It's Saturday night and I'm a bitch.
#1
Elite Member
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: VaBch, VA
Posts: 6,451
Total Cats: 322
It's Saturday night and I'm a bitch.
Me:
1. Sober.
2. Wife sick and puking.
3. No Miata in sight.
4. Dog has room-clearing farts.
5. Watching some HGTV homo paint a wall gold.
6. Gunshow today was so lame I almost bought a Hi-Point just to not walk out empty-handed.
7. Cars haven't been washed in months.
9. Making a meal of Rold Gold White-Dipped Honey Twists... a whole bag of **** YOU deliciousness.
10. Supply of Diet Mountain Dew approaching critical low.
11. Just saw Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial... rest of weekend is ruined.
On the bright side, I get to retire in 8.5 yrs. Already got my application for Home Depot ready.
1. Sober.
2. Wife sick and puking.
3. No Miata in sight.
4. Dog has room-clearing farts.
5. Watching some HGTV homo paint a wall gold.
6. Gunshow today was so lame I almost bought a Hi-Point just to not walk out empty-handed.
7. Cars haven't been washed in months.
9. Making a meal of Rold Gold White-Dipped Honey Twists... a whole bag of **** YOU deliciousness.
10. Supply of Diet Mountain Dew approaching critical low.
11. Just saw Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial... rest of weekend is ruined.
On the bright side, I get to retire in 8.5 yrs. Already got my application for Home Depot ready.
#6
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fake Virginia
Posts: 19,338
Total Cats: 573
I am a fan. one of the few teqs I can sip straight and not make funny faces. silver don julio for margaritas when washing down mexican food.
1. two beers. effectively sober.
2. wife out of town in oakland at a hotel next to the rioters
3. back sore from replacing the top in the miata
4. cat alternating between snoring and slobbering on me
5. watching How Stuff Works about coffee. they mentioned a local coffee shop I used to go to on capitol hill that went out of business because the owner was guilty of tax evasion. nicholas cho of murky coffee. weird.
5b. coming up they're going to discuss Luwak coffee. ie **** coffee. you have to click on the link.
6. had a delicious grass fed burger from my new go-to gourmet burger place. parking blew.
7. upside: 700kB/s sustained downloads.
8. there is cold beer in the fridge and single and blended scotch on the shelf.
9. ????
10. profit.
1. two beers. effectively sober.
2. wife out of town in oakland at a hotel next to the rioters
3. back sore from replacing the top in the miata
4. cat alternating between snoring and slobbering on me
5. watching How Stuff Works about coffee. they mentioned a local coffee shop I used to go to on capitol hill that went out of business because the owner was guilty of tax evasion. nicholas cho of murky coffee. weird.
5b. coming up they're going to discuss Luwak coffee. ie **** coffee. you have to click on the link.
6. had a delicious grass fed burger from my new go-to gourmet burger place. parking blew.
7. upside: 700kB/s sustained downloads.
8. there is cold beer in the fridge and single and blended scotch on the shelf.
9. ????
10. profit.
#9
1. Still have no power at my house.
2. Tree fell on our cars, mine with no insurance.
3. Miata still sits broken down inside the shop.
4. I'm still not finished painting the shop.
5. Got a call today from the LL that she wants the ******* body shop guy's doors painted by Wednesday.
6. I havent had an eBay sale in over a week.
7. Been sleeping on couches for a week now.
8. Laptop got a virus that took over an hour to get rid of.
9. ...........
10. Still have some herb left.
2. Tree fell on our cars, mine with no insurance.
3. Miata still sits broken down inside the shop.
4. I'm still not finished painting the shop.
5. Got a call today from the LL that she wants the ******* body shop guy's doors painted by Wednesday.
6. I havent had an eBay sale in over a week.
7. Been sleeping on couches for a week now.
8. Laptop got a virus that took over an hour to get rid of.
9. ...........
10. Still have some herb left.
#13
I'm a terrible person
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Arizona
Posts: 7,174
Total Cats: 180
1. Sober, but on a caffeine high.
2. Moving files to 4TB Raid setup.
3. Just pwnt on BF3.
4. Gonna go forage for food soon.
5. Not looking forward to next week for some reason.
6. Luckily only a 4 day week, then 3 days off.
8. I don't know.
2. Moving files to 4TB Raid setup.
3. Just pwnt on BF3.
4. Gonna go forage for food soon.
5. Not looking forward to next week for some reason.
6. Luckily only a 4 day week, then 3 days off.
8. I don't know.
#15
1.Manhattans and miller lites
2.gf out at the bar
3.miata looks at me from across the street
4.cat with cat nip addiction FTW
5.watching worlds toughest prisons..... no homo
6.waiting for hunting season
7. miata has mud dingleberries under the front wheel wells
8.extra hour of sleep
9.beef stroganoff..... btw honey pretzel twists and cream cheese is top notch
10.running out of beer and dry vermouth
11.bitch makes me wish sally struthers could be put down to save a pet
retire in 30-37 years if there is a country by then.....
2.gf out at the bar
3.miata looks at me from across the street
4.cat with cat nip addiction FTW
5.watching worlds toughest prisons..... no homo
6.waiting for hunting season
7. miata has mud dingleberries under the front wheel wells
8.extra hour of sleep
9.beef stroganoff..... btw honey pretzel twists and cream cheese is top notch
10.running out of beer and dry vermouth
11.bitch makes me wish sally struthers could be put down to save a pet
retire in 30-37 years if there is a country by then.....
#16
Slowest Progress Ever
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The coal ridden hills of Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,022
Total Cats: 304
1. Just got home from the Las Vegas SEMA show.
2. Let my dogs out after sneaking in the garage so they wouldn't think it was me.
3. Watched as they got all excited, because they probably thought I abandoned them since Sunday.
2. Have to unpack my **** and do like 3 loads of laundry.
3. Tomorrow I have to clean up my yard from the snowstorm damage of last weekend
4. No beer in house, only beer I had all day was 1 Sam Adams Octoberfest at the Dallas Airport around 3:00pm.
5. Just emailed my brother the youtube link for that Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial. I told him it was a funny video, and to watch it with his wife. Now him and his wife will cry themselves to sleep tonight, because I know they get really emotional whenever they see that commercial and they feel the need to go out and adopt another cat or dog.
6. Vash is the winner by far. I lost power for like 2 hours last Saturday which was a world record. Usually if I lose power, it's out for days. My parents live about 15 minutes away and they didn't have power until yesterday.
2. Let my dogs out after sneaking in the garage so they wouldn't think it was me.
3. Watched as they got all excited, because they probably thought I abandoned them since Sunday.
2. Have to unpack my **** and do like 3 loads of laundry.
3. Tomorrow I have to clean up my yard from the snowstorm damage of last weekend
4. No beer in house, only beer I had all day was 1 Sam Adams Octoberfest at the Dallas Airport around 3:00pm.
5. Just emailed my brother the youtube link for that Sarah Mclachlin animal cruelty commercial. I told him it was a funny video, and to watch it with his wife. Now him and his wife will cry themselves to sleep tonight, because I know they get really emotional whenever they see that commercial and they feel the need to go out and adopt another cat or dog.
6. Vash is the winner by far. I lost power for like 2 hours last Saturday which was a world record. Usually if I lose power, it's out for days. My parents live about 15 minutes away and they didn't have power until yesterday.
#17
Slowest Progress Ever
iTrader: (26)
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The coal ridden hills of Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,022
Total Cats: 304
I drove my car to work last week and my temp gauage ran up real high then dropped down. I was like, "low coolant, nice". I filled it up with water after work and drove it home. I think my shitty rubber turbo water lines are in need of replacement.
#19
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: South Jersey 5 min. from NJMP
Posts: 189
Total Cats: 0
****! forgot about the clocks.
Up at 3:30 which was really 2:30 screwing around with Tunerstudio.
Brain clicking on at 2:30 am, trying to understand all of this tuning ****. Maybe it is time to start taking Ambien or sell the f'in car.
Up at 3:30 which was really 2:30 screwing around with Tunerstudio.
Brain clicking on at 2:30 am, trying to understand all of this tuning ****. Maybe it is time to start taking Ambien or sell the f'in car.