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Old 05-28-2008, 12:22 PM   #1
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No ****, £3,000.000.00. Heck, I didn't even know that non-UK citizens who have never been to the UK were eligible, but I got an email today from Sir. Richard K. Lloyd informing me of my good fortune. All I have to do is send all of my personal information to an email address that isn't in the UK, and Sir Lloyd's fiduciary agent Mr. Billy Jones will award me the prize via bank transfer! I'm so excited!

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Originally Posted by Sir. Richard K. Lloyd, Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme) The UKOnline Lottery
The Uk National Lottery.
Dear Winner,
Your ref: 6525/07

The Uk National Lottery is pleased to inform you
that you emerged a winner of £3,000.000.00 GBP.
GBP in the last concluded National Lottery online
draws on 27th May, 2008. However, no
tickets were sold but all email addresses were
assigned to different ticket numbers for
representation and privacy.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-
mail address emerged as one of ten winners in
the FIRST category for the THIRD prize.Your
prize award has been insured with your e-mail
address and will be transferred to you upon
meeting the requirements,statutory obligations,
verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

Fill in the information below and send it to the
Lottery Fiduciary agent with the following email
address below.

...Fiduciary Agent ....
Name: Mr. Billy Jones.
E-mail Address:[email protected]
1.First Name:
2.Last Name:
3.Your Ref: 6525/07
4.Address:
5.Country:
6.Telephone:
7.Occupation :
8.Age:
9.Preferred Mode: (a) Check (b) Bank Transfer

Congratulations.
Sir. Richard K. Lloyd
Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme) The UK
Online Lottery.
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That's a nigerian ******* trying to scam you!
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you too?!
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:32 PM   #4
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nigerian please.
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My brother got one of these in the mail, yes the mail!!! Not e-mail, actual mail!
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You are kidding right?
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You are kidding right?
no dude. Look at that ****. Its clear, he's the ******* winner.


So are you going to get a gt3rs or what?
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tell them to send the stuff in check cuase you have no bank acounts
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You guys are all too jaded. This **** looks legit, what could go wrong?
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lol Ive won that like 3 times, plus a toyota one, yahoo one, and a few others, Im like a trillionaire!
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:10 PM   #11
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From the email: "However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy."

Yeah, that's a great way to run a lottery. Don't sell any tickets, but give away 3 mil. Even the gov't isn't that f'ing stupid.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:25 PM   #12
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Dude, claim that **** asap!!11
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I got $1,000,000 the other day....
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Hey guys, I have the opportunity to get a 2000 Miata in tip-top shape for less than $3K shipped to my door via US Army, lolz
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Hello,

My name is Michael Gasen.This 2000 Mazda MX-5 Miata is in perfect working condition.This vehicle engine runs very, very smooth. No electrical problems on this beauty.This detailed vehicle makes the exterior look like it just came off the assembly line.The car has only 45875 miles.
The title is clean and clear.The car has never been involved in any accident.

Here is a short description of the vehicle.

Transmission:Automatic

Features & Options:
CLOTH SEATS Power Steering CD AM/FM Radio
Air Conditioning Power Windows 2DR CONV BASE AUTO REAR WHEEL DRIVE
Dual Air Bags Cruise Control

If you decide to buy the car,I want to close the transaction through eBay.
I want to let you know that if you agree with the term from above ,I must
let you know that you have to submit the money using my name and address
and give the payment details to eBay.They will hold the payment details
and the money until you receive and inspect the car.
ONLY AFTER you receive the car and you inspect it, eBay will
release the payment to me, in this way we are both protected.
I'm telling you this from the first email because I don't want to waste
my time or your time.I'm giving you these details because I'm a honest person
and I want you to be honest with me from the beginning.
If you will take it for this price, I am willing to handle the shipping
through U.S. Air Military Cargo because my brother is working there and he told
me that shipping the car for me is free, because he is their employee.
The car is in Wisconsin, in a sealed container at U.S. Air Military Cargo base.
You will get it to the nearest airport in your area and then it will be trucked forward
to your place.I belive these are all the details for this transaction.
My final price for this car is $2900.
Oh!I almost forgot, please email me your full name and address (street,city,zip,state)
so i can forward to eBay and make this happen.

Thanks.

P.S.: Because I'm in a bussines trip my best contact method is through email. Also if you need pictures just ask !!!!!
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Omg I Want Monies
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I just got this email.....

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Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Huang Chi-Lin. I work with Bank Sino Pac, formerly known as
International Bank of Taipei as Executive Vice President
I have an obscure business proposal for you.


My client, Mr.Thabit Alwan an Iraqi Merchant, made a fixed deposit
of USD 17.3M for 2 years with my bank. Upon maturity several notices
were sent tohim.

It was later discovered that he and his family were killed in Iraq
war leaving no living witness to this fund, I will like you as a
foreigner to stand as next of kin so we can receive his funds.


I prefer you to reach me with the below email
Email:[email protected]

Sincerely,
Chi-Lin
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over the last few days one of the guys at my work has been dealing with an internet customer named "jonny o smith" trying to buy 10K worth of **** from us. it's funny having a name like that with broken english and having phone number from nigeria. very persistent though, i'll give him that, but the dumbass people i work with/for were about to go for it, couldn't believe it!
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nigerian Please.

Hahahaha
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nigerian please.

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