I ate my dinner. Does that make me gay?
 

My wife threw a pork loin in the oven yesterday. What came out didn't look like a pork loin.

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Seriously. This wasn't on purpose. It didn't look like that going in the oven. It was tasty though. Does that make me gay?

Some people get the virgin Mary or Elvis appearing in stuff. Not me. I get a giant schwantz.

Lulz. My wife is making pork loin and sweet potato fries for dinner tonight. I hope she Bobbits it before serving so it doesn't look like yours.:bowrofl:

She was the nail salon lady person to a close family friend...she had to testify in court because Ms. Bobbit told her the entire story right after it happened.

Cueball1,
Did you just eat it?

Frank

No, eating dinner did not make you gay.
But what you did with Bruce and Simon afterwards does.

Frank, some people like to baste a pork loin. I like to lick it.




Sliced with saute'd mushrooms all over it didn't look so bad. That's a 12" pan by the way. I was feeling a little inadequate climbing into bed last night.

should mount that on a stick for lollipop action.

srsly though, please no more pictures of cooked wang. it gives me nightmares.

nasty

Wonder how long this pick would stay up at M.net? Maybe I should give that a try for a laugh.

Yea, thats not very Kosher.

That pick with no caption would have some serious inquiries for sure.
Looks like a Bratwurst to me (which I love), but the head thingy is un-nerving.
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I figured she cooked the wrong part of the pig when it came out. It really was as scary penile looking as the picture shows it. Like someone bobbed John Holmes and cooked him in my kitchen. Camera phone gave it a funky color. It was fully cooked and a nice golden brown.

Other than the engorged veins running up the sides it was yummy. :giggle:


Stein, you gotta get rid of that av. It's freaking me out. Worse than the damn huge dong that was cooked and eaten at my house last night.

I don't think it's gay to eat.....something made of....pork ?
But....I think you have to ask yourself some really REALLY SERIOUS questions about how you could actually CUT that thing and put it in your mouth man.... let alone have that 'thing' put on a plate in front of you !
What the fook is with your wife man ? A bad case of penis envy ?

You have something against Michael Jackson?:giggle:

Seriously. It went in the oven pork roast. It came out dong.

I didn't touch it until it was sliced on the plate. Even she was squeemish about cutting it up. I'm just glad it didn't happen when we had family over for dinner. Here you go Mom. Have a giant Cock-a-doodle doo.

NO FOOKIN WAY would I leave that be put in front of me on a plate and be expected to EAT the bloody thing, that's Jeffrey Dahmer shit on a plate right there man :noes:

As long as you just ate it and didn't deap throat it or anything I'd say you're safe.

Did licking the salt off count?


Fergus really. You live in Ireland. You likely eat all kinds of disgusting animal parts cooked in all sorts of disgusting ways! Organ meats cooked in a sheep's stomach is not something people eat on this side of the pond. :inout:

That is fucking wonderful...lol.