I won the UK national lottery!
No shit, £3,000.000.00. Heck, I didn't even know that non-UK citizens who have never been to the UK were eligible, but I got an email today from Sir. Richard K. Lloyd informing me of my good fortune. All I have to do is send all of my personal information to an email address that isn't in the UK, and Sir Lloyd's fiduciary agent Mr. Billy Jones will award me the prize via bank transfer! I'm so excited!
Originally Posted by Sir. Richard K. Lloyd, Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme) The UKOnline Lottery
The Uk National Lottery.
Dear Winner, Your ref: 6525/07 The Uk National Lottery is pleased to inform you that you emerged a winner of £3,000.000.00 GBP. GBP in the last concluded National Lottery online draws on 27th May, 2008. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy. After this automated computer ballot, your e- mail address emerged as one of ten winners in the FIRST category for the THIRD prize.Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting the requirements,statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report. Fill in the information below and send it to the Lottery Fiduciary agent with the following email address below. ...Fiduciary Agent .... Name: Mr. Billy Jones. E-mail Address:claimsupdate@live.com 1.First Name: 2.Last Name: 3.Your Ref: 6525/07 4.Address: 5.Country: 6.Telephone: 7.Occupation : 8.Age: 9.Preferred Mode: (a) Check (b) Bank Transfer Congratulations. Sir. Richard K. Lloyd Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme) The UK Online Lottery. |
:rofl::giggle: That's a nigerian fuckers trying to scam you!
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you too?! :bang:
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nigerian please.
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My brother got one of these in the mail, yes the mail!!! Not e-mail, actual mail!
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You are kidding right?
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Originally Posted by msydnor
(Post 263380)
You are kidding right?
So are you going to get a gt3rs or what? |
tell them to send the stuff in check cuase you have no bank acounts
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You guys are all too jaded. This shit looks legit, what could go wrong?
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lol Ive won that like 3 times, plus a toyota one, yahoo one, and a few others, Im like a trillionaire!
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From the email: "However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy."
Yeah, that's a great way to run a lottery. Don't sell any tickets, but give away 3 mil. Even the gov't isn't that f'ing stupid. |
Dude, claim that shit asap!!11
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I got $1,000,000 the other day....
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Hey guys, I have the opportunity to get a 2000 Miata in tip-top shape for less than $3K shipped to my door via US Army, lolz
Hello, My name is Michael Gasen.This 2000 Mazda MX-5 Miata is in perfect working condition.This vehicle engine runs very, very smooth. No electrical problems on this beauty.This detailed vehicle makes the exterior look like it just came off the assembly line.The car has only 45875 miles. The title is clean and clear.The car has never been involved in any accident. Here is a short description of the vehicle. Transmission:Automatic Features & Options: CLOTH SEATS Power Steering CD AM/FM Radio Air Conditioning Power Windows 2DR CONV BASE AUTO REAR WHEEL DRIVE Dual Air Bags Cruise Control If you decide to buy the car,I want to close the transaction through eBay. I want to let you know that if you agree with the term from above ,I must let you know that you have to submit the money using my name and address and give the payment details to eBay.They will hold the payment details and the money until you receive and inspect the car. ONLY AFTER you receive the car and you inspect it, eBay will release the payment to me, in this way we are both protected. I'm telling you this from the first email because I don't want to waste my time or your time.I'm giving you these details because I'm a honest person and I want you to be honest with me from the beginning. If you will take it for this price, I am willing to handle the shipping through U.S. Air Military Cargo because my brother is working there and he told me that shipping the car for me is free, because he is their employee. The car is in Wisconsin, in a sealed container at U.S. Air Military Cargo base. You will get it to the nearest airport in your area and then it will be trucked forward to your place.I belive these are all the details for this transaction. My final price for this car is $2900. Oh!I almost forgot, please email me your full name and address (street,city,zip,state) so i can forward to eBay and make this happen. Thanks. P.S.: Because I'm in a bussines trip my best contact method is through email. Also if you need pictures just ask !!!!! |
Omg I Want Monies
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I just got this email.....
Dear Friend, I am Mr.Huang Chi-Lin. I work with Bank Sino Pac, formerly known as International Bank of Taipei as Executive Vice President I have an obscure business proposal for you. My client, Mr.Thabit Alwan an Iraqi Merchant, made a fixed deposit of USD 17.3M for 2 years with my bank. Upon maturity several notices were sent tohim. It was later discovered that he and his family were killed in Iraq war leaving no living witness to this fund, I will like you as a foreigner to stand as next of kin so we can receive his funds. I prefer you to reach me with the below email Email:mr.chilin01@gmail.com Sincerely, Chi-Lin Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
over the last few days one of the guys at my work has been dealing with an internet customer named "jonny o smith" trying to buy 10K worth of shit from us. it's funny having a name like that with broken english and having phone number from nigeria. very persistent though, i'll give him that, but the dumbass people i work with/for were about to go for it, couldn't believe it!
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 263368)
nigerian Please.
Hahahaha |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 263368)
nigerian please.
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