Hustler gives me Hard Wood!
 

Hey motherfucker.........every car I have is faster than yours. I may be a newb here but in my league you are a fuckin loser.......bring on your best shit you forlorn besodden ass licking gay butt ramming bone crusher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stick in me rock hard!
:hustler:

Hey look - a n00b who has a beef with Hustler. :cjerk:

No beef with him.....just a little nut swingin....I was bangin gears when he was suckin on his momma's tit.

So you think that coming in here and punking the forum e-thug will get you respect? this isnt prison man, and your sig is not impressive.

I don't care about respect. I worked really hard for what I have. I'm just in a feisty mood. Let's see what he brings.

rofl

OP: Essentially you've just screamed "Hustler! I have a small penis and must compensate for it!".

Right.

Typical Viper owner. :bowrofl:

hustler only exists in virtual reality. what are you doing?

omg wtf is this shit srsly? :bang:
http://www.photodump.org/stored15/ethug.jpg

fuck, I didn't even see his signature. Viper owners are like ricers with warranties.

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The look on viper/vette owners faces was priceless when they thought they'd leave me in the dust only to see me right next to them in a friggin subaru:giggle:

You were bangin queers while he was suckin on your momma's tits.

flawless victory

/thread

Not road rage, maybe butt rage!

Then is not now.
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I fuckin apologize guys........I got way drunk yesterday workin on my car. Really. I am an old fart that gets crazy once in awhile and yesterday was a fine example. I'm pretty harmless unless I've had a few. Sorry.

PS: my Miata is my fav car....I think I was drunk when I bought the Viper now that I think about it. :)

Man, that was some funny stuff right there.

hmmm... I think the only way this will ever be properly settled (without swords) is if you bring your Miata down to a track vent and run with Hustler. You win and gain redemption, you lose and pay his for his event. :D Of course I could be way off base here. :dunno:

Next time you want to talk shit to me like a bitch, make the thread at 11:00pm on a Saturday night when I'm out on the town, getting laid.

serious. who comes to miataturbo after going out drinking on weekends when there's debauchery to be had?

deleted, wrong thread.

Hey hustler; this one is not for the op (since he's an old fart like me ;)). I wanted to provide you additional munitions for your repertoire in the future; so here it is:

"Que te de por culo un camello y te deje la joroba dentro"

Regards,

Rafa

Something about getting screwed by a camel (in the ass?)? LOL

You're on the right track! ;) May one do so and leave you the hump inside (not you in this case Ben!).

Why is it when someone gets drunk they bring up BS about there cars and driving but when sober they have nothing? Hustler own this guy!:cool:

Not only does this fagmo own a poseur, valet box queen, douche-bag mobile, but he was on the internet on a saturday night, drunk, alone, and angry with people like me who their girlfriend's dream of mid-coitus.

I'm sure the op is laughing his ass off from your occurrences as I am myself now!

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

:giggle:

I think the way he ended it is probably the only way that could end semi-well for him. Had he posted anything else the way he was going, he'd get e-raped by not just hustler, but the whole forum would run a train on him.

This thread seems a little anticlimactic. Was assuming Hustler would come through with a seaming, distasteful, yet decisive retort. Dude, what up? I feel like I've been let down somehow. I was hoping for at least a little mac'n on the pussy you know what I'm saying?

peace


ps got 3 hours today to work on the car. Engine is ready to pull! yee haw!

There's no excuse for being a ------.....sorry.

When I first saw this thread I was like "wow....this guys a toolbag". Then he comes back with this? Seriously......its OK to take a break from the internet. Hustler as well as everyone else here could really give 2 shits less about your viper bro. Now you just look like a fucking twatmouth with nobody by your side in that viper....lol :bowrofl:

Vash-

You should stay off the internet. Hustler is a fag plain and simple, so are all his nutswingers....you were right in the begining. But then you come on here and apologize for owning a viper...you are king fag. :bang:

turbo-less post number 5,821

pics of the viper and miata's or fail again.

thread fails to deliver :mad:

True.

Hustler would enjoy a "sword fight" entirely too much. :giggle:

one day, if you work hard enough, you might have a chance of eclipse my ultimate quality of life. Caviar and Cris, son.


why are you so obsessed with me? The jealousy will kill you.

ok heres my bored post.

I like vipers. sick looking cars with 500hp v-10s. prety cool. hennesy venom viper...1200hp twin turbo v-10 so much more bad ass. would i ever buy one? no. to much for so little. when you spend 80k on a high 12 second car. you fail at life. Its funny to watch them be astonished that a miata can keep up.

more like MD 2020 and cheese wiz you broke bastard

Everyone doesn't buy cars for trap speeds. If you pass a ferrari (or viper) in a ragady ass DYI miata, I find it hard to believe you prefer the miata....most people that say shit like that never drove or had thei ass in the seat of said car they think is not worth it, or you know you will never afford one so you make excuses

agreed on the surprise part....I used to work in granite bay california, all doctors and lawyers, and see those things on a regular basis. Id cruise up to one, tell him he's got a nice ride and he'd just smirk at me. Then when I would pace him he'd step on the gas and laugh at me expecting to leave me in the dust. Then he'd shit bricks with astonishment when id be next to him

not everyone is a fucking douchebag and wants a viper. Some people prefer cheaper cars not because they cant afford expensive, but because they find it unnecessary. remember that.

I've driven plenty of faster cars. i would prefer my miata over a viper for the sheer fact about gas. and the fact that its 80k. my friends dad has a viper i've been in it several times.have you ever tried to change oil in one of those? its not that much fun.

And i would love to have one. I just would never BUY one. winning/getting a gift/ stealing one, i'd keep it then. lol

i would never drive an expensive car at the track, I'm too cheap. If I put the miata on its roof, i can drop $2k and have another one the next day. I know several people who I've met in really nice or expensive cars, and many of them I see again in miatas.

If I were going to spend money on something for the track, it would be a retired racecar. You're right though, if I could afford a 430 scud as a throw away car, I'd have that at the track too. I'd have to make about $10,400,000.00 per year though to keep the current income/track car spending ratio. Actually, if I were bringing in $11 mil per year, you can bet your ass I'd roll around the track in a f430scud...fuck, I might just have to buy a Pratt-Miller c6r to play with. I'm sure as fuck going to take a chopper to the track too...oh, and pay off my student loans to boot!

lol

Agreed

yeah right....:bsflag:

i will come out and say that every viper owner/driver I've ever met was a raging douchebag, with no exceptions.

My personal favorite Viper experience occurred at MSR-C. I returned from my session to find that not only did some douche bag in a red viper park in my spot, right in front of my tool bag, jack, and cooler, but the son of a bitch parked on my "work on the car matt". So what do you do in a time like this??? Double-park, leave the car in gear (too hot for e-brake), roll up the windows, lock the doors, then go to your buddy's villa and chill for 2 hours until the next session and watch a grown man cry like a ------ while he misses his run group.

did he start shit with you afterwards?


im sad to report that my cousin had a viper: a 2000 acr i think, and he was a douchebag as well. if any talk about cars was to arise, he'd just walk up and say: hai guys, I have a V I P E R stfu......He wrapped it around a pole after 1 year and is now a much better and less asshole guy

He appoligized when I walked up. I politely said, "I'd appreciate it you'd let me remove my matt from under your car before you drove over it again."

Well, actually, considering that I'm 7' tall and a professional body builder/powerlifter/mercenary, he just apologized and let me borrow his supermodel girlfriend, who I'd already slept with a few times (Heidi Klum). Actually, I think it was Flavio Briatore.

I met a douchebag in a bar in Chicago who told me he raced vipers. So we talked for a moment, he realized that I'm that 2% the population who actually goes to the track when I started asking him questions...and yeah, if he had a viper, he has never seen a racetrack in his life. He learned how to race by taking corners fast on the street, but couldn't remember the local track name that he goes to all the time, "autobahn country club." He also didn't have to pay the initiation fee. Pretty awesome guy if you ask me.

I should also note that the Viper owner members at MSR are the ones who complain about "all the miatas holding me up." Its also notable that the same miatas that were holding him up happened to hold the lap record at MSR on the 3.1, one of them was the principle instructor of the facility, and the other owned the driving school and was faster in his turbo maita than in his Gallardo.

I don't really care for viper owners...but if I ever meet a cool one I'll let you guys know.

Also have never met a viper owner that was a decent guy. One dude in my area has "vette killer" on his rear glass.... No shit sherlock, until recently, corvette couldn't compete stock for stock in a straight line. All this dude does is drive around revving his engine and being a douche.

That said.... I want a viper badly, and it would probably bring out my inner douche if I ever had one...

Id own that new ACR. Funny thing is, the viper engine weighs in at 1/3 a Miata. Almost 700lbs!

Nobody gives a crap about your old fat ass or your overweight Viper, I owned a Porsche when I was 19. But I am also on turbo Miata number 3 and actually do prefer them over a 91 Guards Red Porsche 911 C2. I miss the classy aspect of the Porsche, but I'm not afraid to wreck my Miata and it's easier to work on. I will buy a Exige S or Cayman in a few years, both of which will hang with a Viper on most tracks. Vipers have a big motor because they are overweight pigs, not because they are nice cars.

Has anyone here ever taken an aspirin and ventured over to the MSM forums?

Enough said.

I was wondering if I was the only person who caught the irony of MSM guy calling the Viper owner a fag.