While good in theory, Neutrogena "Mens" face wash with menthol is terrible. Every time I use it, after I get out of the shower my eyes burn for hours from the vapor/fumes coming from the fragrance left behind. Yet I spent $6 on it, so I will use it till it's gone, and thankfully that won't be much longer.

Maybe I'm just a pussy. :riaa:

I cant use anything with a fragrance else my eyes bother me all day. Just use Cetaphil like a real woman like I do.

I haven't showered in 29 days.

First I laughed, then I realized it's probably true. I couldn't do it. We should get you a care package of water and soap.

This shit cracks me up. A bit long, but it goes downhill from the get go.

"I have a cheeseburger and it tastes good" :bowrofl:

"Get your ass in the parking lot, I will beat your ass all over those french fries, boy"

lulz @ slow-mo takedown.

That was pathetic. I was waiting for the black guy right next to him to just knock him the fuck out. I am dissapoint.

Was that Jake King?

Knee to the head would have made it interesting. :dunno:

After a year and a half of owning a Miata I have just read the fact that it's supposed to have a 12.1 gallon tank. I always thought it was a 10 gallon tank - running on what I thought was fumes (Gauge completely down to E) I would put about 9.5 gallons in it. I have never ever put in more than 9.8.

The funny thing is that when I fill up the needle sits on the "f" mark for 60 or so miles before it even begins to move.

Like all cars, there is a "reserve" built in to the gauge reading. This is to motive your ass to get to a gas station when you hit "E" but still have enough to get to one in case you're a little ways out. I've put 13gal in my car before....it was topped off to the filler neck :giggle:

I think I hit 11.2 gallons one time in my car. I was at 330miles on the tank with a good amount of boosting. I was deathly afraid that I was going to run out of gas on the side of the road and be fucked.

Yeah, I heard when you run out of gas on the side of the road, sewer people come fuck you.

Hater.

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Fuck authority silent majority! raised by the system now it's time to rise against them! sick of your treason sick of your lies! fuck no we won't listen we're gonna open your eyeeeees!

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