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Turbo_4 02-04-2010 04:00 PM

I'mmmm richhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Got this in my email today:

Forgive me for contacting you through this medium; it is because of the urgent nature of this issue. I know that a letter of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that it is made in good faith and will be of mutual benefit.

I am Barrister Emmanuel Eke the personal Attorney to late Mr. Mark Schaeper, a national of your country, who until his death was an oil contractor / consultant with the Benin oil corporation. Unfortunately, on the 14th of August 2005, 14:22 GMT, my client and his entire family were involved in a fatal auto wreck which unfortunately claimed their lives, none of the occupants of the vehicle survived.

I have since then made several enquiries to your Embassy, in a bid to locate any relation of my client, and these efforts of mine have not been productive. I solicit your consent to enable me produce you as the legal heir to my deceased client, since you both bear the same last name. The funds will then be transferred to you as the beneficiary and shared according to a proposed sharing pattern /ratio of 60:40 i.e. 60% for me and 40% for you.

The Bank where US$10,500,000.00 was lodged has issued a notice to me, unequivocally instructing me to produce the Next of Kin/Beneficiary to the said account within the next ten official working days, or have the account confiscated and will just require your understanding and cooperation to enable us achieve success within a legitimate arrangement, eliminating any liability resulting from any breach of the prevalent laws.

If you are interested in giving the required assistance, kindly reply this mail stating your full name, address and telephone /fax numbers to start the process.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
Barr.Emmanuel Eke.
Tel: +229 965 61180

Turbo_4 02-04-2010 04:02 PM

My reply:

Dear Mr. Emanuele,

Go fuck yourself.

olderguy 02-04-2010 04:04 PM

Yeah, I lost out on this one. I spell my official name just a little differently.

Bond 02-04-2010 04:04 PM

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nickt93 02-04-2010 04:05 PM

Damn - sounds legit! Enjoy all your newfound money!

Turbo_4 02-04-2010 04:07 PM

Thanks!! I'm just curious who the fuck Mark is...don't remember him being in the family...oh well.

buffon01 02-04-2010 04:43 PM

I got one of those from a late wealthy relative from NIGERIA. :laugh: :bang:

Full_Tilt_Boogie 02-04-2010 05:05 PM

Last time I got one of those I sent some homoerotic story that hustler posted back to them. The one with the transvestite in the van, I cnat remember what thread now. But it goes without saying that I didnt get a reply, hahaha.

leatherface24 02-04-2010 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by Turbo_4 (Post 518060)
My reply:

Dear Mr. Emanuele,

Go fuck yourself.

rotflmao you should bait him! Lets see how far he'll go!

this is the BEST site for this stuff

Welcome to the 419 Eater

kewilso3 02-04-2010 07:25 PM

Dateline did a show like they do to catch perverts on these people, actually got them to meet in person and they asked for money for "transfer fees" over and over untill Chris Hansen called them out and they ran away, it was awesome.

rmcelwee 02-04-2010 10:41 PM

Watched a guy addicted to Morphine on "Intervention" the other day. He had blown $600K on that shit. Lost his house. Incredibly his wife/kids had not yet taken away his computer/phone.

FWIW, I got a call from Master Card today. A card I had not used in over a year (special introductory card I only used 7 times in one week to get a check for $100 for signing up) got hit 3 times early this morning for $355 for 3 airline tickets to Taiwan.

SKMetalworks 02-04-2010 11:05 PM

Who wouldn't want 4 million. Do it.















He'll start asking for fees and such which there is no money at all that you will receive.

pdexta 02-04-2010 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by leatherface24 (Post 518117)
rotflmao you should bait him! Lets see how far he'll go!

this is the BEST site for this stuff

Welcome to the 419 Eater

I started getting those emails when I was in college (about 7 years ago) and decided to go along with one of them. I actually had the guy mail me some stuff and they called me a couple times. I was amazed how patient and persistent they were with it.

Turbo_4 02-05-2010 01:19 AM

For anyone who wants for fuck with him:

emmanuelek@internet.lu

Turbo_4 02-05-2010 01:34 AM

I just signed him up on a shit load of mailing lists.

Bond 02-05-2010 01:35 AM

I just signed him up for fuckbook.

buffon01 02-05-2010 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518331)
I just signed him up for fuckbook.

Good one. I was thinking of signing him up to all those "Free Porn Sites"

rharris19 02-05-2010 10:31 AM

419 is amazing. read some of their best stories and you will die laughing at what they get the scammers to do. One make a guy make all these audiobooks and another makes a guy get a tattoo to get a church donation.

rharris19 02-05-2010 10:43 AM

This is all crap they got them to do.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/albu...php?pic_id=183

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/albu...php?pic_id=176

This is milk and honey he had to pour over himself to be accepted into the "church" for donations sent to him.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/albu...php?pic_id=124

buffon01 02-05-2010 01:18 PM

WTF^^ :bang:


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