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mgeoffriau 10-17-2011 09:31 AM

He paid up. Says he is "new" to eBay and didn't realize the gravity of the situation.

smbstyle 10-17-2011 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 784292)
I just cant control my hands. Its like they go into automatic hit mode and I start punching anything in my vicinity.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 784299)
Well, I would advice exercising caution while masturbating, for starters.


Probably the funniest shit I've seen on here in my 2 months as a noob. lol :rofl:

shuiend 10-18-2011 04:22 PM

I am an hourly worker and just got a 25% raise. AMERICA FUCK YAH.

Now I just need my damn security clearance to come in so that I can become full time and be making BANK.

Braineack 10-18-2011 04:23 PM

(Posting from my phone.)

I should occupy you.

shuiend 10-18-2011 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 785282)
(Posting from my phone.)

I should occupy you.

You wish you could occupy me.

mgeoffriau 10-18-2011 05:56 PM

Lulz.

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-...ike/19237.html

NA6C-Guy 10-20-2011 01:46 PM

Anybody ever dealt with getting your medical records? How in the hell does one go about this? Is there one central place where you can get them all, or are they all kept in one big file somewhere. Or would you have to get them doctor by doctor? I'm about to go talk to a Navy recruiter and this is some of the info I need, that I have no fucking clue how to get a hold of.

olderguy 10-20-2011 01:49 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 785972)
Anybody ever dealt with getting your medical records? How in the hell does one go about this? Is there one central place where you can get them all, or are they all kept in one big file somewhere. Or would you have to get them doctor by doctor? I'm about to go talk to a Navy recruiter and this is some of the info I need, that I have no fucking clue how to get a hold of.

Doctor by Doctor(Big brother has them, but he denies it)

NA6C-Guy 10-20-2011 01:53 PM

Hmm, surely the Navy wouldn't want EVERY record. Though I don't know how they would know if you have a full record. I guess they only want to know about any of the big things.

gearhead_318 10-20-2011 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 785974)
Hmm, surely the Navy wouldn't want EVERY record. Though I don't know how they would know if you have a full record. I guess they only want to know about any of the big things.

IDK about the Navy (axe sam) but the Marine Corps wants to know about every little detail of my medical history. They haven't asked for me to go to the doc's and get said records, they just ask me what I've taken (taken so much as a goddamn Advil in the last 7 years? If so what date and for what reason?) and when. They want to know any illnesses if I've had, broken bones, if I've seen a Doc, councilor, therapist, ANYTHING. They want to know about my criminal history (none), if you cop to haven smoked weed they want to know how many times, and dates to go along with them. Lucky for me, I don't do drugs and have always been in very good health. I don't know how to get a full record, I know they really want to know about stuff like heart disease, it is extremely impotent that you let them know about stuff like that cuz you don't want to die during a swim qualification.

levnubhin 10-20-2011 06:21 PM

I didn't need any records when I enlisted. Just fill out paper work to the best of your knowledge. They're going to give you a few physicals and lots of shots in your first year anyway.
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mgeoffriau 10-21-2011 01:34 PM

The Man Who Bet The Cardinals At 999/1 When They Were Out Of The Race Is Looking Smart And Rich Right Now

How do they post this article and not mention that the guy can now hedge his bet by plunking down $125k on the Rangers to win the WS and guarantee himself another $125k payout? What am I missing here? I haven't checked the money line, but I'm assuming that the Rangers and Cards are both paying close to even money (series is tied 1-1).

So, if he bets $125k (to win $125k minus the vig) on the Rangers, there's 2 possible outcomes:

Cards win: He loses the hedge but wins the original bet, and pockets $250k.

Rangers win: He loses the original bet but wins the hedge, and pocketes $250k.

gearhead_318 10-21-2011 11:18 PM

I hate it when people try to pass off one type of car as another on CL:
"2007 ford mustang Shelby GT500 Cobra Coupe 2D"
V8, Supercharged, 5.4L, Horsepower: 500 @ 6000 RPM, Torque: 480 @ 4500 RPM, 6 speed Manual, yet in the pictures it has "GT" emblems all over it.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/2646963155.html

scottyd 10-21-2011 11:24 PM

That is a Shelby bro

gearhead_318 10-21-2011 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by scottyd (Post 786463)
That is a Shelby bro

Looks like a Shelby GT, not a GT500. Or am I wrong?

pusha 10-22-2011 01:31 AM

that's a Sheby GT, sticker on those things was like $35k when they were new.

gearhead_318 10-22-2011 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 786495)
that's a Sheby GT, sticker on those things was like $35k when they were new.

That's what I thought, IIRC there was no 5.4, no 500 horsepower and no 6 speed.

pusha 10-22-2011 01:04 PM

but there is a riveted on, nonfunctional hood scoop

Stoly 10-22-2011 03:55 PM

Movie theaters that serve liquor... Heaven.

pusha 10-22-2011 05:15 PM

Do they bring drinks to you during the film?


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