beat my personal record on saturday - 8 times within 10 hours non-stop. beat that *************! i love being young

 

your palms must be raw.

/wait, wat?

 

What record? WTF?

 

 

Edited for truth.

 

I was wondering why hustler was in such a good mood....

 

That poor ******* goat. They weren't meant to take it in the *** that many times.

 

Bastard! I was drinking hot tea!!!

 

quality, not quan-titty.

 

The only time you've ever had enough is when you've just finished.

Good thing your dick is really skinny, or else you'd be raw.

I prefer to do it really well once, and then take a nap. That sounds like more fun to me.

Did she just charge you for once, or did she bill you for all eight?

 

just confirmed with my g/f and she said she was MORE then satisfied.

im glad you liked it too.

 

 

Is this your first time getting laid or a dork who never gets any? I'm pretty sure people don't brag about this unless your 15 years old

 

waiting for the "oh **** we're having octuplets" post...

 

 

wow..... this is stupid...

 

Well this once time I was stranded on an island with nothing but a raft full ritZ crackers and six inflatable mountain lions. I went for nine hours on each lion until they were all popped.

 

is this with men, women, or both?

 

you forgot dogs and cats

 

All I have to say is, "WHAT A ******* DORK." What kind of bukkake loving homo comes onto a forced induction Miata forum and brags about how blue his ***** are? Apparently this guy.