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Old 02-04-2010, 05:00 PM   #1
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Got this in my email today:

Forgive me for contacting you through this medium; it is because of the urgent nature of this issue. I know that a letter of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that it is made in good faith and will be of mutual benefit.

I am Barrister Emmanuel Eke the personal Attorney to late Mr. Mark Schaeper, a national of your country, who until his death was an oil contractor / consultant with the Benin oil corporation. Unfortunately, on the 14th of August 2005, 14:22 GMT, my client and his entire family were involved in a fatal auto wreck which unfortunately claimed their lives, none of the occupants of the vehicle survived.

I have since then made several enquiries to your Embassy, in a bid to locate any relation of my client, and these efforts of mine have not been productive. I solicit your consent to enable me produce you as the legal heir to my deceased client, since you both bear the same last name. The funds will then be transferred to you as the beneficiary and shared according to a proposed sharing pattern /ratio of 60:40 i.e. 60% for me and 40% for you.

The Bank where US$10,500,000.00 was lodged has issued a notice to me, unequivocally instructing me to produce the Next of Kin/Beneficiary to the said account within the next ten official working days, or have the account confiscated and will just require your understanding and cooperation to enable us achieve success within a legitimate arrangement, eliminating any liability resulting from any breach of the prevalent laws.

If you are interested in giving the required assistance, kindly reply this mail stating your full name, address and telephone /fax numbers to start the process.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
Barr.Emmanuel Eke.
Tel: +229 965 61180
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:02 PM   #2
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My reply:

Dear Mr. Emanuele,

Go **** yourself.
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Yeah, I lost out on this one. I spell my official name just a little differently.
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Damn - sounds legit! Enjoy all your newfound money!
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Old 02-04-2010, 05:07 PM   #6
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Thanks!! I'm just curious who the **** Mark is...don't remember him being in the family...oh well.
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I got one of those from a late wealthy relative from NIGERIA.
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:05 PM   #8
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Last time I got one of those I sent some homoerotic story that hustler posted back to them. The one with the transvestite in the van, I cnat remember what thread now. But it goes without saying that I didnt get a reply, hahaha.
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:19 PM   #9
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Dear Mr. Emanuele,

Go **** yourself.
rotflmao you should bait him! Lets see how far he'll go!

this is the BEST site for this stuff

Welcome to the 419 Eater
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Dateline did a show like they do to catch perverts on these people, actually got them to meet in person and they asked for money for "transfer fees" over and over untill Chris Hansen called them out and they ran away, it was awesome.
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Watched a guy addicted to Morphine on "Intervention" the other day. He had blown $600K on that ****. Lost his house. Incredibly his wife/kids had not yet taken away his computer/phone.

FWIW, I got a call from Master Card today. A card I had not used in over a year (special introductory card I only used 7 times in one week to get a check for $100 for signing up) got hit 3 times early this morning for $355 for 3 airline tickets to Taiwan.
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Who wouldn't want 4 million. Do it.















He'll start asking for fees and such which there is no money at all that you will receive.
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rotflmao you should bait him! Lets see how far he'll go!

this is the BEST site for this stuff

Welcome to the 419 Eater
I started getting those emails when I was in college (about 7 years ago) and decided to go along with one of them. I actually had the guy mail me some stuff and they called me a couple times. I was amazed how patient and persistent they were with it.
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For anyone who wants for **** with him:

[email protected]
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I just signed him up on a **** load of mailing lists.
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I just signed him up for fuckbook.
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I just signed him up for fuckbook.
Good one. I was thinking of signing him up to all those "Free **** Sites"
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419 is amazing. read some of their best stories and you will die laughing at what they get the scammers to do. One make a guy make all these audiobooks and another makes a guy get a tattoo to get a church donation.
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This is all crap they got them to do.





This is milk and honey he had to pour over himself to be accepted into the "church" for donations sent to him.

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WTF^^
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