I got a joke for you guys.
Heard this today and thought it was brilliant.
So Mexico suffers an earthquake in which 2 million Mexicans die. France sends humanitarian aid. Middle East sends oil. Japan sends technology. United States sends.......... wait for it.................. 2 million Mexicans. OK, now you. |
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I have one for ya.... What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Their biggest hit was The Wall!!! |
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
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I have one for ya.... What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Their biggest hit was The Wall!!! lol thats bad |
Never heard that one but I lolled.
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The dale earnhardt one was funny...wrong, but funy
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why did the condom cross the road?
. .. ... .... ..... ...... ..... .... ... .. . because it got pissed off! |
::father and son watching tv::
Father: <takes a sip of his beer> Son: Can I have some dad? Father" <orly look> let me ask you something son, can your penis touch your asshole? Son: Nope Father: When it does, then you can have all the beer you want. <fast forward a couple of days later at the breakfast table> Son: <eating a chocolate cake> Father: <not satisfied with his oatmeal asks> Can I have a bite of your cake? Son: Can your dick touch your asshole? Father: <raises an eyebrow> why yes, yes it can son. Son: Will go fuck yourself :giggle: |
what do you call that useless flap of skin around a vagina?
a woman. |
What did the tornado say to the coconut tree.
. . . Hang on to your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job |
Tornados and women are the same btw. When they come they are wet and wild. When they leave, they take you house and your car.
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What color eyes did the teacher on board the Nasa Challeger have.
. . . . . . . Blue... - - ---- - - One blew this way, and one blew that way! |
What does Nasa stand for??????
; ;; ; ; ; ;Need another seven astronauts. |
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