Heard this today and thought it was brilliant.

So Mexico suffers an earthquake in which 2 million Mexicans die. France sends humanitarian aid. Middle East sends oil. Japan sends technology. United States sends..........





















wait for it..................

















2 million Mexicans.

OK, now you.

 

old

I have one for ya....


What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

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. Their biggest hit was The Wall!!!

 

lol thats bad

 

Never heard that one but I lolled.

 

The dale earnhardt one was funny...wrong, but funy

 

why did the condom cross the road?
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because it got pissed off!

 

::father and son watching tv::

Father: <takes a sip of his beer>
Son: Can I have some dad?
Father" <orly look> let me ask you something son, can your ***** touch your *******?
Son: Nope
Father: When it does, then you can have all the beer you want.


<fast forward a couple of days later at the breakfast table>




Son: <eating a chocolate cake>
Father: <not satisfied with his oatmeal asks> Can I have a bite of your cake?
Son: Can your dick touch your *******?
Father: <raises an eyebrow> why yes, yes it can son.
Son: Will go **** yourself

 

what do you call that useless flap of skin around a vagina?









a woman.

 

What did the tornado say to the coconut tree.
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Hang on to your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job

 

Tornados and women are the same btw. When they come they are wet and wild. When they leave, they take you house and your car.

 

What color eyes did the teacher on board the Nasa Challeger have.
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Blue...
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One blew this way, and one blew that way!

 

What does Nasa stand for??????
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