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Old 07-21-2012, 01:45 AM   #1
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Default I'm at a gay bar!

I am at a gay bar in DC by the name of Cobalt.

PMGZZZ Miata owners represent!!!

Homosexuality. As normal as men having sex with sheep. Seriously though, I find nothing wrong with consentual sheepsex nor guys making out. Yes I do not see either everyday, but it is strikingly not shocking to witness.

Who wants to go to a gay bar.
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Down for a tranny show, but you're too far from me.
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I went to Aqua a few weeks ago in down town Key West. Google that if you're bored.
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I was able to publicly smack my gf's **** and that was a good thing.

Frankly the guys there seemed happier than at straight clubs. I suppose cus a lot more of them were sexual satisfied. Chasing girls sucks.

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Want to win with chicks? Go to gay bars with gay friends and pick up fa* hags cause they feel safe and your gay buddies can introduce you.


On a side note just slapped my girls **** in private. At home drinking together. Wanted to join the titty slapping club. You still with the chick that was giving ya problems?
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Old 07-21-2012, 04:43 AM   #7
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You still with the chick that was giving ya problems?

Of course.

Earlier today I had the best sex of my life- with her. What am I to do.
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My ex could take the chrome of a Peterbuilt. But she was crazy as all get out. Spending any period of time with her made me debate how long the human race had left on earth. Finding someone that is you're best friend and fun as Fack is awesome.

All gushiness aside, I'd ride you face like a bicycle.
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^^ I was just about to post that.
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min, next time go to remingtons. git along little dogie!
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Did anyone breed you?
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Did anyone breed you?
poz rods all UP in dat azn boi
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Old 07-21-2012, 01:28 PM   #14
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poz rods all UP in dat azn boi
Disgusting. I am not asian. Barf

I also did not let anyone breed me. I did however, breed many.

A little more about the vibe: normally at a club about half the men and women are not dancing. And usually, half the women are dancing with each other, causin distress to males. At this gay club, there were no wallflowers. Most everyone dancing had a humpy partner, and those that were not dancing were chattin up some guy. I guess that if all attendees are *****, few end up being left out or turned down. This applies to stripper and swinger parties I have been to as well.

I do not have any problem getting poon (what man will say he does?), but I suppose that for most uncloseted gays, it must be nice to go from settling for occasional hard gotten and undesired poon to full on happy homosex whenever you want it. That said, it is easy to see why a certain std spread quickly in that community. That drawback to sluthood makes me glad I am mostly monogamous.
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I live in West Hollywood, CA which has a very large gay population. In fact, majority of my neighbors are gay. And in general, there are gay guys & gals everywhere you look. That said, gay bars are awesome!
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In for Fea's rectal abrading.
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