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Old 08-24-2009, 02:44 PM   #1
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beat my personal record on saturday - 8 times within 10 hours non-stop. beat that *************! i love being young
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Old 08-24-2009, 02:47 PM   #2
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your palms must be raw.

/wait, wat?
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What record? WTF?
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your palms must be raw.

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your ******* must be raw.

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Edited for truth.
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:02 PM   #6
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I was wondering why hustler was in such a good mood....
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That poor ******* goat. They weren't meant to take it in the *** that many times.
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I was wondering why hustler was in such a good mood....
Bastard! I was drinking hot tea!!!
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quality, not quan-titty.
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The only time you've ever had enough is when you've just finished.

Good thing your dick is really skinny, or else you'd be raw.

I prefer to do it really well once, and then take a nap. That sounds like more fun to me.

Did she just charge you for once, or did she bill you for all eight?
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just confirmed with my g/f and she said she was MORE then satisfied.

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Good thing your dick is really skinny, or else you'd be raw.
im glad you liked it too.
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just confirmed with my g/f and she said she was MORE then satisfied.
im glad you liked it too.
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Is this your first time getting laid or a dork who never gets any? I'm pretty sure people don't brag about this unless your 15 years old
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waiting for the "oh **** we're having octuplets" post...
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wow..... this is stupid...
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Well this once time I was stranded on an island with nothing but a raft full ritZ crackers and six inflatable mountain lions. I went for nine hours on each lion until they were all popped.
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Old 08-25-2009, 01:19 AM   #18
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is this with men, women, or both?
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is this with men, women, or both?
you forgot dogs and cats
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All I have to say is, "WHAT A ******* DORK." What kind of bukkake loving homo comes onto a forced induction Miata forum and brags about how blue his ***** are? Apparently this guy.
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