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miata2fast 11-21-2012 05:04 PM

I think I just saved someones life
 
I was at my office enjoying a little miataturbo, and I hear a loud bang followed by wheel screeching. I knew exactly what it was and where it came from, so I went to take a look. I discover a car that was on fire almost in front of my shop.

I haul ass to grab a fire extinguisher, and by the time I got there, the flames were almost 6 feet higher than the hood of the car. There were 2 people inside, niether of which were getting out of the car anytime soon.

I am not sure we (me along with other people that stopped) could have gotten the fire out without the big fire extinguisher I had at the shop. We are in a semi rural area, and I am not sure a big fire extinguisher would have showed up in time.

I am watching the carnage unfold out my office window as we speak. My hands are still shaking.

Joe Perez 11-21-2012 05:22 PM

Did you get her phone number?

miata2fast 11-21-2012 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 952085)
Did you get her phone number?

Well Joe, the girl in the car had all her teeth knocked out from the accident, and she was quite a large girl. That was why it was so critical to get the fire out.

Braineack 11-21-2012 05:52 PM

All pink on the inside brah.

18psi 11-21-2012 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 952085)
Did you get her phone number?


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 952093)
All pink on the inside brah.

MT.net's finest, ladies and gentlemen :laugh:

18psi 11-21-2012 06:00 PM

plus without all her teeth, that bj would be AMAZING

Joe Perez 11-21-2012 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by 18psi (Post 952096)
plus without all her teeth, that bj would be AMAZING

Pretty much what I was thinking.

I've you've never had a gummer, you don't know what you're missing.

Fireindc 11-21-2012 06:26 PM

Plus, fatties have soft hands. AM I RITE GUYS?

Braineack 11-21-2012 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by miata2fast (Post 952080)
My hands are still shaking.

Fucking Enzo up in here!

Pen2_the_penguin 11-21-2012 06:33 PM

in b 4 thread title jack...

Doesn't matter where you stick it, with some lube it would feel awesome.

dpexp 11-21-2012 06:48 PM

Nice save, sometimes you have to do something other than pointing and laughing.

miata2fast 11-21-2012 08:08 PM

Nothing like a warm response from the brothers on the forum.

I think Miataturbo should have a crisis hotline. I can see it now.

Caller, " I am really depressed and I think I am going to hurt myself."

Joe, " So, tell me how you plan to do it. I think you should consider a firearm." This would then be followed by a discussion into thermodynamics with a lengthy rant on ballistics.

Braineack, " Sorry, you are not a supporting member. I am afraid I can not help you."

18psi, "As long as I get to bang your mother, who gives a fuck!"
:rofl:

With all kidding aside, that was some freaky shit. I mean looking into the passenger compartment was like seeing some gory movie scene, except this time it was real. I will never forget it.

latena 11-21-2012 08:18 PM

That is tough stuff man, glad you were there to save the fatties. They need love too.

In all seriousness, I have had a gummer, and it is nothing to write home about.

petrolmed 11-21-2012 09:32 PM

miata2fast that's pretty freaky and you did save somebody's life (2 probably). It's a crazy feeling in those dire situations when you simply act with purpose, unfazed by the actuality of what's unfolding before you until after the fact.


Originally Posted by latena (Post 952147)
In all seriousness, I have had a gummer, and it is nothing to write home about.

Achievement unlocked! Are you down with the mature ladies or what?

latena 11-21-2012 09:37 PM


Originally Posted by petrolmed (Post 952174)
Achievement unlocked! Are you down with the mature ladies or what?

No, she was only like 10-15 years older than me, but she was rough. It was a fucked up situation that only happened because of a series of unfortunate (for me) events.

Joe Perez 11-21-2012 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by latena (Post 952178)
It was a fucked up situation that only happened because of a series of unfortunate (for me) events.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1353552052

latena 11-21-2012 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 952179)

Not even once.

hornetball 11-21-2012 11:47 PM

OP, good job.

miata2fast 11-22-2012 02:39 PM

I am not as ramped up as when I created this thread. I think the turkey, stuffing, and family time had a lot to do with it.

I think I need to start looking into the process of asking to lower the speed limit on this road. If the one passenger in the car died in the hospital, which is a really good possibility, that will be the third person I witnessed being killed on this stretch of highway. I am getting tired of it.

55 mph is just too fast for this area. The area has grown enough that it is getting too dangerous and the frequency of injury and death seems to be getting worse. What really scares me is the fact that my old house is so close to the road. If a loaded tractor trailer goes off coarse and hits my house, I could be a victim.

:vash:

Pen2_the_penguin 11-23-2012 01:51 PM

y no pictures? I am a visual type of person.

latena 11-23-2012 02:34 PM

Because when there is an emergency you spring into action, not take pictures.

Joe Perez 11-23-2012 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by latena (Post 952554)
Because when there is an emergency you spring into action, not take pictures.

What is this heresy of which you speak?

Begone from the Internet!

Pen2_the_penguin 11-23-2012 02:38 PM

Step 1: Put fire out.

Step 2: Pull out smartphone

step 3: ???

Step 4: have pictures for memory, sharing, and to help petition slower street speed. Get bitches as well.

miata2fast 11-23-2012 03:03 PM

Believe it or not, a small part of me wanted to snap a photo, but in the end I thought it would be in real poor taste.

Of coarse, it would make this thread way more entertaining wouldn't it.

miata2fast 11-23-2012 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin (Post 952557)
Step 1: Put fire out.

Step 2: Pull out smartphone

step 3: ???

Step 4: have pictures for memory, sharing, and to help petition slower street speed. Get bitches as well.

Exactly where are you going with this? :giggle:

dk wolf 11-25-2012 09:07 AM

Just keep thinking about it man. Sounds counter intuitive, but just constantly keep thinking about that moment. You'll get used to it eventually and it won't bother you.

And with that sort of conditioning, who knows... your sharp thinking could save someone else. I know way too many that would choke severely in a high stress environment. Relish in the fact you're a quick thinker on your feet and you rushed to help. You'd be surprised how many people would stand by and watch or lock up, or panic. It's a scenario all too common in the military.


Good for you. A lot of other shit stains wouldn't of handled it.



Now stop shaking and freaking out about it and being a little bitch. I'd have laughed my ass off at the sight of a fat bitch with her teeth knocked out.

turotufas 11-25-2012 09:45 AM

Look both ways before crossing the road with a big fire extinguisher...


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