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Old 11-20-2008, 01:29 PM   #1
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My wife threw a pork loin in the oven yesterday. What came out didn't look like a pork loin.

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Seriously. This wasn't on purpose. It didn't look like that going in the oven. It was tasty though. Does that make me gay?

Some people get the virgin Mary or Elvis appearing in stuff. Not me. I get a giant schwantz.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:32 PM   #2
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Lulz. My wife is making pork loin and sweet potato fries for dinner tonight. I hope she Bobbits it before serving so it doesn't look like yours.
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Old 11-20-2008, 01:37 PM   #3
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I hope she Bobbits it before serving so it doesn't look like yours.

She was the nail salon lady person to a close family friend...she had to testify in court because Ms. Bobbit told her the entire story right after it happened.
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Cueball1,
Did you just eat it?

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Old 11-20-2008, 02:04 PM   #5
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No, eating dinner did not make you gay.
But what you did with Bruce and Simon afterwards does.
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Old 11-20-2008, 02:17 PM   #6
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Frank, some people like to baste a pork loin. I like to lick it.




Sliced with saute'd mushrooms all over it didn't look so bad. That's a 12" pan by the way. I was feeling a little inadequate climbing into bed last night.
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Old 11-20-2008, 03:35 PM   #7
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should mount that on a stick for lollipop action.

srsly though, please no more pictures of cooked ****. it gives me nightmares.
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Wonder how long this pick would stay up at M.net? Maybe I should give that a try for a laugh.
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Yea, thats not very Kosher.
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That pick with no caption would have some serious inquiries for sure.
Looks like a Bratwurst to me (which I love), but the head thingy is un-nerving.
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:09 PM   #13
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I figured she cooked the wrong part of the pig when it came out. It really was as scary penile looking as the picture shows it. Like someone bobbed John Holmes and cooked him in my kitchen. Camera phone gave it a funky color. It was fully cooked and a nice golden brown.

Other than the engorged veins running up the sides it was yummy.


Stein, you gotta get rid of that av. It's freaking me out. Worse than the damn huge dong that was cooked and eaten at my house last night.
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Old 11-20-2008, 05:53 PM   #14
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I don't think it's gay to eat.....something made of....pork ?
But....I think you have to ask yourself some really REALLY SERIOUS questions about how you could actually CUT that thing and put it in your mouth man.... let alone have that 'thing' put on a plate in front of you !
What the **** is with your wife man ? A bad case of ***** envy ?
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Stein, you gotta get rid of that av. It's freaking me out. Worse than the damn huge dong that was cooked and eaten at my house last night.
You have something against Michael Jackson?
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Seriously. It went in the oven pork roast. It came out dong.

I didn't touch it until it was sliced on the plate. Even she was squeemish about cutting it up. I'm just glad it didn't happen when we had family over for dinner. Here you go Mom. Have a giant ****-a-doodle doo.
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NO FOOKIN WAY would I leave that be put in front of me on a plate and be expected to EAT the bloody thing, that's Jeffrey Dahmer **** on a plate right there man
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As long as you just ate it and didn't deap throat it or anything I'd say you're safe.
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As long as you just ate it and didn't deap throat it or anything I'd say you're safe.
Did licking the salt off count?


Fergus really. You live in Ireland. You likely eat all kinds of disgusting animal parts cooked in all sorts of disgusting ways! Organ meats cooked in a sheep's stomach is not something people eat on this side of the pond.
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That is ******* wonderful...lol.
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