

Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!


icantthink4155 12-03-2010 10:57 PM

So Ive recently bought a few things on eBay, and when I go to check out I get the option to choose which type of shipping I want, the last few times its been giving me this sort of thing.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...nk4155/huh.png

Vashthestampede 12-04-2010 12:18 AM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 664854)
So Ive recently bought a few things on eBay, and when I go to check out I get the option to choose which type of shipping I want, the last few times its been giving me this sort of thing.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...nk4155/huh.png

Lots of sellers are complaining about the new shipping details thing eBay is doing. When listing an item now you have to be careful and give yourself a pillow for shipping. I usually say 3 days handling time, but 9 times out of 10 I ship the same day. eBay takes the handling time and the estimated transit time for the service they choose to give the buyer an estimated delivery date. They've been bitching on the forums about it since they started doing it. I've never had a problem with a buyer complaining about shipping times, but it seems that lots of these guys are getting bad feedbacks on a regular basis since it started.

NA6C-Guy 12-04-2010 03:57 AM

OMFG!!! I dare you to watch the whole thing. And no, you can't turn the volume on mute.

http://www.break.com/cue-the-cuervo/...-floyd-1961810

My face literally hurts from the faces I've been making. Like I just discovered a 3 week dead body in the bathtub.

The terrible-ness only compounds on itself... WTF! :laugh:

2:53 FTW!

I couldn't fake the clapping at the end.

FRT_Fun 12-04-2010 09:31 AM

Sounded good to me..... LOL.

Doppelgänger 12-04-2010 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by KPLAFIN (Post 664691)
Ban Slide-cock FB group .. that clear it up?

Oh OK. I'd join...but I have no facebooks.


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 664701)
Go drift yourself



If I had some spare tires...I'd go out for a little fun right now. It really is fun when you know what you're doing and don't have any politics/assholes/idiots around.

turotufas 12-04-2010 02:35 PM

Planned on working on my car this weekend. But then I woke up to this Harry Potter marathon...

shuiend 12-04-2010 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 665012)
Planned on working on my car this weekend. But then I woke up to this Harry Potter marathon...

hahaha.

I was talking to one of my friends and she said HP marathon was her new plan for the day.

Joe Perez 12-04-2010 05:01 PM

I am posting this from a phone.

(Finally, I feel like one of the cool kids.)

Oh, and NA6C-Guy, that was basically as close as I can imagine to 2 Floyds 1 cup.

(Fuck, it's hard to type pn this tiny-ass little keyboard. I feel like my thumbs are the size of sausages.)

18psi 12-04-2010 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 665045)
I am posting this from a phone.

(Finally, I feel like one of the cool kids.)

Oh, and NA6C-Guy, that was basically as close as I can imagine to 2 Floyds 1 cup.

(Fuck, it's hard to type pn this tiny-ass little keyboard. I feel like my thumbs are the size of sausages.)

which one did you get?

icantthink4155 12-04-2010 09:21 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 665012)
Planned on working on my car this weekend. But then I woke up to this Harry Potter marathon...

I can beat that. Ive read the whole series twice, and now Im listening to them on audiobooks.

18psi 12-04-2010 09:28 PM

you know how I know both of you are gay?:giggle:


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