It's Saturday night and I'm a bitch.
 

Me:
1. Sober.
2. Wife sick and puking.
3. No Miata in sight.
4. Dog has room-clearing farts.
5. Watching some HGTV homo paint a wall gold.
6. Gunshow today was so lame I almost bought a Hi-Point just to not walk out empty-handed.
7. Cars haven't been washed in months.
9. Making a meal of Rold Gold White-Dipped Honey Twists... a whole bag of FUCK YOU deliciousness.
10. Supply of Diet Mountain Dew approaching critical low.
11. Just saw Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial... rest of weekend is ruined.

On the bright side, I get to retire in 8.5 yrs. Already got my application for Home Depot ready.

1. Not sober
2. something
3. something
4. something
5. something
..
..
..
10. feels good man

1. Not sober (of course)
2. Got bored with the LSU v. Alabama game and logged on to miataturbo.net
3. Have to work another 11 years (12 hours of it tomorrow)

10. Have my new WD TV Live Plus sitting here in the box...

1. Sober, was supposed to be camping w/ 40's
2. Single
3. Miata has no turbo, little tire tread left.
4. Haven't begun career yet...


On the bright side, I haz xbox and internet for MT.

1: Don Julio Añejo
2: See #1

I am a fan. one of the few teqs I can sip straight and not make funny faces. silver don julio for margaritas when washing down mexican food.

1. two beers. effectively sober.
2. wife out of town in oakland at a hotel next to the rioters
3. back sore from replacing the top in the miata
4. cat alternating between snoring and slobbering on me
5. watching How Stuff Works about coffee. they mentioned a local coffee shop I used to go to on capitol hill that went out of business because the owner was guilty of tax evasion. nicholas cho of murky coffee. weird.
5b. coming up they're going to discuss Luwak coffee. ie shit coffee. you have to click on the link.
6. had a delicious grass fed burger from my new go-to gourmet burger place. parking blew.
7. upside: 700kB/s sustained downloads.
8. there is cold beer in the fridge and single and blended scotch on the shelf.
9. ????
10. profit.

1. in bed keeping observation of dog that is sick after vaccinations
2. sober
3. wife is sleeping in other room with our 3 week old son
4. miata appears to already be stored for the winter
5. sober

1. mountains of homework
2. turbo falling off
3. farts that burn my nose

yup.

1. Still have no power at my house.
2. Tree fell on our cars, mine with no insurance.
3. Miata still sits broken down inside the shop.
4. I'm still not finished painting the shop.
5. Got a call today from the LL that she wants the asshole body shop guy's doors painted by Wednesday.
6. I havent had an eBay sale in over a week.
7. Been sleeping on couches for a week now.
8. Laptop got a virus that took over an hour to get rid of.
9. ...........
10. Still have some herb left. :)

1.sober
2.laying in bed
3. Girlfriend has had a 3 week long migraine
4. A stack of cardiac flash cards sitting next to me I have to go thru before going to bed and I just can't leave MT.net.

vash wins

1. worked 16 hours yesterday. 3pm-7am
2. woke up at 1pm after only 5 hours sleep!?!?
3. just woke up at 8pm after nap
4. work 11-7 tonight
5. obviously sober
6. coffee

1. Sober, but on a caffeine high.
2. Moving files to 4TB Raid setup.
3. Just pwnt on BF3.
4. Gonna go forage for food soon.
5. Not looking forward to next week for some reason.
6. Luckily only a 4 day week, then 3 days off.
8. I don't know.

1. Sober.
2. Just got done cruising on some Twisties with a few miata buddies.
3. Had to go additional 15 miles to new temp jiffy lube on demand.
4. Coolant leaks that randomly appear and dissappear.

1.Manhattans and miller lites
2.gf out at the bar
3.miata looks at me from across the street
4.cat with cat nip addiction FTW
5.watching worlds toughest prisons..... no homo
6.waiting for hunting season
7. miata has mud dingleberries under the front wheel wells
8.extra hour of sleep
9.beef stroganoff..... btw honey pretzel twists and cream cheese is top notch
10.running out of beer and dry vermouth
11.bitch makes me wish sally struthers could be put down to save a pet


retire in 30-37 years if there is a country by then.....

1. Just got home from the Las Vegas SEMA show.
2. Let my dogs out after sneaking in the garage so they wouldn't think it was me.
3. Watched as they got all excited, because they probably thought I abandoned them since Sunday.
2. Have to unpack my shit and do like 3 loads of laundry.
3. Tomorrow I have to clean up my yard from the snowstorm damage of last weekend
4. No beer in house, only beer I had all day was 1 Sam Adams Octoberfest at the Dallas Airport around 3:00pm.
5. Just emailed my brother the youtube link for that Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial. I told him it was a funny video, and to watch it with his wife. Now him and his wife will cry themselves to sleep tonight, because I know they get really emotional whenever they see that commercial and they feel the need to go out and adopt another cat or dog.
6. Vash is the winner by far. I lost power for like 2 hours last Saturday which was a world record. Usually if I lose power, it's out for days. My parents live about 15 minutes away and they didn't have power until yesterday.

I drove my car to work last week and my temp gauage ran up real high then dropped down. I was like, "low coolant, nice". I filled it up with water after work and drove it home. I think my shitty rubber turbo water lines are in need of replacement.

1. Soberish
2. Just got home
3. No bitches
4. No car
5. Fix clocks

Shit! forgot about the clocks.
Up at 3:30 which was really 2:30 screwing around with Tunerstudio.
Brain clicking on at 2:30 am, trying to understand all of this tuning shit. Maybe it is time to start taking Ambien or sell the f'in car.

I am having a similar problem, but without the benefit of a turbo. Thanks for reminding me, I've been meaning to post a thread about that. Mine doesn't go really high, just up a bit.

1. I haven't been laid in months

That sucks. I bet porn hub is your friend.

Sadly, it is.

Also, submityourex.com is a good one..

My Friday.
1. Drunk
2. hottub
3. Women
4. pissed cause I have an interview, WAY TOO EARLY
5. Camaro is a hunk of shit.

1. I was sober
2. I was camping with the family in a Fire Tower (60' in the air) in Mt Hood National Forest
3. Power was out. That's ok because there actually is no power. Solar power & batteries ftw
4. Woodburning stove had to be fed every 2-3 hours overnight to keep the heat on. I chopped 7 loads and hauled them up the stairs over the weekend.
5. 1" of new snow overnight turned everything into winter wonderland. As a kid, I greatly preferred 2' to 2" of snow. Now, the other way.
6. Kids are now sacked out in their own beds. About to watch Chuck with Ms. Mobius.
7. Laurelwood Imperial Red ale on the nitro tap

1. Gotta be up for work in 5 hours. I fucking hate going back to days.
2. I've been watching The Big Bang Theory. Hilarious.
3. Still looking forward to a 4 day week!
4. I have 4 laptops, and about 10 other things I need to sell this week. Tired of all this junk in my apartment. Plus I"m moving to one half the size.

1. Daylight savings time, and switching back from it, sucks.
2. I'm a dumb ass. Set clock forward instead of back.
3. Got up way too early, so had a nice breakfast.
4. It's 5:30AM, and I don't have to be to work for another 1.5 hours.

How does setting the clock back an hour suck? You get an extra hour to do whatever. Quit yer bitching.

Saturday:


1. High (helps chronic neck pain that surgery couldn't fix)
2. Just drove 4 hrs to pick up a car for someone else
3. Spent all morning in park with daughter, played some soccer
4. 6 mo pregnant wife asleep
5. Saw end of disappointing 'Bama game and watched another episode of Breaking Bad.

Late to thread but Ill tell you about my Sunday Funday.

1. woke up hung over, proceeded to begin drinking in preparation of girls D1 Volleyball game with the boys.
2. Spent $13 in concessions.
3. 2 Margs at some mexican place after.
4. Drove home, stripped friends totalled M3 for parts, drank a forty, minor cheifing efforts.
5. Drove back to college town in Miata because m3 is running on 4 cylinders ( miss my miata :( ).
6. Movie Tavern with the boys, drank 3 tankers, pretty sloppy.
7. Back to house for hockey/volleyball party.
8. Fucked my suga mama, made her nut 3 times and even got my nut in the end.
9. Watched Badboys 2, tossed in a lipper.
10. I love my life.

Saturday:
- Me and the dog went for a 2h drive to a parts car (Opel Olympia Rekord -56). I wrenched and lifted parts while she chased cats for 45min.
- Drove to next stop to pick up some used but nice rims with almost brand new studded winter tires on for the hauler-Volvo. Good deal.
- Camehome and found that the Mrs had bought my favorit beer and German sausages. Love my wife!
- Buddy came by on this years last Motorbike ride. Shared beer with him, while we hung out in the shop and played PS3.
- Wife drives buddy home (too drunk to ride).
- Tried to watch movie but fell asleep in sofa.

Dry spell concured.

thank you lord thank you convosier.

Its Saturday-
1. Writing a paper on Cultural Issues (like I'll ever deal with the Hmong people in the ICU on a daily basis)
2. Wrapping up the continuing education poster board
3. Have to put mud boots on just to feed the horses
4. Just finished up a care plan that took 12 hours or more to do
5. Had to put up with my bitchy horny GF that decided she needed some at 4am after being bitched at for waking her up so she didn't sleep on the beanbag all night

1: Been working 10-12 hour days, 7 days a week, for the past 3 weeks straight.

2: The system is finally working well enough that I'm taking tomorrow off.

3: There is a half-empty 1l bottle of rum on the shelf.

4: I expect it to be fully empty by tomorrow.

1. Started the timing belt on my Miata.

2. Engine is out. Fuck those quick-connect fuel lines.

3. Will do belt, wpump, engine mounts, clutch slave/master tomorrow.

4. Hope I finish before the end of the day, driving the mr2 with harness mounted to some shady shit.

5. About to go grocery shopping, not sure if I want to pick up beer or not.

Its Saturday night again.

1.GF's at work.
2. I'm trying to find a way to get her to move out while still getting constant sex... Can't take her shit anymore.
3.More cardiac flash cards are staring at me but I'm doing a great job of avoiding them with the help of MT.net.
4.Got back from the gym but don't feel like eating anything.
5.Its getting cold here and the NT01's and MT's are not happy with this.
6. Furnace made the apartment smell horrid since it hasn't been on for awhile.

Do I study, drink alone, or both?

sober
single
headache
world of tanks is boring
im going for a drive.

Bed at 9PM, wake up call 4AM. Good Saturday night!

1) Wasted all day putting racing beat springs and Koni Str-T shocks on my car, didn't even get the fronts on.
2) My dog's radio collar fell off, and I didn't notice it until after dark. Guess I'll be looking for that in the morning somewhere in the yard. She probably chewed it to shit too.
3) I hit a deer with my truck like 5 minutes ago. Fucking stupid little assed spike buck. I saw it running full speed across a field, I didn't want to slam on the brakes, cause I would've got rearended by the car behind me. I caught it with the drivers side fender/ grill/ bumper. Otherwise, my truck is fine. I laughed a little cause I saw one of his antlers fly off and skip across the road. I felt better when I went back to drag his lifeless body off the road. I was so mad, I looked it in the eye and yelled something like, "You fuckin stupid scumbag jerkoff...how does it feel to be dead?" I should go fetch it, but I'm tired, and I don't feel like skinning a deer tonight.

1. Pieced together my car after timing belt + water pump. Poured coolant in, leaking out water pump. FML.
2. Piecing together a computer out of spare parts. Only newly purchased piece is a case. NZXT makes some quality shit. $30 to my home and this thing is made to last.
3. Deciding whether or not to get drunk and play MW3 the rest of the night, or just go to sleep.

I haven't watch SNL in years. Watching it now. I love it!

Then I'll get drunx again.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...83787677_n.jpg

Oh yuengling, how I miss you.

Saturday Night
1. worked 5-10:30pm
2. single
3. work at 8am

Drunk
Playing Nazi Zombies with wife and girl across the street
Contemplating next move after selling both my Miatas including the V8 (still have wife's Miata)
Have to wake up early to paint my deer (plasma cutting, welding is done):

http://www.lightweightmiata.com/misc/deer.JPG

saturday night...

well I spent the morning putting a new distributor on the civic and replacing the four speakers with parts express Aura buyouts (nice stuff, neodymium magnet so they're light) and about $50/pr for 6.5 coaxials.
I love easy work with satisfying results.

Saturday night I was *not* a bitch:
1. out with 20 of our friends for wife's birthday
2. place with 50 kinds of tequila--had a few margs, DC Brau on tap, and sipping some tequila
3. drunken indoor mini golf in a bar. need I say more?
4. follwed by drunken skeeball (I pwned)
5. followed by delicious key lime pie next door.

sorry, wrong thread.