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miatauser884 02-16-2010 11:40 PM

I do not want your old beater or bagged truck!!
 
FS/FT Tastefully Modded Mazda

NA6C-Guy 02-16-2010 11:42 PM

I've seen worse. Paint the top and wheels and it would actually be decent. LOL at the $8500 though.

Aww shit! RB header representin!!! That makes it worth $8500, I retract my previous statement.

thirdgen 02-17-2010 12:20 AM

WOW, a SPARCO harness bar! Who gives a shit. This car has lots of potential, and this guy needs to not own it anymore cause it's really gay.
1) Why would you change the steering wheel from the stock Nardi, to THAT.
2) Why would you have some crazy racing seat and harness if you don't have a roll bar.
3) Who paints a top on a black car WHITE to match the wheels. I felt like a PENIS when I bought my smurf blue hardtop and drove it home on my Emerald Green car. I guess it would've been ok if my wheels were smurf blue, right?
4) WHO THE FUCK TINTS A WINDSHIELD?
I can tell by the suspension, brakes, and grassroots stickers that this guy probably autocross's it, but still, I'd feel like a NUTSACK if I pulled into an autocross event with a tinted windshield. Good thing it has a FULL diecast intake, he'd only get 4 grand for the car if it had a partial one.
I love craigslist for this reason, people list shit that they think is so badassed, and they brag it up, and they have no clue how gay they are. The best one I've seen was a I think 2001 Yamaha YZ 426 dirtbike for sale near me. It said it had a stroker kit and all kinds of shit done to it, the picture was classic...the graphics had skulls all over them. The punchline was hilarious, it read..."Not for beginners, this bike will steal your soul!"

magnamx-5 02-17-2010 12:30 AM

i kinda like it sure its about 4k to much atleast and i dont like tint but other than that it looks pretty good. Nothing alil elbow grease and a turbo system cant cure man.
FWIW i think he ran a tint strip across the top of the windsheild for added darkening im not a fan of that especialy but it comes off rather easily if you know what you are doing.

miatauser884 02-17-2010 12:31 AM

I was referring more to his douche-bag ad.

hustler 02-17-2010 12:32 AM

I just called him, told him he was a ------, and he started yapping so I told him I was fucking his boyfriend then hung up. Now he won't stop calling me.

Drunk...fail?

NA6C-Guy 02-17-2010 12:36 AM

:facepalm:

WonTon 02-17-2010 12:38 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 523656)
I just called him, told him he was a ------, and he started yapping so I told him I was fucking his boyfriend then hung up. Now he won't stop calling me.

Drunk...fail?



:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:


i think he belived you!

hustler 02-17-2010 12:39 AM

This just in:
I unplugged the hotel phone so now its like it never happened. lol

thirdgen 02-17-2010 12:39 AM

Hustler, did you just say you fuck guys?

hustler 02-17-2010 12:42 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 523664)
Hustler, you did you just say you fuck guys?

Yes, I did. Do you want to cum over and see what its like to be with a man? I haven't showered yet so you can leave with my ball-musk on your chin. It probably won't be the first time you've had a t-bagging this week, but I promise you'll love it.

thirdgen 02-17-2010 12:45 AM

Well if you promise, then it must be good.

WonTon 02-17-2010 12:47 AM

:makeout:


oh shit, get you some!

thirdgen 02-17-2010 12:48 AM

"Ball Musk" by "Hustler" that sounds like a new line of cologne or aftershave. Hope there's gonna be a group buy!

hustler 02-17-2010 12:50 AM

I emailed this to him:

My boyfriend saw you car on craigslist and he's interested in it. Well, I say boyfriend but he's half-way through his sexual reasignment procedures but that doesn't really matter. Is there enough room in the miata for him to suckle my uncircumcised cock while I drive? Also, is the hard-top rigid enough (lol) that he can throw me over it and pummel me with a strap-on? How about you send us pictures of your cock and we'll consider buying the car and blowing you if you're clean. Oh, and don't give us any shit about you not being gay with a car like that...its clear that you've had cock before and you'll have it again.

NA6C-Guy 02-17-2010 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 523673)
"Ball Musk" by "Hustler" that sounds like a new line of cologne or aftershave. Hope there's gonna be a group buy!

He also has a line of fancy cheese to go with his ------y ass wine and cheese club. Hustler's Sack Cheese. It kind of hits your tongue with a sharp note, but slowly turns to a bitter sweet flavor as it slides down your throat.

WonTon 02-17-2010 01:01 AM

:laugh::laugh::laugh:i cant breath!

hustler 02-17-2010 01:02 AM

Wait until you taste the sweet testicular nectar. Then you will know glory (gay lust).

NA6C-Guy 02-17-2010 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 523682)
Wait until you taste the sweet testicular nectar. Then you will know glory (gay lust).

I've already been a fan of your shit for years. It's called Nutella. Comes in a jar.

Does your nectar come in large bottles? I'd like to try some in my gay mixed drinks, maybe a daiquiri later.

18psi 02-17-2010 01:08 AM

Hustler we need to cyber. a/s/l?

I'm 89/T/Haiti.


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