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I jizzed my pants on a boat while doing your mother (NWS language)

Old Apr 4, 2009 | 06:38 PM
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Too funny to not share.



Old Apr 4, 2009 | 07:27 PM
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Hahaha, i fucked a mermaid. What kind of mind thinks up crap like that?

Lonely Island rocks.
Old Apr 4, 2009 | 07:55 PM
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While we're on the subject of T-pain:


Old Apr 5, 2009 | 12:43 AM
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i <3 those videos
Old Apr 6, 2009 | 11:58 PM
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Well, I have to say thanks for that. That's some good **** right there.
Old Apr 7, 2009 | 12:19 AM
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I downloaded the entire album the other day (Incredibad), I've been listening to it the past couple days in the OTM and laughing my *** off! There are some other very funny songs on there which don't have videos made yet (by the band, anyway). Among them are "Boombox" and "Like a Boss".



n/m, this one does have a video apparently:
Old Apr 7, 2009 | 02:54 AM
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LOL, just the "Like a boss" part of the song cracks me up.
Old Apr 7, 2009 | 04:29 AM
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It's a lot like a pisstake group in the UK called "goldie lookin chain"

Not sure if the satirical view on UK chav culture will make much sense to Americans but what the hell.

Old Apr 7, 2009 | 10:36 AM
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^ God I miss the UK, I had someone tell me at least once a day that I dont know how to speak English.
Old Apr 7, 2009 | 06:37 PM
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TBH most British people cannot speak english anymore. I work with a lot of europeans mostly Germans, and despite it being a second or third language it's textbook flawless. British kids have no interest in learning their own language. I blame texting
Old Apr 15, 2009 | 11:44 PM
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Female version of Jizz in my pants.
Queef In My Pants from LonelyBetch


EDIT: funnyordie videos won't embed.

Chris

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Old Apr 15, 2009 | 11:50 PM
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Me either.
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 10:54 PM
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Haha! Thats some great ****! I've been watching On A Boat and Like A Boss nonstop all day!

You guys ever watch Hot Rod ?
Favorite part is when he gets the girl's attention leading her into the garage as he's banging on an engine with a hammer pretending to work on it...
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 11:02 PM
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Hot Rod?
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 11:09 PM
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Hot Rod (2007)
Old Apr 16, 2009 | 11:18 PM
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Oh, it's a movie. ::goes to watch trailer::

BTW - Queef in my Pants, not funny.
Old May 2, 2009 | 09:39 PM
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Just saw this and had to post it. Better then the queef one

Old May 3, 2009 | 11:46 AM
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The best part of jizz in my pants is the cameo. Janitor JT w/ the mop top? That's some funny ****.
Old May 3, 2009 | 08:24 PM
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How could you gusy forget Dick in a Box.


Also last weekend when I was at Radford for Quadfest every frat hosue was playing I'm on a Boat.
Old May 3, 2009 | 09:01 PM
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No one forgot, it's just old!

That "Puke in My Mouth" video was much better than queef in my pants.

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